Fleezus Clyde
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Over the years many great declarations have been posted to these forums. These great declarations have influenced many a world - and the turbulence they cause always provides great entertainment for the community. Unfortunately, this is not that type of declaration so please lower the bar for me
Okay now that all expectations of anything decent being produced here are gone I will get onto the juicy entree I have for you today! For anyone who knows me I often write best in the form of a story so I will do so below....
Now as many of you know, TW seems to be a rapidly dying game. The once lively worlds and forums have simmered to a mere shadow of their former selves and for the 110th installment of this great game; a group of unlikely players decided to band together to bring the Ruckus to one more TW world. Just as many recent worlds of this once great game have played out, w110 has been off to a very slow start.
The most exciting this to happen thus far, was the genocide of smurfs that occurred in the SW by a band of rumpus rousing no-lifers...
While many thought removing this annoying rebrand of the 4th most commonly named tribe in history would solve the problems of the SW, it actually created more. You see the problem with these aforementioned no-lifers is once they're started a Ruckus..... it's kinda hard to stop them
But the head of the Ruckus was angry..... because Papa smurf had acted a lot more like grouchy child smurf during their brief slaughter....
and worse than that..... not everyone in the neighbourhood was so happy about these party happy golucky neighbours! (unbelievable I know!)
So they started to plot & plan to stop the ruckus and end the fun in the SW..... absolute dog move I know..... but luckily there was some pretty crafty people on the side of the no-life partyheads... you see grouchy ol' Papa smurf couldn't just leave after his humiliating defeat - he first had to do what all 'good' TW players do when they get rimmed - chat a lot of trash & throw other tribes under the bus...
Here below we see papa smurf (clearly high) laughing on one hand with the duke of Ruckus about how bad PS is ..... then behind our backs the meaniehead smurf was plotting a gangbang with them!!! But before I continue and just in case you missed or were blinded by the first PNP produced by Ruckus vs. smurfs, let me lay down a bit of background in why we ended diplomacy with Smurfs & decided to munch on the blue men group...
Now that you've all been adequately caught up in history & won't fail your exam next week - we can move back to our story.... you see this grouchy ol' papa smurf stirred the hive with his antics and tried to get the nieghbourhood watch to come shut down the fun
And these antics would not be tolerated ! The peaceful ruckus raisers knew the SW was a rough area when we moved in to gentrify it, but never did we think we'd be facing a gangbang in our own backyard! The local gangs SND and PS finally grew a pair and decided to shut down the party and end the fun once and for all...
But high on life & jacked up on PP, there was no way these Ruckus rousers were gonna capitulate - especially not to these n00bs.
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So to make this loooooong story a lot shorter; let me end it in once sentence:
Ruckus declares war on PS & SND
It's been a long time coming but now it's time to stop talking, and start nuking like Kim. I wish the best of luck to both sides & let's hope this war lasts longer with the previous one....
The battle lines are drawn and now I guess we wait and see who draws first blood...
Okay now that all expectations of anything decent being produced here are gone I will get onto the juicy entree I have for you today! For anyone who knows me I often write best in the form of a story so I will do so below....
Now as many of you know, TW seems to be a rapidly dying game. The once lively worlds and forums have simmered to a mere shadow of their former selves and for the 110th installment of this great game; a group of unlikely players decided to band together to bring the Ruckus to one more TW world. Just as many recent worlds of this once great game have played out, w110 has been off to a very slow start.
The most exciting this to happen thus far, was the genocide of smurfs that occurred in the SW by a band of rumpus rousing no-lifers...
While many thought removing this annoying rebrand of the 4th most commonly named tribe in history would solve the problems of the SW, it actually created more. You see the problem with these aforementioned no-lifers is once they're started a Ruckus..... it's kinda hard to stop them
But the head of the Ruckus was angry..... because Papa smurf had acted a lot more like grouchy child smurf during their brief slaughter....
and worse than that..... not everyone in the neighbourhood was so happy about these party happy golucky neighbours! (unbelievable I know!)
So they started to plot & plan to stop the ruckus and end the fun in the SW..... absolute dog move I know..... but luckily there was some pretty crafty people on the side of the no-life partyheads... you see grouchy ol' Papa smurf couldn't just leave after his humiliating defeat - he first had to do what all 'good' TW players do when they get rimmed - chat a lot of trash & throw other tribes under the bus...
Here below we see papa smurf (clearly high) laughing on one hand with the duke of Ruckus about how bad PS is ..... then behind our backs the meaniehead smurf was plotting a gangbang with them!!! But before I continue and just in case you missed or were blinded by the first PNP produced by Ruckus vs. smurfs, let me lay down a bit of background in why we ended diplomacy with Smurfs & decided to munch on the blue men group...
Now that you've all been adequately caught up in history & won't fail your exam next week - we can move back to our story.... you see this grouchy ol' papa smurf stirred the hive with his antics and tried to get the nieghbourhood watch to come shut down the fun
And these antics would not be tolerated ! The peaceful ruckus raisers knew the SW was a rough area when we moved in to gentrify it, but never did we think we'd be facing a gangbang in our own backyard! The local gangs SND and PS finally grew a pair and decided to shut down the party and end the fun once and for all...
But high on life & jacked up on PP, there was no way these Ruckus rousers were gonna capitulate - especially not to these n00bs.
-
So to make this loooooong story a lot shorter; let me end it in once sentence:
Ruckus declares war on PS & SND
It's been a long time coming but now it's time to stop talking, and start nuking like Kim. I wish the best of luck to both sides & let's hope this war lasts longer with the previous one....
The battle lines are drawn and now I guess we wait and see who draws first blood...