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Anyone who has been around the K's of W34 for any length of time has seen the pompous frogs in action sweet talking their meat shields into becoming part of their family and oh the gullible fools they have suckered into the fold have come flocking to their side while the jolly fat frogs have sat back in their palaces nobling weaker players, belching and bragging about their superiority to others they consider beneath them.
Unable to convince any real princesses to bestow a kiss on them...frogs they remain and the tribes of Castor and Pollux in pimped up Hummers are on a course to flatten such frogs for ignoring good common sense. Sadly, their current meat shields of choice ~Swat~ and -Swat-, filled mostly with ex-members of eXe (an offshoot of OD a tribe we once trounced for an unprovoked attack against our members) have never studied Geography or Law and they are heading straight to deep fryer (frogs legs a la Antoine). Despite the fact we had an agreement with them not to noble into our K they decided the agreement no longer stands because they became tadpoles to the Frog kings.
Of course, when they first nobled the villages in our K they acted shocked at their mistake...apologizing profusely "whoops, sorry - I didn't notice that village was 400 fields inside your K....I'm just a frog and you know frogs can't count! They don't teach geography in tadpole elementary school! I apologize profusely and offer you these dead flies as compensation."
Being an environmentally conscious tribe we elected to believe the poor little tadpole meat shields (yeah...we were suckers) and let a few of these slip by in view of the worldwide trend toward a more eco-friendly world. But when the nobling kept happening and we got a bit more irritated they decided "that agreement no longer applies because we are now SWAT meat shield tadpoles".
Being the nice people we are we still wanted to work with these poor little amphibians - so we decided perhaps their little tadpole consciences were bothering them and they were over-reacting to the fact they knew in their heart of hearts that what they had done was wrong. So we cruised over in our pimped up hummers and squashed their little froggy troops and took back a couple villages they had taken in our K. We felt very good having helped them clear their consciences.
We have to admit - none of us have a license to practice psychology and we failed miserably in our assessment of the situation. The tadpoles were very upset and hopped right over to the big SWAT Frogs who immediately peed all over their villages in protest causing warts to break out all over their members. You can bet the wine and croaking were heavy that night (and possibly the smell of Pine Sol).
The SWAT frog kings demanded vengeance! "How dare these Castor and Pollux upstarts take villages back that they used to own from our tadpole meat shields! We demand satisfaction!" The angry croaking carried so far throughout their kingdom that wind of their plans to attack Castor reached our ears via our contacts within their tribe and through our trusted allies who also have spies in their camp. We could never have lived with the shame of having been attacked by angry pee covered frogs with warts, so the Gemini tribes of Castor and Pollux had no choice but to DECLARE AGAINST SWAT and launch our attacks first.
We are confident of victory because we know the quality of our players, our exceptional allies and the lack of quality of many of the meat shield players SWAT has chosen. We have already taught these tadpoles a resounding lesson once and, sadly for them, a much worse lesson is coming this time. There will be no truce.
Those in ~SWAT~ and -SWAT- know: the highest point players from their tribes were moved into the SWAT tribe so they can get the highest ranking on W34. It's about points for SWAT. It doesn't matter how you get the points, just get them.
All you low point players are expendable. NAPS are to be broken. Alliances are only there till we don't need them any more and as soon as we can take advantage of a situation we will. The arrogance we speak of is well known amongst the top tribes in W34. The lesser players in SWAT will unfortunately have to pay a high price for the arrogance of their leaders who have been pompous frogs.
The time has come to put an end to the arrogance of SWAT by showing what they are really made of. Some good players within the main SWAT tribe are also tired of this and we already know many of the larger tribes on W34 are fed up with their pompous attitude. SWAT is about to find out what arrogance buys you in any world, real or imagined.
Oh...and we already know they will start a counter pnp croak-fensive. They have already started selectively chopping emails and posting parts that look favorable to them into the forum. That shows their top-frog character. But who ya gonna believe..a frog that smells of incontinence? Or the inventors of Castor Oil?...oh, never mind.
Unable to convince any real princesses to bestow a kiss on them...frogs they remain and the tribes of Castor and Pollux in pimped up Hummers are on a course to flatten such frogs for ignoring good common sense. Sadly, their current meat shields of choice ~Swat~ and -Swat-, filled mostly with ex-members of eXe (an offshoot of OD a tribe we once trounced for an unprovoked attack against our members) have never studied Geography or Law and they are heading straight to deep fryer (frogs legs a la Antoine). Despite the fact we had an agreement with them not to noble into our K they decided the agreement no longer stands because they became tadpoles to the Frog kings.
Of course, when they first nobled the villages in our K they acted shocked at their mistake...apologizing profusely "whoops, sorry - I didn't notice that village was 400 fields inside your K....I'm just a frog and you know frogs can't count! They don't teach geography in tadpole elementary school! I apologize profusely and offer you these dead flies as compensation."
Being an environmentally conscious tribe we elected to believe the poor little tadpole meat shields (yeah...we were suckers) and let a few of these slip by in view of the worldwide trend toward a more eco-friendly world. But when the nobling kept happening and we got a bit more irritated they decided "that agreement no longer applies because we are now SWAT meat shield tadpoles".
Being the nice people we are we still wanted to work with these poor little amphibians - so we decided perhaps their little tadpole consciences were bothering them and they were over-reacting to the fact they knew in their heart of hearts that what they had done was wrong. So we cruised over in our pimped up hummers and squashed their little froggy troops and took back a couple villages they had taken in our K. We felt very good having helped them clear their consciences.
We have to admit - none of us have a license to practice psychology and we failed miserably in our assessment of the situation. The tadpoles were very upset and hopped right over to the big SWAT Frogs who immediately peed all over their villages in protest causing warts to break out all over their members. You can bet the wine and croaking were heavy that night (and possibly the smell of Pine Sol).
The SWAT frog kings demanded vengeance! "How dare these Castor and Pollux upstarts take villages back that they used to own from our tadpole meat shields! We demand satisfaction!" The angry croaking carried so far throughout their kingdom that wind of their plans to attack Castor reached our ears via our contacts within their tribe and through our trusted allies who also have spies in their camp. We could never have lived with the shame of having been attacked by angry pee covered frogs with warts, so the Gemini tribes of Castor and Pollux had no choice but to DECLARE AGAINST SWAT and launch our attacks first.
We are confident of victory because we know the quality of our players, our exceptional allies and the lack of quality of many of the meat shield players SWAT has chosen. We have already taught these tadpoles a resounding lesson once and, sadly for them, a much worse lesson is coming this time. There will be no truce.
Those in ~SWAT~ and -SWAT- know: the highest point players from their tribes were moved into the SWAT tribe so they can get the highest ranking on W34. It's about points for SWAT. It doesn't matter how you get the points, just get them.
All you low point players are expendable. NAPS are to be broken. Alliances are only there till we don't need them any more and as soon as we can take advantage of a situation we will. The arrogance we speak of is well known amongst the top tribes in W34. The lesser players in SWAT will unfortunately have to pay a high price for the arrogance of their leaders who have been pompous frogs.
The time has come to put an end to the arrogance of SWAT by showing what they are really made of. Some good players within the main SWAT tribe are also tired of this and we already know many of the larger tribes on W34 are fed up with their pompous attitude. SWAT is about to find out what arrogance buys you in any world, real or imagined.
Oh...and we already know they will start a counter pnp croak-fensive. They have already started selectively chopping emails and posting parts that look favorable to them into the forum. That shows their top-frog character. But who ya gonna believe..a frog that smells of incontinence? Or the inventors of Castor Oil?...oh, never mind.
