Riddles

[DeletedUser104171]

You answer me, yet I don't ask you qustions.
what am I?
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Yours,
Duke Andrew I

 

[Irontusk]

telephone

 

[DeletedUser]

You are in the library and the librarian says there is a £50 note hidden between pages 75 and 76 of a certain book in the library. You decide not to go and look for it. Why?

 

[DeletedUser104171]

because there can't be a "between pgs 75 and 76"
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Yours,
Duke Andrew I

 

[DeletedUser98628]

Yes there can. It's because Pg. 75 is at the end of the page and 78 is the one behind it.

 

[DeletedUser]

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

 

[DeletedUser95593]

Towel.

 

[DeletedUser]

Yes there can. It's because Pg. 75 is at the end of the page and 78 is the one behind it.

What? No. Page 75 and Page 76 is the same piece of paper. It had nothing to do with 78. Do you think before you post?

Also; a riddle.

What is the most common owl in britain?

 

[DeletedUser98628]

What? No. Page 75 and Page 76 is the same piece of paper. It had nothing to do with 78. Do you think before you post?

Also; a riddle.

What is the most common owl in britain?

That's what I meant I just accidentally said 78 rather then 76 sorry typo, as for your question, no I don't sit at a computer contemplating my next post.

 

[DeletedUser]

rearrange the words "New Door" into one word.

 

[DeletedUser104171]

I dunno that one

my new sig is just below
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Life's too short to troll

 

[DeletedUser104171]

Yes there can. It's because Pg. 75 is at the end of the page and 78 is the one behind it.

what the hell are you on about
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life's too short to troll

 

[DeletedUser]

rearrange the words "New Door" into one word.

'One word' is an anagram of 'New door'.

 

[DeletedUser98628]

rearrange the words "New Door" into one word.

One word just mix around the letters. You are driving a bus when all the sudden, the bus crashes and the bus driver dies, on his grave it is labeled RIP and then his name. What is his name?

 

[DeletedUser]

You.

 

[DeletedUser95593]

Steve.

 

[Burning GFX]

There are 2 fathers and 2 sons. they have 3 dollars. How will they split the money evenly with no change?

 

[DeletedUser]

That one took some thinking...
There was a grandfather, a father and a son. (Two fathers and two sons) so you split it up a dollar each.

 

[Burning GFX]

Correct! .

 

[DeletedUser93450]

You have three stoves: a gas stove, a wood stove, and a coal stove, but only one match. Which should you light first?