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Small lumpy squid monkey seeks healthy tribe leader with no identifying scars, any age. Must have all limbs. Recommend appreciation of high-pitched, screeching noises. Must like being bored and lonely. Must not touch the squids, EVER. No tongue.

I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Curious George reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway; you eat beets raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Must wear size five shoes.

Thank You and I Look Forward...
 
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