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Name: Tortuga
Tag: Vitae
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Leadership:
Story:
One day a few rabbits (Some big Tribe) were boasting about how fast they could get rim control. They were laughing at the turtles for being so slow. Much to the rabbit’s surprise, the turtles challenged them and they declared. The rabbits thought this was a good joke and accepted the war. The fox was to be the umpire of the race. As the war began, the rabbits warstats were way ahead of the turtles, just like everyone thought.
The rabbits managed to noble almost all of the turtles and could not see the turtles anywhere. They were hot and tired and decided to stop and take a short nap. Even if the turtles passed them in warstats, the rabbits would still be able to win the war and stay ahead of the turtles. All this time the turtles kept barbling on the other side of the map step by step by step. They never quit no matter how hot or tired they got. they just kept going.
However, the rabbits slept longer than they had thought and woke up. They could not see the turtles anywhere! They went at full-speed to the finish the rest of the rim but found the turtles waiting for them on the other side of the map.
Recruitment:
Please match at least with 5 of these lines below to be concidered:
(Count how many apply to you)
* Favorite color is glitter
* Collects snow globes during summer
* Has 2 bodies in the trunk
* Club penguin membership
* Has 7 different blogs
* Will lecture you on color schemes
* Doesn't give a f***
* Has a secret Jonas Brothers shrine
* Gets way too into memes
* Forgets what day it is
* Appreciates the art of screaming
* Smol but feisty
* Only eats mac and cheese
* Appreciates the color orange
* Pop pop be-pop
* Runs into things
* Still pretends its 2007
* One classy sir
* Hides sadness through fashion
* Collects gum wrappers
* Thinks everyone secretly hates him
* Binge watches every weekend
* Can scream very loud
* Grudge holder
* Throws fruit for fun
* Pro Bernie Sanders
* Pro Trump
* Is late to everything
* Owns too many pillows
* Burned down someones house once
* Life is one giant mess
* Eats breakfast foods 24/7
* Likes resolving doors
* Phone always dies
* Hasn't worn retainer in years
* Greatly enjoys mac and cheese
* Secretly loves h0llygh0st
* Has said "Rad" or "Tots" as abbreviated short forms of "radical" and "totally"
* May or may not have been involved in the plotting of september eleventh
* Has seen the entire Vampire Diaries series at least twice
* Owns the entire Harry Potter series on VHS
* Has a micro**nis
* Will burn water
* Pepsi is OK thank you
* Has spilled energy drink over his/her mousepad like I did 5 minutes ago
* Has a room that smells like energy drink because you spilled it
* Has lost friendships over monopoly
* Contains enough bones to make a human skeleton
* Willing to sell noodz for pp
* Is very enthusiastic about giving high fives
* Has played flappy bird on a calculator
* Has more trees on farmville than any of his/her friends
* Can only count to 8
* Is at least 7 free on a scale from 1 to America
* Has low quality meat and lies about being 6 inches.. like Subway
* Changes his/her profile picture on facebook after 'certain events'
* Wants (mooning) emoji back on skype
* Would pick "Kim Kardasian" if they ever got to make a wish
* Wants to name their kid something unique
* Hasn't left mums basement in two years
* Is still afraid of the dark
* Is not good at rapping but thats okay because you try your best
* Likes to have bubble baths
* Recently learned how to tie their shoes
* Has a family issue when he/she gets opped 65
* Is doing better than you IRL anyways so it doesn't matter
* Not afraid to give Grandma a big big hug
* Showers naked
* Has read all of this nonsense without realising this is statement number 69 (smirk)
Score:
(0-4)
Don't even dare to apply.. If you're going to be boring, please do it elsewhere. Perhaps Kirk has a spot for you?
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(5-14)
Please message us for complementary humour lessons you dry prune!
In life, it's more important to know when to stop trying and having tried hard enough.. At least you tried.
When life gives you lemons, you're still boring and made bitter lemon paste.
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(15-24)
American influence is not what it used to be, sometimes you have to sacrefise what you are for what you want to become..
Maybe you aren't turtley enough for the turtle club? I bet you voted on the wrong president.
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(25-34)
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(35-44)
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(45-54)
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(55-64)
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(65-68)
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(69)
You're perfect for this team!
Hop on the bus to turtleland and join us on this magical journey!
This tribe wont be too serious, we wont be playing for the win, but for the fun. Great personalities are always welcome as this will be a fun road.
You know those tribes mid/endgame that barble and turtle on the rim?
The big tribes struggle against them from time to time due morale issues.. Forcing them into diplo :s
Lets be those annoying rats! (World hasn't been decided yet but wont be too early, w80 and/or 91 need to be finished first, going for W95/96 +-)
For more information or applications add me on skype:
Elytw@outlook.com / Nox
ps: Our skype chat is lit allready:
(bow)
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