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Continued...
Cast:
Power
LT
WSS
Sanchez
Mattie
Pardon Me
Sarah
Red
Lloyd
and introducing:
Stewy Hax
We left off around the outskirts of K53, with our hero Power announcing his planned dominance in K53.
Sanchez upon hearing this, decided the K was big enough for two people.
[spoil][3/8/2010 5:42:00 AM] Sanchez: I was focusing on my K74 villages, but I think i may need some in 53 as well[/spoil]
Pardon Me told Sarah and LT to do the same.
[spoil][3/8/2010 5:53:12 AM] Pardon Me: LT and Sarah need to do the same[/spoil]
StewyHax found out about my quest for dominance and made a bold request.
[spoil][3/8/2010 3:56:32 PM] StewyHax: meh i want acc on w41 to rape power[/spoil]
Mattie tried assisting Stewy in his request.
[spoil][3/8/2010 3:27:51 PM] MattieMatt316: I am their warlord [/spoil]
Stewy didn't want his help.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:01:32 PM] StewyHax: you suck too much to get me a acc[/spoil]
And went another route.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:01:41 PM] StewyHax: Gonna have to talk to your pimp sanchez me thinks[/spoil]
But Stewy couldn't understand Sanchez and his Canadian jibber-jabber.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:42:03 PM] StewyHax: Yeah sanchez you sound like ur dribbling constantly[/spoil]
Meanwhile, LT had his mind on other things as well as WSS.
[spoil][3/8/2010 6:42:10 PM] ☠~LT~ ツ / Punkaf: steve, what color underwear you got on?[/spoil]
[spoil][3/8/2010 6:54:07 PM] WhySoSerious.??: sex, sex, sex, and more sex[/spoil]
Eventually we found Mattie.
[spoil][3/8/2010 7:15:23 PM | Edited 7:15:26 PM] WhySoSerious.??: where is mattie?
[3/8/2010 7:15:29 PM] Steven Power: Peeing
[3/8/2010 7:15:43 PM] ☠~LT~ ツ / Punkaf: all over my chest[/spoil]
I was hungry and in much need of a rest so I stopped by Lloyd's house but something smelled like cat urine.
[spoil][3/8/2010 8:20:23 PM] Lloyd-Christmas: I have over 20k cats[/spoil]
After a few pints Mattie asked permission to spoon with Stewy.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:09:23 PM] StewyHax: Yeh you can[/spoil]
Red sounded a bit disappointed.
[spoil][27/02/2010 19:21:16] Rednecks: i offered but he didn't want it[/spoil]
Mattie began to have a crush on Stewy but he assured him no funny business.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:50:44 PM] StewyHax: I dont put it there[/spoil]
Sanchez was relieved.
[spoil][3/8/2010 8:16:32 PM] Sanchez: I was gonna start nukin your ass[/spoil]
I think Lloyd must have slipped us something because there was a lot of strange banter.
[spoil][3/6/2010 12:36:39 PM] Ogun: Im waiting for the right man.[/spoil]
WSS put an end to Ogun's hopes very quick.
[spoil][3/6/2010 12:37:47 PM] WhySoSerious.??: your freaking me out right now
[3/6/2010 12:35:59 PM] WhySoSerious.??: i have never and will never try anything with a dude[/spoil]
We were tired and all these shenanigans were getting in the way of my dream. Exhausted, I decided to call it a night and begin my assault the next day. But throughout the night I saw strange things.
[spoil][3/8/2010 7:15:03 PM] Steven Power: Poking in and out[/spoil]
And heard even stranger.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:14:04 PM] StewyHax: Dont make me use my super door on you women.[/spoil]
The next day I asked Stewy what happened and he told me.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:27:50 PM] StewyHax: If any1 asks, Gavin did it kay
[3/8/2010 4:28:18 PM] StewyHax: that was merely poking fun[/spoil]
I told him to keep it quiet because we had a long journey and news of this would bother LT but Stewy didn't care.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:48:51 PM] StewyHax: LT just cant handle my load[/spoil]
I spoke to Faaaark and told him how it was going so far.
[spoil][3/8/2010 8:33:46 PM] Steven Power: all kinds of K53 and Gay[/spoil]
So I explained to everyone again that K53 was mine but LT had an attitude.
[spoil][3/4/2010 3:41:02 PM] ☠~LT~ ツ/ Punkaf: u told me u dick[/spoil]
I began my assault on boothill Bob and he decided to attack me so we had a nice convo.
[spoil]
Immediately following that conversation I showed him the pain train. And the pain train hurts.
[spoil]Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: tysederwall
Side 2:
Tribes:
Players: boothill Bob
Timeframe: 22/02/2010 00:08:15 to 09/03/2010 07:34:18
Total conquers:
Side 1: 103
Side 2: 0
Difference: 103
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 44
Side 2: 0
Difference: 44
Points value of total conquers:
Side 1: 980,292
Side 2: 0
Difference: 980,292
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 419,097
Side 2: 0
Difference: 419,097
[/spoil]
The Assault on K53 has begun. Tune into part 3 where our Merry Band of Jolly fruit cakes turn our attention to S3x.
Disclaimer:
[spoil]Mattie is the only one who is gay...and still has a small pp.[/spoil]
Cast:
Power
LT
WSS
Sanchez
Mattie
Pardon Me
Sarah
Red
Lloyd
and introducing:
Stewy Hax
We left off around the outskirts of K53, with our hero Power announcing his planned dominance in K53.
Sanchez upon hearing this, decided the K was big enough for two people.
[spoil][3/8/2010 5:42:00 AM] Sanchez: I was focusing on my K74 villages, but I think i may need some in 53 as well[/spoil]
Pardon Me told Sarah and LT to do the same.
[spoil][3/8/2010 5:53:12 AM] Pardon Me: LT and Sarah need to do the same[/spoil]
StewyHax found out about my quest for dominance and made a bold request.
[spoil][3/8/2010 3:56:32 PM] StewyHax: meh i want acc on w41 to rape power[/spoil]
Mattie tried assisting Stewy in his request.
[spoil][3/8/2010 3:27:51 PM] MattieMatt316: I am their warlord [/spoil]
Stewy didn't want his help.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:01:32 PM] StewyHax: you suck too much to get me a acc[/spoil]
And went another route.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:01:41 PM] StewyHax: Gonna have to talk to your pimp sanchez me thinks[/spoil]
But Stewy couldn't understand Sanchez and his Canadian jibber-jabber.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:42:03 PM] StewyHax: Yeah sanchez you sound like ur dribbling constantly[/spoil]
Meanwhile, LT had his mind on other things as well as WSS.
[spoil][3/8/2010 6:42:10 PM] ☠~LT~ ツ / Punkaf: steve, what color underwear you got on?[/spoil]
[spoil][3/8/2010 6:54:07 PM] WhySoSerious.??: sex, sex, sex, and more sex[/spoil]
Eventually we found Mattie.
[spoil][3/8/2010 7:15:23 PM | Edited 7:15:26 PM] WhySoSerious.??: where is mattie?
[3/8/2010 7:15:29 PM] Steven Power: Peeing
[3/8/2010 7:15:43 PM] ☠~LT~ ツ / Punkaf: all over my chest[/spoil]
I was hungry and in much need of a rest so I stopped by Lloyd's house but something smelled like cat urine.
[spoil][3/8/2010 8:20:23 PM] Lloyd-Christmas: I have over 20k cats[/spoil]
After a few pints Mattie asked permission to spoon with Stewy.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:09:23 PM] StewyHax: Yeh you can[/spoil]
Red sounded a bit disappointed.
[spoil][27/02/2010 19:21:16] Rednecks: i offered but he didn't want it[/spoil]
Mattie began to have a crush on Stewy but he assured him no funny business.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:50:44 PM] StewyHax: I dont put it there[/spoil]
Sanchez was relieved.
[spoil][3/8/2010 8:16:32 PM] Sanchez: I was gonna start nukin your ass[/spoil]
I think Lloyd must have slipped us something because there was a lot of strange banter.
[spoil][3/6/2010 12:36:39 PM] Ogun: Im waiting for the right man.[/spoil]
WSS put an end to Ogun's hopes very quick.
[spoil][3/6/2010 12:37:47 PM] WhySoSerious.??: your freaking me out right now
[3/6/2010 12:35:59 PM] WhySoSerious.??: i have never and will never try anything with a dude[/spoil]
We were tired and all these shenanigans were getting in the way of my dream. Exhausted, I decided to call it a night and begin my assault the next day. But throughout the night I saw strange things.
[spoil][3/8/2010 7:15:03 PM] Steven Power: Poking in and out[/spoil]
And heard even stranger.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:14:04 PM] StewyHax: Dont make me use my super door on you women.[/spoil]
The next day I asked Stewy what happened and he told me.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:27:50 PM] StewyHax: If any1 asks, Gavin did it kay
[3/8/2010 4:28:18 PM] StewyHax: that was merely poking fun[/spoil]
I told him to keep it quiet because we had a long journey and news of this would bother LT but Stewy didn't care.
[spoil][3/8/2010 4:48:51 PM] StewyHax: LT just cant handle my load[/spoil]
I spoke to Faaaark and told him how it was going so far.
[spoil][3/8/2010 8:33:46 PM] Steven Power: all kinds of K53 and Gay[/spoil]
So I explained to everyone again that K53 was mine but LT had an attitude.
[spoil][3/4/2010 3:41:02 PM] ☠~LT~ ツ/ Punkaf: u told me u dick[/spoil]
I began my assault on boothill Bob and he decided to attack me so we had a nice convo.
[spoil]
[/spoil]tysederwall on 22.02. at 06:24
I will rim you into the middle of World 67 if you send me one more attack.
boothill Bob on 22.02. at 06:28
Just sending fakes out to people.
tysederwall on 22.02. at 06:29
I see your train
boothill Bob on 22.02. at 06:45
its a fake. lol
tysederwall on 22.02. at 06:49
Im not n00b...I good player wiff many scripts. I know how to send 18 second train and 25 fakes in 10 minutes.
boothill Bob on 22.02. at 06:50
Obvs you are a noob. Because thats a ram
tysederwall on 22.02. at 06:51
I no n00b, I play many worlds. Can I get invite? OCD...many n00bs here. If I give you all my villages except 2 can i get invite to super awesome tribe? Can I get more incoming from u gize!?!?! I need work I noob
tysederwall on 22.02. at 08:15
O.K. Get ready for the pain woman, the pain train is coming.
Immediately following that conversation I showed him the pain train. And the pain train hurts.
[spoil]Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: tysederwall
Side 2:
Tribes:
Players: boothill Bob
Timeframe: 22/02/2010 00:08:15 to 09/03/2010 07:34:18
Total conquers:
Side 1: 103
Side 2: 0
Difference: 103
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 44
Side 2: 0
Difference: 44
Points value of total conquers:
Side 1: 980,292
Side 2: 0
Difference: 980,292
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 419,097
Side 2: 0
Difference: 419,097
[/spoil]
The Assault on K53 has begun. Tune into part 3 where our Merry Band of Jolly fruit cakes turn our attention to S3x.
Disclaimer:
[spoil]Mattie is the only one who is gay...and still has a small pp.[/spoil]
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