Outrageous! The plebs have dared to besmirch my reputation page with negative rep!? What sort of system allows the lower-classes to take but not give?
I am so furious right now my spectacular aura has turned into one of rage and hatred, and I shall strike back upon the instigators with the full might of my egotistical wallet, let it be known that it will take hundreds of you lesser mortals to inflict any lasting wound upon me again!
Oh now this is truly terrible, it turns out the criminally insane individual behind this attack was a beneficiary of my own charitable spreading of my reputation to the deserving few! And the system prevents me from retracting my charity until I have donated further! Prepostorous.