Darsia
Guest
You know me as Darsia, a slightly annoying and insignificant little bug. No longer! As of today, I have joined into the ranks of the all-knowing and illustrious Lord Haste.
I believe it is my solemn duty as a fellow human being to inform you of Lord Haste. That is why I started this thread. Please bear with me as I attempt to
Unfortunately, our technology is not enough to capture this powerful being on tape, and therefore the best shot we could obtain is this:
Many of you have noticed that Lord Haste is infact, a paradox. However, this can be explained by the fact that Lord Haste is a fixed entity in this universe. Lord Haste cannot be created or destroyed. Thus, he must be God.
Things Lord Haste is famous for And only slightly ripped off of chuck norris jokes
Lord Haste does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because wherever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction
There is no such thing as evolution. Just experiments by Lord Haste.
Chuck Norris is but a servant of the one true master!
Lord Haste does not fail, he merely tactically withdraws.
Lord Haste doesn't read forum, he just stares it until he gets the information he wants.
Lord Haste quotes
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? (Reputed to be said to over 4 billion females over the course of time)
Death is not everything.
It is more cruel not to be able to die. Then again, I am God...
Lord Haste on emo's: You have a death wish. That's so selfish. I have one too, but I direct it towards others.
Tom Cruise on Lord Haste: I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
The pain you will feel should you not join:
Even women can help!
Another of Lord Haste's minions:
Lord Haste at work:
Great literature inspired by Lord Haste:
The French are cowards for one reason, Lord Haste.
Lord Haste's enemies (they liek ttly gay lolol)
Lord Haste's Minions:
Bunny pic temporarily out of action :'(
That's all the dumb pictrars out the way.
Who wants in?
Members:
Darsia
DougFresh
The Anonymous Alias
kalkoenvet
ShadowMorph
4sub5
Ateb (honorary member until he gets unbanned and receives his free hat)
Weiya
Orangeflame
barfbug
Tikka Salad
kilys
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