1 THE - THE. That's my tribe. I can't really say much of anything. We rock.
2 BD - Our allies. They also rock.
3 T-W-C - TWC. Ummm, well, I honestly don't know much about them. They're doing much'a nothin' right now, as far as I'm concerned. That's probably a good thing.
4 GREEN - I've had some dealings with them. They've been nothing but nice to THE, and even if we don't have official relations, they're in good shape. Fourth place ain't bad.
5 DECIDE - They border us. They've got a great writer in their tribe. They're pretty cool.
6 Die. - From what I've heard, they aren't much. I dunno.
7 Hammer - Also bordering us. They're not so bad. We like 'em. So does TER. Actually, TER really likes 'em.
8 EreVos - Alright. This is a tribe I've had extensive dealings with. Ph0b0s, I'm sorry to say it, but you've got a mess on your hands. These guys offer us little to no resistance. They're in large part mass-recruited. And, most of all, their inability to maintain relations has been proven at extraordinary cost to themselves. What can I say? War with THE (not even to mention BD) is a bad, bad idea.
9 CBTF - See above, only at least these guys kind of fight back. Of course, they're also extraordinarily self-confident, to the point of absurdity. And that's gonna be their downfall.
10 [DN] - Alright. So these guys are apparently ex-Tardis? Or Tardis with a new name? All I remember is that one day, outta the blue, these guys were there.
11 TGoW. - TGoW has some skilled leadership. They border us. We like 'em. Nuff said.
12 KBC - Who? Change the B to and F and I'll laugh!
13 M51 - South-western with some big guys. Until we border them, we're not gonna care much.
14 LoEN - Ummm. Yeah. I dunno you guys.
15 [CRY] - Crysis. Named after an FPS series, which I guess ain't bad. I've always kinda wanted to play Crysis but I never got a chance. Honestly, however, they talk a lot but I don't really see them do much. Maybe they do and I just don't see it!
16 ED - Who? Apparently a lot of people dislike them, but I don't know why.
17 PMP - Pimp. That's me. Apparently I'm my own tribe.
18 NADs - Yes, I have two. Yes, ladies ask me about them.
19 -O- - Formerly #2, if I'm not mistaken. Now number 19. That's...Well, I'm sure there's a reason. And, if they've been in a decline for this long from that position to this, then they will either arrest that fall (which it seems like they'll do), or they'll just slip into oblivion. Frankly, I think they'll be okay. Probably 11-20th place for a while, though.
20 TER - North of us, on the border. We like 'em. So does Hammer, but you knew that.