WHAT? R Recruiting?... srsly

[DeletedUser]

no cause you guys will rim me

 

[DeletedUser]

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Oh mighty overlord, I want to join your tribe. I bow to you, here is my application form:

1) How long have you played TW? 2 ys

2) Who's better looking Amy lee, Or Aylar Lie? (google them both) Im gay, and male. I like men, with big arms.

3) If you had one tribalwars role model who would it be? Me!, because im soo cool

4) What worlds have you played? (THAT YOU AREN'T CURRENTLY IN) W14, 15, 16, 17, 19, 20...

5) Why should I pick you? (This can be any reason you think will work) Because, I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts!!

6) Whats your favourite ice cream? I don't eat that junk, i'v gotta keep my body slime. You don't know that kind of pressure I’m under, always looking perfect for the guys

7) What would you bring to What? Style and grace

8) Whats wrong with your current tribe? It's GAY!

9) ASL. Call me and find out (if you are a guy, or a very masculine lady)

9) What type of music to you like? uhhm...gay music ofc!!

10) Are you confused? Not, not at all I’m here I’m queer and some shit


Thank you for concidering my application overlord.

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[DeletedUser]

Oh oh, pick me pick me

1) How long have you played TW?
I can't remember a time when I wan't playing TW...it is life

2) Who's better looking Amy lee, Or Aylar Lie? (google them both)
Porn -vs- singer
I'm going with Amy lee, but mostly because I want to make her hit that high note in bed.

3) If you had one tribalwars role model who would it be?
Whoever is reviewing these, I mean you big boy. ;^)

4) What worlds have you played? (THAT YOU AREN'T CURRENTLY IN)
w1 (briefly), w4, w6 (alias), w9(alias), w10 (alias). w13, w14

5) Why should I pick you? (This can be any reason you think will work)
Because I know where you live and I'll come over with a chain saw and cut you into bite size pieces and server you to my dog if you don't.

6) Whats your favourite ice cream?
Chunky monkey

7) What would you bring to What?
Good looks, isn't that all I need to get through life??

8) Whats wrong with your current tribe?
The leader is a big know nothing n00bhead

9) ASL.
Yes, I learned it in girl scouts, but I'm not sure how that helps here.

9) What type of music to you like?
Uh...good music, no strike that really really shitty music

10) Are you confused?
Obviously, if I'm applying for this.

 

[DeletedUser41666]

I would actually invite you if you hadnt of impied i was a guy. :|

And your right about your tribe leader. I would of used more swear words though...

 

[infinity567]

I'll try getting in when you guys and gals move to K63 :icon_wink:

Good-luck to all applicants here! Ps. Answer 3. = Pulsar :icon_wink:

 

[DeletedUser41666]

Answer 3 is actually Haku, or Shardsofafrozen flame. I would also accept Vulpix.

 

[infinity567]

Answer 3 is actually Haku, or Shardsofafrozen flame. I would also accept Vulpix.

Ugh... I said that too! Ain't you more popular then them? I see hundreds of threads where you're a god! :icon_smile:
Haven't heard anything about Vulpix (oops!).

 

[DeletedUser41666]

I see hundreds of threads where you're a god!

That's sig worthy. But i have my WHAT? sig.

Haven't heard anything about Vulpix (oops!).

And vulpix = shardsofafrozenflame. My co-player.

 

[Hakushaku]

Answer 3 is actually Haku, or Shardsofafrozen flame. I would also accept Vulpix.

I think Ashmodai should be acceptable too. :icon_cool:

 

[Woodlandapple]

I believe I am the only person to have gotten Q6 right so far.

 

[infinity567]

That's sig worthy. But i have my WHAT? sig.

I feel wierd :icon_biggrin:
Never had such a response :icon_biggrin: :icon_biggrin:

 

[DeletedUser41666]

I think Ashmodai should be acceptable too. :icon_cool:

Ofcourse. Even though i don't have the pleasure of knowing him. Anything you say that should be accepted as an answer obviously is.. But try not to tell everyone otherwise i wont know who the good players are from teh haku wannabe's. Wait, everyone who want to be haku, is in. They must be good! to just be 0.00001% like you. Is more talent that I have in my entire body.

 

[Hakushaku]

to just be 0.00001% like you. Is more talent that I have in my entire body.

ENORMOUZ LIEZ D:

 

[DeletedUser41666]

ENORMOUZ LIEZ D:

Please don't spam my thread with your lies about me lying.

And anyway i can prove it.

If 2+2 = 4. Haku is amazing.

If 2+2 = 5 Haku is a god.

And everyone knows 2+2 = 5.

---> CMD ---> Echo 2+2=5.

Cmd says so. Cmd doesn't lie.

 

[Hakushaku]

The fact that you've lost me there proves that you're wrong.
Also, we are off-topic. So, any successful candidates yet? Any mails you want to share to humiliate less successful candidates?

 

[DeletedUser41666]

Nuke101 Has an invite.
You got one when ever you want.

joeyjohnston11 on 16.09. at 23:53
hellon [player]joeyjohnston11[/ally] and i am currenty unerstanding that you are looking for members so your trie can get high in points. well i have a deal for you. My tribe [ally]oak[/ally] merges into you. only liket the top 20 members plus me go into you would you like that. and if i can be a baron i would like to be but eaither way it doesnt matter. i am currenty getting strong fast. so let me know what your answer is please. adn we will be happy to come join you guys.

kissing in the rain today at 00:14
Thats just got FAIL written all over it.

Why are your points so low?

joeyjohnston11 today at 00:16
i got nobled over night by [player]foreverangel[/player] send 4 nobles and took me i dont know how he/she won cause im not a points whore. well you donrt want to i guess.

kissing in the rain today at 00:31
http://www.twstats.com/en23/index.php?page=player&id=2087563 According to that. You had more than a month to noble a second village and wasn't able to? Somone like you should of been noble out of the core. And the guy that nobled you doesn't even play anymore.

joeyjohnston11 today at 00:33
i didnt not have no month to noble someone. well do you want to do it oer not.

kissing in the rain today at 00:34
You started at the lastest on teh 1st. and were nobled on teh second. A month later.

joeyjohnston11 today at 00:35
are you serious wow i suckes lol usually i get it alott sooner. well do you or not i think it owuld be a great ida we have a good OD ranks and a good amount of points.

joeyjohnston11 today at 00:41
so do you.

kissing in the rain today at 00:43
Yes. We do. Thats why we're ranked 1. It'll be why we stay there.

So [ally]What?[/ally] are you asking? I'm confused.

joeyjohnston11 today at 00:47
if you guys want us to merge. you said you want like 40 more members. and you ca take as many as you want from my tribe but i have to come too.

kissing in the rain today at 00:48
I could just invite them without you....

kissing in the rain today at 00:49
Lol i wouldnt do that anyway

Let me sit you and post on your forum whats happening. I will take the top 15. And you, and anyone else i see as leaders using your acc.

joeyjohnston11 today at 00:50
you could you really could do aynthing but im just asking if you can aslo invite me too.

joeyjohnston11 today at 00:51
ok no problem

joeyjohnston11 today at 00:53
ill set it like now.

joeyjohnston11 today at 00:54
ok i set it.

kissing in the rain today at 01:03
okie gimme a sec.

kissing in the rain today at 01:08
SHIT. I think I pushed the wrong button... Did i just disband your tribe...?. Oh man. I feel bad. It was ranked 25 an all ... uh. If you get back to 25. I'll sit you again and not touch anything..

I'm so sorry bro.

joeyjohnston11 today at 01:09
no you did it on perpose wow you F***** up now can you invite me to your tribe.

kissing in the rain today at 01:10
I didnt do it on purpose. Just for that I wont invite you.

joeyjohnston11 today at 01:11
you such a liar you did do it on purpose other wize you would still invite me.

kissing in the rain today at 01:35
I would of invited you. But you acused me of something i didn't do.

Just read the bold.

 

[DeletedUser]

How about u guys join me i mean ur all confused or are one Watt among many. Maybe I could provide some enlightenment. Light up the darkness and show u the many colours of the Rainbow.
ROFL

 

[tamino]

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Oh mighty overlord, I want to join your tribe. I bow to you, here is my application form:

1) How long have you played TW? Since day one

2) Who's better looking Amy lee, Or Aylar Lie? (google them both) Amy Lee

3) If you had one tribalwars role model who would it be? nibbler215

4) What worlds have you played? (THAT YOU AREN'T CURRENTLY IN) beta, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 21 and 24

5) Why should I pick you? (This can be any reason you think will work) Idk, find yourself one, I am too lazy

6) Whats your favourite ice cream? Whats??? I like beer not ice cream :icon_evil:

7) What would you bring to What? Idk, maybe a beer :icon_twisted:

8) Whats wrong with your current tribe? They are number 1 :icon_cry:

9) ASL. Age: 4 years Sex: 6 months ago Location: in 209|339 :icon_eek:

9) What type of music to you like? Silence

10) Are you confused? WTF?


Thank you for considering my application overlord.

 

[DeletedUser]

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Oh mighty overlord, I want to join your tribe. I bow to you, here is my application form:

1) How long have you played TW? 2 and a bit years. Meh, wanted to quit, but jasmine whipped me enough to make me see the light and error of my ways.

2) Who's better looking Amy lee, Or Aylar Lie? Pulsar ...Actually, Megan Fox... *drools*

3) If you had one tribalwars role model who would it be? Norach/Aelies. Was fortunate enough to start TW on World 2 right next to him, and in the same tribe.

4) What worlds have you played? (THAT YOU AREN'T CURRENTLY IN) - W1,2,3,4,7,10,14,16,20,21,23, Pulsar's Kinky Domain.

5) Why should I pick you? (This can be any reason you think will work) - Nekkid Pics FTW!. That, and for some reason you keep calling me gay when you perfectly well know I have a gf. -.-

6) Whats your favourite ice cream?
Cookies n' Cream

7) What would you bring to What?
Jasmine's Whip.

8) Whats wrong with your current tribe?
They laugh at me and call me gay. :icon_cry:

9) ASL.
17/Sure! Drop those Girl-Boxers!/Shower.

9) What type of music to you like?
Priestess, Velvet Revolver.

10) Are you confused?
Apparently, confused about my sexuality, according to you all. Does that count?

Thank you for concidering my application overlord.

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[DeletedUser41666]

for some reason you keep calling me gay when you perfectly well know I have a gf. -.-

Well, Its a cover story. I know your gay.