Bears Bedtime Story

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    The Story Of The Three Bears

    Once upon a time there were 3 Chocolate Bears, who lived together in a house of their own, in a wood. One of them was a Little Wee Bear, and one was a Middle-sized Bear, and the other was a Great Big Bear. They had each a bowl for their Nuts; a little bowl for the Little Wee Bear; and a middle-sized bowl for the Middle-sized Bear; and a great bowl for the Great Big Bear. And they had each a chair to sit in; a little chair for the Little Wee Bear; and a middle-sized chair for the Middle-sized Bear; and a great chair for the Great Big Bear. And they had each a bed to sleep in; a little bed for the Little Wee Bear; and a middle-sized bed for the Middle-sized Bear; and a great bed for the Great Big Bear.

    One day, after they had declared on Nuts for their breakfast, and poured them into their Nut-bowls, they walked out into the wood while the Nuts were being nobled, so that they might not burn their mouths by beginning too soon, for they were polite, well-brought-up Bears. And while they were away a little tribe called Ni, who lived at the other side of the wood and had been sent on an errand by their mother, passed by the house, and looked in at the window. And then they peeped in at the keyhole, for they were not at all a well-brought-up little tribe. Then seeing nobody in the house they lifted the latch. The door was not fastened, because the Bears were good Bears, who did nobody any harm, and never suspected that anybody would harm them. So Ni opened the door and went in; and well pleased were they when they saw the Nuts on the table. If they had been a well-brought-up little tribe they would have waited till the Bears came home, and then, perhaps, they would have asked them to breakfast; for they were good Bears – a little rough or so, as the manner of Bears is, but for all that very good-natured and hospitable. But they were an impudent, rude little tribe, and so they set about helping themselves and recruited all those Nuts, leaving the bears and their tribe with nothing to eat for breakfast.

    By this time the Three Bears thought their Nuts would be cool enough for them to eat it properly; so they came home to breakfast. Now careless Ni had left clues that the Bears were able to follow.

    “SOMEBODY HAS BEEN AT MY Nuts!”

    said the Great Big Bear in his great, rough, gruff voice.

    Then the Middle-sized Bear looked at his Nuts and saw they were missing to.
    “SOMEBODY HAS BEEN AT MY Nuts!”

    said the Middle-sized Bear in his middle-sized voice.

    Then the Little Wee Bear looked at his, and saw that his Nuts had all gone!

    “SOMEBODY HAS BEEN AT MY Nuts, AND HAS RECRUITED THEM ALL UP!”

    said the Little Wee Bear in his little wee voice.

    Upon this the Three Bears, seeing that some one had recruited their tribes stash of Nuts!, began to look about them.

    “SOMEBODY HAS BEEN RECRUITING MY TARGETS!”

    said the Great Big Bear in his great, rough, gruff voice.

    “WE ARE SLIGHTLY INACTIVE THOUGH”

    said the Middle-sized Bear in his middle-sized voice.

    But when the Little Wee Bear logged onto skype


    “THEY HAVE STOLEN OUR TRIBES NUTS AS WELL, WE MUST GET THEM BACK”

    said the Little Wee Bear in his little wee voice.

    The other two bears agreed that the Little Wee Bear had a point and so found who had stolen their Nuts and went after them.

    In case your confused:

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  2. harbinger297

    harbinger297 Guest

    Stats:

    Forever:
    [SPOIL]Side 1:
    Tribes: FRST
    Side 2:
    Tribes: Ni

    Timeframe: Forever

    Total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 69
    Side 2: 18
    Difference: 51

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    Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 639,487
    Side 2: 168,010
    Difference: 471,477

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    Last 3 months:
    [SPOIL]Side 1:
    Tribes: FRST
    Side 2:
    Tribes: Ni

    Timeframe: Last 3 months

    Total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 54
    Side 2: 14
    Difference: 40

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    Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 513,786
    Side 2: 133,192
    Difference: 380,594

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    last month:
    [SPOIL]Side 1:
    Tribes: FRST
    Side 2:
    Tribes: Ni

    Timeframe: Last month

    Total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 28
    Side 2: 3
    Difference: 25

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    Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 267,371
    Side 2: 26,787
    Difference: 240,584

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    Last week:
    [SPOIL]Side 1:
    Tribes: FRST
    Side 2:
    Tribes: Ni

    Timeframe: Last week

    Total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 28
    Side 2: 3
    Difference: 25

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    Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 267,371
    Side 2: 26,787
    Difference: 240,584

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    Last 48 hours:
    [SPOIL]Side 1:
    Tribes: FRST
    Side 2:
    Tribes: Ni

    Timeframe: Last 48 hours

    Total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 22
    Side 2: 3
    Difference: 19

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    Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 213,330
    Side 2: 26,787
    Difference: 186,543

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    Last 24 hours:
    [SPOIL]Side 1:
    Tribes: FRST
    Side 2:
    Tribes: Ni

    Timeframe: Last 24 hours

    Total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 9
    Side 2: 1
    Difference: 8

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    Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 88,369
    Side 2: 8,528
    Difference: 79,841

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  3. stedan11

    stedan11 Guest

    I think I had a little wee in my pants after reading that. Hilarious and the 3 bears story couldn't have worked any better. See Nick, you were kinda in the Dec!
     
  4. The Jacal

    The Jacal Contributing Poster

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    I loved it! nice Dec Choco!! there really was not a need for a dec for everyone to know it owuld happen though.. he but nice reading , funny I should say ;)
     
  5. bobble611

    bobble611 Guest

    Nicely done James. Will be back at bedtime for another read
     
  6. HAHAHAHAHA I completely forgot i wanted to be in it. maybe i should start logging in now?
     
  7. harbinger297

    harbinger297 Guest

    So this is a little something a Ni member forwarded to me to have a giggle at. And giggle I did, so let me share with you some of the finer points of Ni's super secret 3lit3 tactics.

    Ongoing wars of your tribe:
    The Knights Who Say Ni Hello Ni on 14.02. at 15:53:58 duration: 36 days 5:43:23 Show statistics Offer peace

    That might explain why Ni have done so poorly, it was a surprise declaration! How dare FRST come at them out of the blue, unexpectedly like that!


    How could anyone in their right mind thinking taking one or two villages per attack, while the enemy takes 10-30 off you at a time, will somehow lead to victory? Someone needs to go back to school and study more about what "perpendicular" means.

    It's good to see the GYPSY op will be continuing as normal.
    [SPOIL]Side 1:
    Tribes: GYPSY
    Side 2:
    Tribes: Ni

    Timeframe: Last month

    Total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 13
    Side 2: 5
    Difference: 8

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    Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 139,564
    Side 2: 40,895
    Difference: 98,669

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    Good work there Ni, I cower in fear of your ops.


    He's really determined to have small gains isn't he? They only have 2000+ conquers to even get back to where we started the war from, I'm sure a few villages here, a few villages there won't take long. :icon_neutral:

    Take turns? You're just going to have 1 or 2 members at a time trying to noble? :icon_confused:

    Judging from the fact Ni players were forwarding this out the enemy to laugh at, I would say there are several players who think your chances are nil.

    You are clearly the master of war, planning, mass deception, feints, tribe wide organization, teamwork, leadership, inspiring discipline and loyalty, But there's just one thing you forgot to mention...

    [SPOIL]Side 1:
    Tribes: FRST
    Side 2:
    Players: mageknights

    Timeframe: Last month

    Total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 98
    Side 2: 13
    Difference: 85

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    Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 947,679
    Side 2: 124,202
    Difference: 823,477

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    You don't actually know how to play the game, and ruined a rank 1 account, giving FRST the best position we had to push into K44, which we were unable to do previously due to some great players, but thanks to your failures we have. Great leader right there, I can see how all the Ni players are so keen to follow the lead of one of the players who helped us the most, donating us many villages in K44/45. :icon_wink:
     
  8. bobble611

    bobble611 Guest

    Don't forget K46 as well. He left us some nice prezzies over there
     
  9. Azerah

    Azerah Well-Known Member

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    Uhhh...I don't know how to start to reply to such unwarranted attacks on my TW skills :icon_rolleyes:

    I won't bother to explain what happened with the mageknights account. (at least not to the enemy).

    The very fact that you felt the need to use espionage to gain this 'top secret' information tells me quite a bit about you. It tells me, for one, that you could care less what happens to people who spy for you. But then, they are mindless earthworms who wouldn't know when they are being used anyway.

    And it tells me that maybe you and your mates aren't so secure as you try to sound in these forums. Your maturity is obviously suspect, considering some of the stuff you write in the forums and the way you and some of your mates like to belittle publicly defeated foes that wanted a spot in your tribe (which I was not one of those persons).

    Maybe a few of our 'small' little fights will be good to knock you down a couple pegs.
     
  10. harbinger297

    harbinger297 Guest

    I'm pretty sure I know what happened with the mageknights account. You jumped on it, and mounted the biggest fail defense I've ever seen. What else is there? It was doing fine before you were on it. Not great, but not 2 million points down :icon_rolleyes:

    I would say losing an entire front-line within a few weeks is a warranted "attack" on your abilities.


    And this tells me alot about the fact you clearly don't know the members very well, as they "volunteered" this mail, I've never even spoken to any of them before. Why would I need spies when people are clambering over each other trying to give me info?

    It's true. I do, it's quite satisfying. Perhaps if you were "graciously defeated" foes, it would be a different story. Knocking me down a peg wouldn't matter, we've knocked you off the whole ladder.
     
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  11. bobble611

    bobble611 Guest

    1. If we don't belittle our defeated foes who were after a spot in FRST, who do we belittle? That applies to pretty much anyone we've ever come across.

    2. I'm sure if you are truly honest with yourself and us, you'll admit you were one of those. You maybe knew you wouldn't get in but that probably didn't stop you wanting it :icon_wink:
     
  12. The Jacal

    The Jacal Contributing Poster

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    well, actually Harb, your attack on Azerah was a little off. He just got the account a few weeks ago. The previous owner, Jape, actually got kicked off the account...

    Of course, it is natural for some members of a losing and dwindling tribe to want to "win" their invite into the winning tribe by offering "intel" or copy-pastes of the tribe forum. To be honest, I don't think you guys needed that piece of info at all,. If you want to taunt the person that ruined Mage's account, ask me for his skype address and let's let this post be.
     
  13. harbinger297

    harbinger297 Guest

    Side 1:
    Tribes: FRST
    Side 2:
    Players: mageknights

    Timeframe: Last month

    Total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 97
    Side 2: 13
    Difference: 84

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    Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

    Side 1: 937,939
    Side 2: 124,202
    Difference: 813,737

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    I believe my point still stands. (A few weeks being roughly a month, give or take.)
     
  14. Azerah

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    Personally, I think its in FRST best interest that Ni and Nuts are pooling their efforts now. I got the impression from a previous post that you wanted to play the world out to its end. Would it be fun playing it out to the end against players who aren't banded together to fight you?

    For what happened to the mageknights account, I take my share of the blame. I'll just have to make due with 7.5 mil and see what can be done :icon_eek:
     
  15. harbinger297

    harbinger297 Guest

    I'm actually getting pretty bored now, and am pretty keen for it to end asap. But, definitely not merging as it's been suggested so many times (by Nuts!). I partly wish Nuts!/Ni would just mass delete so we can all move on, instead of wasting the time it's going to take to get through all the villages left in the world.

    And the size of the account is irrelevant, it's the fact that all those lost villages are in FRST hands. 200 villages less for Nuts!/Ni, and 200 more for FRST. If every player in a full tribe did this (60 members) that would be 12,000 villages, which is pretty much all of whats left in the north. Although, if your attitude is that the size of an account somehow means its better, I can see this war ending shortly. We have had a few 2-3 mil accounts that have dominated the 6mil+ accounts in Nuts.
     
  16. Azerah

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    I can understand people are getting bored and its showing on w43. I haven't been here through the whole thing like many of you have. But can I point out one thing? Those that gave up their accounts and went to play a newer world - some regret it. The bonds formed over the (two years?) that w43 has been played aren't easily reformed on a new world nor do they carry over from one world to another (in most cases). So I'd say enjoy it while you can. Sure it gets tedious, especially for you in FRST that are top dog. And Harb, you contribute so much to w43 on these forums and that helps to make it funner than many of other worlds I've played.

    I hope the changes made in Ni will bring back a little of that excitement and help to end w43 with the war it deserves (and you former Nuts and FRST deserve). Let w43 go out with a bang and not a whimper. And may the best tribe win.
     
  17. stedan11

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    We would just form a premade in a new world with the same members therefore keeping said relationships. As far as relationships with anyone outside FRST, I have none. They keep blocking me! :icon_rolleyes:
     
  18. bobble611

    bobble611 Guest

    We'd all block you as well, Steve, if Choccy hadn't told us we couldn't :(
     
  19. The Jacal

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    I don't block my "enemies" :icon_rolleyes: I enjoyed wierd chats with the original Uncle Fag, but now that Colton is on it, he blocked me like a noob....:icon_eek:

    I did enjoy chatting with the old man on Dark Beast, and I currently am chatting with Finky, as long as sometimes with Ryan and Harby as well.. (although Harby's gotten too big for his britches now that he's got a big account :p ) I wouldn't say I am friends, but it's funt o chat once in a while with your foe. Even in older wars, enemies respected eachother and talked.:villagers:
     
  20. bobble611

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    Don't tell everyone or Ni will work out you're the spy :icon_biggrin: