Pyrodyce
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You may be wondering who on earth I am and why did I bother writing such a long post.
The reason: because it's fun. When I played years ago people used to do this a lot; you should try it sometime.
Oops, I forgot to answer your first question! Well, I am Pyrodyce from the small tribe Two Old Noobs from the Northwest corner of the map.
Myself and my friend made our way in the world, me being a local spy working to take down my hapless tribe once they kicked my friend.
Yes, quite nefarious beginnings, but here's why you can get behind us, my dear casual observer: That same tribe was home to the infamous PP lover ULTRAFUSE. Along the way we made him ragequit and turned him into our farm. Yes, we are truly heroes of the highest order!
So now that you're back on our side, I'll continue with our story. We made a tribe of two so we could support each other in our quest to grow. Of course, we were looking to be picked up by a bigger tribe at some point.
We wanted to join ELR, as positionally it made a lot of sense. That desire began to fade as soon as they recruited Nikkox/Superhatt.
So we recruited a couple more players. We were a simple tribe with a simple way of life:
I came into this world optimistic about the tribe size of 15 players. 15 players, it sounds great! Lots of small tribes to make up for the lack of players these days. Close-knit brotherhoods where every last member counts.
What I found was world with a tribe with 4 academies from the word go, with no opposition whatsoever nearby. That tribe was the inspiringly-named "Black".
Since then we have found:
"They are everything we hate about Tribal Wars,
Merges, backstabbers and internals galore!"
They have internalled their way to the top, and now since their merge has effectively blocked us off from any food, we, their allies, are next on the menu.
Let us not forget the skeletons in NSFW's closet, either. Nobling their top player as soon as he was unbanned, relentless barb nobling (they didn't have enough academies to internal) and letting their ally FUBAR get rimmed while they stood by and watched them take the bullet.
Gone are the days, however, when they would be admonished on the forums, to restore a sense of balance. Public opinion would shift against them, but alas, there is no consequence anymore. Until now.
A big shout out to YTPM, who are unfortunately the Ned Starks of this world, the honorable protagonist who dies too early due to naivety.
They managed to rim FUBAR before NSFW even realised their allies were at war, and are fighting valiantly still. To the death, to defend their corner.
As will we.
Let us not forgot the entertainment they have provided us. In these days with no forum activity it has been a welcome insight and use of PnP (I am successfully biased in your favour, good job) that has been sorely lacking from the game for so long.
Now anyone with a bit of foresight can predict the inevitable outcome of this world: "Norse", formerly "Black", led by "Evil Omen" will fall on their ASCII swords once Goocci and EICHEL come to town. That is if the tribe lasts that long: I really am an optimist!
I implore all those tribes out there who respect tribal wars players, not internal wars players, to mobilise against them. They lack a community, mutual respect, trust and crucially they lack war experience. I'm talking to you EICHEL, I'm talking to you Goocci, I'm talking to you Succor. (And all the others ones, but you know rule of three and all that) The legit tribes who fight enemies, not themselves. This is a fight worth fighting for the future of good tribal warfare.
So who's with us? Who will take down this monstrosity? We will stand with YTPM, fighting until we die.
We will stall them.
We will troll them (this is a good example).
And we will have fun doing it, as we will be playing Tribal Wars.
If you are looking for one more nail in the coffin to solidify your distaste for this poor excuse for a tribe, here it is: They are the first tribe in TW history to commit double regicide, which occurred when they kicked the man their tribe was named after, KingRegi, to their academy.
So with all that, we officially are terminating our alliance and declaring war. And we suspect that any tribe worth their salt will think twice before working with "Norse" in future.
Yes, we are over 10 times smaller.
But what we lack in sticks and stones, we easily make up for in words, as you can see from this lovely mess of a post
And in the end, words have a lasting impact. Let us return to the better times of keeping Hug-To-Win/push tribes in check by calling them out in public.
Hence, I will leave you with a rather fitting poem, which will mark the beginning of the disintegration of "Norse":
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can also hurt me.
Stones and sticks break only skin, while words are ghosts that haunt me.
Pain from words has left its scar, on mind and heart that's tender.
Cuts and bruises have not healed, it's words that I remember.
-Evil Omen Ruby Redfort
The reason: because it's fun. When I played years ago people used to do this a lot; you should try it sometime.
Oops, I forgot to answer your first question! Well, I am Pyrodyce from the small tribe Two Old Noobs from the Northwest corner of the map.
Myself and my friend made our way in the world, me being a local spy working to take down my hapless tribe once they kicked my friend.
Yes, quite nefarious beginnings, but here's why you can get behind us, my dear casual observer: That same tribe was home to the infamous PP lover ULTRAFUSE. Along the way we made him ragequit and turned him into our farm. Yes, we are truly heroes of the highest order!
So now that you're back on our side, I'll continue with our story. We made a tribe of two so we could support each other in our quest to grow. Of course, we were looking to be picked up by a bigger tribe at some point.
We wanted to join ELR, as positionally it made a lot of sense. That desire began to fade as soon as they recruited Nikkox/Superhatt.
So we recruited a couple more players. We were a simple tribe with a simple way of life:
I came into this world optimistic about the tribe size of 15 players. 15 players, it sounds great! Lots of small tribes to make up for the lack of players these days. Close-knit brotherhoods where every last member counts.
What I found was world with a tribe with 4 academies from the word go, with no opposition whatsoever nearby. That tribe was the inspiringly-named "Black".
Since then we have found:
"They are everything we hate about Tribal Wars,
Merges, backstabbers and internals galore!"
They have internalled their way to the top, and now since their merge has effectively blocked us off from any food, we, their allies, are next on the menu.
Let us not forget the skeletons in NSFW's closet, either. Nobling their top player as soon as he was unbanned, relentless barb nobling (they didn't have enough academies to internal) and letting their ally FUBAR get rimmed while they stood by and watched them take the bullet.
Gone are the days, however, when they would be admonished on the forums, to restore a sense of balance. Public opinion would shift against them, but alas, there is no consequence anymore. Until now.
A big shout out to YTPM, who are unfortunately the Ned Starks of this world, the honorable protagonist who dies too early due to naivety.
They managed to rim FUBAR before NSFW even realised their allies were at war, and are fighting valiantly still. To the death, to defend their corner.
As will we.
Let us not forgot the entertainment they have provided us. In these days with no forum activity it has been a welcome insight and use of PnP (I am successfully biased in your favour, good job) that has been sorely lacking from the game for so long.
Now anyone with a bit of foresight can predict the inevitable outcome of this world: "Norse", formerly "Black", led by "Evil Omen" will fall on their ASCII swords once Goocci and EICHEL come to town. That is if the tribe lasts that long: I really am an optimist!
I implore all those tribes out there who respect tribal wars players, not internal wars players, to mobilise against them. They lack a community, mutual respect, trust and crucially they lack war experience. I'm talking to you EICHEL, I'm talking to you Goocci, I'm talking to you Succor. (And all the others ones, but you know rule of three and all that) The legit tribes who fight enemies, not themselves. This is a fight worth fighting for the future of good tribal warfare.
So who's with us? Who will take down this monstrosity? We will stand with YTPM, fighting until we die.
We will stall them.
We will troll them (this is a good example).
And we will have fun doing it, as we will be playing Tribal Wars.
If you are looking for one more nail in the coffin to solidify your distaste for this poor excuse for a tribe, here it is: They are the first tribe in TW history to commit double regicide, which occurred when they kicked the man their tribe was named after, KingRegi, to their academy.
So with all that, we officially are terminating our alliance and declaring war. And we suspect that any tribe worth their salt will think twice before working with "Norse" in future.
Yes, we are over 10 times smaller.
But what we lack in sticks and stones, we easily make up for in words, as you can see from this lovely mess of a post
And in the end, words have a lasting impact. Let us return to the better times of keeping Hug-To-Win/push tribes in check by calling them out in public.
Hence, I will leave you with a rather fitting poem, which will mark the beginning of the disintegration of "Norse":
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can also hurt me.
Stones and sticks break only skin, while words are ghosts that haunt me.
Pain from words has left its scar, on mind and heart that's tender.
Cuts and bruises have not healed, it's words that I remember.
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