The Dwarven Army!!!

DeletedUser13939

Guest
All right people, I'm looking for an army. As we all know, I'm pretty much the only Dwarf here in OT, so I'm kinda lonely. That, and a King is no good King without an army.

So I'm here to enlist anybody and everybody!!! You won't be a Dwarf, but you will be considered one for war purposes! That, and I won't feel alone. >.>

The Dwarven Army:

Da King/Commander:
Dwarven King

The Queen (She tricked me! Tricked me I tell you! >.<):
meeeeeeeeeee

DK's [illicitly sexual] liaison that stalks him:
Perfect Misfit

That-one-dwarf-that-always-drinks-too-much-ale:
TjDarkness

The-Dwarf-Whos-Sober-As-Tj-Takes-All-The-Ale:
Knight of Ice

Acting Liaison for the OT army:
Lord Lorkhan

Royal Juggler:
Barfbug

Second in Command:
Wehrmachtreich

Third in Command:
The-Dwarf

The Gay Robot:
Dolton

The King's Royal Butt Buddy Who is Also the King's Biggest Chuck Norris Fan
skiing colin

The Hobo:
joe0612

The Train Driver:
MicmasterR

The Technician:
sphynxs

Super Alchemist Dwarf:
abhijith45

Grand Commander of the Incredibly Delicious But Undeniably Unhealthy Snack Foods:
DrDorito

I'm also looking for any other positions if you think of them!

*Yeah, I'm bored. >.>
 
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skiing colin

Guest
And also the King's Biggest Chuck Norris Fan at the bottom, then I can be two things!!!
 

skiing colin

Guest
Then make it The King's Royal Butt Buddy Who Is Also The King's Biggest Chuck Norris Fan
 

skiing colin

Guest
Wait, one last edit, I swear*

The King's Royal Butt Buddy Who Is Also The King's Biggest Chuck Norris Fan Who Is King Of The Internet And Ateb Is Queen But I am Pregnant With Her Baby
 

DeletedUser13939

Guest
Wait, one last edit, I swear*

The King's Royal Butt Buddy Who Is Also The King's Biggest Chuck Norris Fan Who Is King Of The Internet And Ateb Is Queen But I am Pregnant With Her Baby
Err...no. Ateb is in a bad mood, so I will not be insulting him...yet....
 

dbagmcgee

Guest
I don;t believe in armies, I;m a pacifist. Absolutely terrible at risk, but I;m sure thats unrelated.