On my IGN profile, I had a load of quotes. They were generally joke quotes if I remember correctly. The first two are the ones I can remember from that list. The ones after are more the quote that gives meaning to my life.
"When did I realise that I was God? Well, one night, I was in my bedroom praying to God, when I realised that I was talking to myself." - Peter O'Toole
"I haven't failed. I've just found 1000 ways that don't work." - Thomas Edison
"Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending." - Maria Robinson
"Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." - Malcolm X
I hope that whoever came up with the following quote (I forget the name. I do remember it was a woman...unsurprisingly) burns and goes to hell. I read this in a grief book a couple years back. No quote has ever drawn such emotion from me, therefore it may possibly be worthy of this thread.
"No man/woman is worth your tears and the one that is won't make you cry."