anti-jokes

iBlackbirD

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So i just thought i would make a forum dedicated to anti jokes because i was bored and wanted to see what anti-jokes you people knew. For those of you know don't know an anti-joke is: What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

some examples:

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?

cancer.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"



Why did the boy drop his icecream?

because he was hit by a bus.


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

Whats green and has wheels?

grass. I lied about the wheels

We'll see who has the best.
 
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Holocaust jokes are probably not the best thing to make on a PG forum...
 

zionism

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Googled "Anti Jokes" Found all the ones you said in the top 10 on the first link. lame.
 

Asylum Escapee

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
it was chained to the first monkey
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
it wanted to fit in
 

DeletedUser55895

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why could the man fly?
because he was on a planet with anti-gravity o_O

Hehe. joke had anti in it. does that make it work?? :)
 

7 trolls

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Why did I come to this thread?
Because I expected lame -Anti Jokes.
 

Protesin

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're both lawyers.
 

Asylum Escapee

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Whats black and white and red all over?
A freshly killed zebra
 

Repinski

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Why is Snow White eating the apple?
To put herself in comatose.
 

Asylum Escapee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Yes its an anti joke
 

Asylum Escapee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Yes its an anti joke
 

Asylum Escapee

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why did the guy complain about a multi post? because he had nothing to add
 
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