Hello, I have a story to tell today, you guys might not like it but I'll take the risk and share it anyway . Let's say we have 2 players in mind, these 2 players have won worlds before , so there must be something they're doing better than the average player if they were able to accomplish that. Now let's consider this...dumb and dumber decide to gang up with all the might PP can buy them , 10% pop full nukes, bonuses etc. etc. on a player 5x and 10x smaller than them. So I've seen the "Please help me!" message from my guy at around 2 AM a few days ago. This was the point where I started my sit. (Guess they implemented a no barb nobling policy around the end of may so this dude would start actually hitting someone for a change. ) 10/10 would do it again. Burn! Now that Dumb number 1 was taken care of with some other nukes dodged or eaten with minimal losses, I had to prepare for Dumb2.0 (pun intended). Dozed off a little, woke up after 1 hour...no more incoming attacks...good but not quite. So I thought maybe something is up and he was faking a few attacks...then time comes and sure enough , he's trying to short range me , 4-5 nukes per village, trains, support incoming..all that good stuff when you're overestimating your own ability and you think there is no one above your level in this game. Then I realized I can't pre on this specific village he was targeting anymore, but in any case , wall was 0 , 4 nukes inbound on it which I assumed were full+ noble (was wrong on this, missed the tag, sue me ) so I prepared for the recap. Time comes and I'm 15 seconds away from sending the recap run. Then as I'm waiting to send the nobles, the attack sound pops and I had a jump scare which delayed my recap by ~200-300ms. 10-15 more minutes pass and I notice support going there , 2 in front of my recap and 1 behind. Successful recap , then killed the other support troops since he either could not be bothered to check or he was completely sure the village will not be contested. As seen here: If you're wondering what the result of this op was , here it is : (in one day) 0 villages lost. The total nuke count destroyed(20+) is absurd considering the target of these 2 bozos . More time passed with no additional incoming attacks. Now I could finally relax. Congratulations, you 2 bozos just got clapped by someone that's been re-learning the game on fast pace in just 4 months. A special dedication for Dumb2.0 and his shady 200$ tactics +++ which I'm not even going into detail here. Also, if you're trying to copy Sergeant Crunsh, make sure you do it right. Bonus. "Continue to whine squirm and squeal as you get eaten. It's more fun that way" has not aged that well at all. Get bent PP abusers! P.S. Before y'all bunch of PP abusing clowns start thinking that showing me war stats is wise, just remember we're not the ones marking enemies as NAP to save our precious ratio.