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There has been some he said she said about who capped what village and who called who noob. To cut down on that I will be documenting all official war correspondence so there will not be future confusion. This was sent to davisly, xXAcidGodXx, Vasetheface, and TollxBooth as I'm not really sure who's active enough to contact:
Dazrield today at 20:07
Greetings and Salutations,
It has come to our attention in [ally]1337[/ally] that to state it mildly, the war is not progressing well for you. Now, we are not butchers, and do have some compassion so we allow you to bow out gracefully at this time. Our terms for your surrender are:
1) You must cease all attacks on all our villages at once. We might stop attacking some of yours as well.
2) You must send an apology with an e-card(something happy preferably) to every player you guys have called noobs.
3) All [ally](~IF~)[/ally] villages must be renamed immediately to '1337 pwns'.
4) The tribe name (~IF~) no longer really applies as there isn't a question anymore. You may rename yourselves to 'WAS' or 'WERE' or 'Could've Been'
5) We in [ally]1337[/ally] are very concerned with global warming. We want every WERE member to adopt a glacier and preserve it to save the environment. I'm sorry, but no wireless access is allowed on the glaciers I'm told.
6) It would be nice for all of [player]TollxBooth[/player]'s big talking for us to see him take a hostile village in this world or the next. He must be kicked if he cannot. Empty troopless recaps that he lost several hours later do not count.
We hope that you take the time to discuss these and do not simply accept without reading through them in their entirety.
Sincerely,
-Daz