MUDPIE PRESENTS. "mudpie super good guide speak idiot, now infraction free" *
mudpie lets you know secrets now. make you speak idiot very good. number one rule speak idiot. ONE! (one)1! just say whatever you normal say. number two (Too2) speak idiot rule! do not notice other people speak idiot. just act like nobody say nothing ever. this trick gives you magic idiot mojo. just look in mirror whenever you type news story on BIG FUN FORUM. don't look at your fingers or the screen no matter what. three (3rule) speak big idiot rule. before anything else drink lots of booze. if no booze there. smell really hard some glue or spray paint. if nothing there don't worry. just follow rule number one. 4 special idiot rule speaking lesson. do not edit anything and don't call other idiots so infraction free. 5. when you finish speak idiot then you pray you don't get infraction or if you boozed up like rule 3 say then just go back to game and send nukes at all your friends. send them mail say ha ha. me is drunk. wake up next afternoon and check to see if you infracted if you remember you write idiot news story. then check see if you still have friends.
mudpie has special care for all his fellow big fun forum users and so do not want to see make same mistakes. so this just free service presentation. mudpie never calls anybody idiots ever. especially not call moderator idiots. never ever. you are welcome for "mudpie super good guide speak idiot, now infraction free" *
* mudpie make no guarantee infraction free but just really good at speak idiot