Corrupt a wish.

[DeletedUser]

It doesn't.

I wish I were better at corrupting wishes.

 

[DeletedUser]

You actually get better at good vs. evil.

I wish... I wish... I wish... Uh...

 

[DeletedUser]

You get your wish. Unfortunately, you can't remember it, so you get nothing.

I wish Tickle would make a wish for me to corrupt.

 

[DeletedUser]

Unfortunately, Tickle Can't make a wish until 11:11, So you're out of luck.


I wish it was 11:11.

 

[DeletedUser]

It was, somewhere in the world, 2 minutes before you posted. You missed it. You could have waited a bit and posted at 22:22, but alas, you chose to be a noob instead. :icon_razz:

I wish tickle wasn't such a noob.

 

[DeletedUser]

That will never change.

I wish he went on our casual account more.

 

[DeletedUser]

The casual account got mysteriously deleted ;(


I wish nub fergus went on w3 more.

 

[DeletedUser]

He steals your account, but he plays with it regularly.

I wish it was warmer outside so I could take a walk.

 

[DeletedUser]

It's blazing hot outside. So much for that walk, eh?

I wish I had an awesome sig.

 

[DeletedUser]

Well, you don't.

I wish I was less bored.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

you are because a dog chases you for 3 whole hours

i wish i was immortal

 

[DeletedUser]

You cannot die. You get trampled by enemy cavalry, leaving most of your bones fractured and muscles unresponsive. You have little else to do but lie there and hate your life to the end of time, questioning the wisdom behind your hastily formulated wish.

I wish my ability to recall information from text and speech were less terrible.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

it improves at the expense of your sight

then i wish i was immortal with the strength of superman

 

[DeletedUser]

You are now exactly like Superman, except instead of kryptonite your weakness is any kind of metal. Given that most baddies can easily wear metal helmets, you are about as useful as Run-Away-From-Danger Man.

I wish I didn't have to clean my house.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

your house burns.....no need to clean

i wish i could eat wolf for dinner

 

[DeletedUser]

You eat a dog instead. The whole time it looks at you with those puppy dog eyes. You feel corrupted and disgusting for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a wish to make.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

you do....it turns out completely useless and you fall into a depression

I wish we had a better moderator

 

[DeletedUser]

We get Or-el, and he bans you.

I wish I had more mods in my W67 tribe (I only have 1 atm).

 

[DeletedUser]

You might get more mods but I will not be one of them.

I wish I could fly.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

you crash into a building and die

i wish i could teleport