Cooking with the Zombies

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  1. Sellsword

    Sellsword Non-stop Poster

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    Yes, all of you culinary fans, it is time for your irregularly appearing ZOMBIE cooking lesson, coming straight to you from the ever-so-interesting northeastern rim! Get out your meat cleavers, find yourself an unsuspecting noob or arrogant veteran who isn't watching his back, whack him over the head (but not too hard, you want the brain to be intact), and let the cooking commence!


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    Ingredients
    1 human brain 1 cup flour
    1/2 cup cornmeal oil to fry
    Cajun Seasonings

    Directions
    Gently take brain in palm of hand and remove the membrane that covers entire brain. Sometimes there are also small blood clots embedded in brain which have to be removed.

    Season brain with Cajun seasonings (salt, black pepper and cayenne). Mix flour and corn meal in bowl. Gently put brain in mixture to coat entire outer area. Drop in very hot oil and fry approximately five minutes. The time will depend on size. If the brain is large it will take five minutes. If the brain is in small pieces, just cook until golden brown.

    Serve with wine, preferably French, preferably red, & if you wish to impress this Zombie, it had better be something tasty like Saint-Emilion or Pomerol.


    On a different note, if you're on the rim, and you come upon a Zombie, the cleaver is never far from his hands. So don't think you can steal from the kitchen, cause he might chop off a little something to add to the boudin sausage.

    Kiss the cook!
     
  2. never...

    never... Guest

    Far too close to us ;D
     
  3. floridaboi

    floridaboi Guest

    I must say those brains sure do look tasty.
     
  4. calmir

    calmir Guest

    So tempting...
     
  5. Sellsword

    Sellsword Non-stop Poster

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    That's cos they belonged to someone smart. Those are the tastiest brains around.
     
  6. calmir

    calmir Guest

    How much a serving? =S
     
  7. braund

    braund Guest

    You pay for the first serving with your soul. And any subsequent servings are free!
     
  8. baddestmfalive

    baddestmfalive Non-stop Poster

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    Bad news Zombie. If you want a piece of any core tribe, you're gonna have to go through me. :icon_eek:
     
  9. calmir

    calmir Guest

    Oh. Damn. I've already sold my soul to a Goddess.
     
  10. blodyx

    blodyx Guest

    Lol cal, you have sold that soul several times :icon_wink: plenty of people that are shareholders nw.
     
  11. M0rten

    M0rten Guest

    Happyli welcomes other rim players! :)
     
  12. calmir

    calmir Guest

    Wow, my soul is a commercial product. =0 I'm terribly flattered. ^^
     
  13. Mgunner222

    Mgunner222 Well-Known Member

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    lol, hey Never. Nice to see you're still around.
     
  14. DankmanXP

    DankmanXP Still Going Strong

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    Eww brains... I'll stick to my liver and intestines thank u very much.
    /takes cleaver to local noob
     
  15. warham

    warham Guest

    I just bought 1/3th of your sould for 3 €

    And that looks delightful steve, I'll have me a plate as well just put it on the tab ;)
     
  16. blodyx

    blodyx Guest

    You cant have it on tab hammie, you owe me to much money already.
     
  17. calmir

    calmir Guest

    Wait wait wait. You can't have some of my soul!

    How could you sell some to him Blodyx? He'll try and turn me from women!
     
  18. blodyx

    blodyx Guest

    Well that isnt a hard job for him from what i have heard from my sources :icon_razz: Besides i needed the money.
     
  19. calmir

    calmir Guest

    But it's me we are talking about here. :icon_cry: I can't be corrupted! I made it through IKEA, so I'll weather this!
     
  20. blodyx

    blodyx Guest

    Ai but now you will face the fearsome 400 points of moi :icon_cool: Tremble!!!