Rogues Declares Part 2

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Where were we...oh yeah that's right, Rogues and all their internals and bad English.

There was some frustration between Matt and some of the girls for obvious reasons:
[spoil][2:38:00 PM] steven-power: you hit that?[/spoil]

Matt got mad and called me something I hate:
[spoil][2:42:59 PM] Matt!?!: ewww guido[/spoil]

Apparently Mattie was focused on rimming allos and was not beat for a TW love life but the lack of attention with other members boiled over:
[spoil][2:42:59 PM] Ancient Mariner.Sacred Devil: I envy you matt (envy)[/spoil]

Matt stated he already had his way with the women of Rogues.
[spoil][2:50:18 PM] Matt!?!: pshh mission accomplished[/spoil]

allos became nervous:
[spoil][2:54:13 PM] The Boss/Allos?: i am safe right?[/spoil]

He wasn't a big fan of Matt to begin with:
[spoil][2:54:45 PM] The Boss/Allos?: that shit[/spoil]

I was nervous about having women in my faction but Pat reassured me:
[spoil][2:55:20 PM] UNO INO / Maiden Pat: I love you
[2:55:27 PM] UNO INO / Maiden Pat: more than angela[/spoil]

I told Pat to start catting Allos but she hesitated:
[spoil][2:56:13 PM] UNO INO / Maiden Pat: you know my feelings on internal fighting[/spoil]

I asked Matt if we should ally with coming and Matt replied:
[spoil][3:02:51 PM] Matt!?!: stupid people[/spoil]

I then messaged Faaaark about it and he agreed to help:
[spoil][3:13:21 PM] Faaaaark - Brad: ok[/spoil]

I told Faaaark the only way he can get in is if he tells me how awesome I am everyday and then he got mad:
[spoil][3:15:53 PM] Faaaaark - Brad: pffft[/spoil]

But then once I sent him a 7 second train, he quickly changed his mind and told me that I am in fact super awesome:
[spoil][3:16:12 PM] Faaaaark - Brad: I will remind you from now on[/spoil]

The compliments kept coming from Faaaaark:
[spoil][3:17:38 PM] Faaaaark - Brad: you are a true warrior[/spoil]

But then things got weird so I distanced myself a bit:
[spoil][3:17:44 PM] Faaaaark - Brad: I watched you[/spoil]

We got wind of allos plan:
[spoil][3:25:03 PM] The Boss/Allos?: anyway i will sent you a CM with break with instructions[/spoil]

But it got weird again:
[spoil][3:25:05 PM] seven swords: then were guna have a sexy party on skype[/spoil]

And then even weirder:
[spoil][3:29:27 PM] KESHA: you are cute matt[/spoil]

The flirting and awkward weirdness was getting in the way of what we set out to do in the first place but matt was sidetracked:
[spoil][3:29:51 PM] Matt!?!: Fun?!?!?[/spoil]

But then he quickly changed his tide:
[spoil][3:29:56 PM] Matt!?!: this is a game
[3:29:59 PM] Matt!?!: listen to faaaaark
[3:30:02 PM] Matt!?!: no room for fun here[/spoil]

Ancient walked over to us limping and badly bruised:
[spoil][3:30:03 PM | Edited 3:30:15 PM] Ancient Mariner.Sacred Devil: rogue girls have whip[/spoil]

The girls in our faction came up with a new plan for W53. While the men were focused on rimming allos, the girls came up with a way to slow down Faaaark and Coming:
[spoil][3:31:48 PM] KESHA: faaaark needs to get laid[/spoil]

We all agreed:
[spoil][3:36:11 PM] Matt!?!: I can feel that[/spoil]

Ancient wasn't worried:
[spoil][3:38:26 PM] Ancient Mariner.Sacred Devil: they wont attack me either iam too small forthere morale [/spoil]

Matt took it the wrong way:
[spoil][4:16:37 PM] Matt!?!: sounds rather kinky[/spoil]

I then threw up everywhere:
[spoil][4:17:37 PM] Angela/Kaduo: i like how it makes you sick[/spoil]

Faaaark and some of his friends decided to attack us:

[spoil]Attacker: faaaaark
Origin: krazyboys village (535|531) K55

Quantity: 0 1 6822 1 3000 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 1 6822 1 3000 0 0 0 0 0

Attacker: PEECHES
Origin: [011] n Barrakki (485|588) K54

Quantity: 9309 0 0 0 0 932 0 0 0 0
Losses: 9309 0 0 0 0 932 0 0 0 0[/spoil]

Word rapidly spread throughout the tribe of the civil unrest:
[spoil][6:34:57 PM] Glen: 'rogues has internal difficulies, a civil war has broken out between the two factions: the ACTIVES and the INACTIVES'
[6:35:23 PM] Glen: I wonder which way it wil go...[/spoil]

It was all out in the open, put up or shut up.
[spoil][6:44:01 PM] The Boss/Allos?: Rogues declare on me[/spoil]


Guess you'll have to wait for Part III to find out what happens next.


We here at Rogues employ sarcasm and a sense of humor that other tribes seemingly do not possess. This is all in good fun, even you Faaaaarky can have a haha once in a while and admit that you yes you like FUN.
 
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DeletedUser

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My favourite bit xD

But then things got weird so I distanced myself a bit:
Spoiler:
[SPOIL][3:17:44 PM] Faaaaark - Brad: I watched you[/SPOIL]
 

DeletedUser

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For my part, I got a chuckle out of this:

Ancient walked over to us limping and badly bruised:
[spoil]
[3:30:03 PM | Edited 3:30:15 PM] Ancient Mariner.Sacred Devil: rogue girls have whip
[/spoil]

Would they also have chains and handcuffs, by any chance?
 

DeletedUser

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Not a bad read! Like the whole skype quotes :] My fav is also the one Giraffe ^ showed.
 

DeletedUser92094

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P.A

This is may eb one of the most simply yet, funniest PnP i have ever read :)
 

DeletedUser71925

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Boring, needless to say. I just felt like saying something. My favourite part, however, was this.

[spoil]Before I viewed the thread.[/spoil]

But I will wait for part 3. See what comes of it.
 

DeletedUser

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^^BUM
Boring, needless to say. I just felt like saying something. My favourite part, however, was this.

[spoil]Before I viewed the thread.[/spoil]

But I will wait for part 3. See what comes of it.
Maybe you can make it a little more boring for the bums next time steve.
 
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