Corrupt a wish.

[DeletedUser]

Well, we do anyway.

I wish my computer was working properly.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

You just don't know how to use it

I wish wolf was my pet

 

[DeletedUser]

I eat you and run away. Also, I know how to use my computer just fine, but the hard drive broke anyway.

I wish I could magically fix my computer.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

it ends up exploding in your face...well done wolf

i wish wolf could have a new free computer

 

[DeletedUser]

Warranty replacements make your wish granted.

I wish I could close the lid on my computer (currently running ubuntu off a flash drive) without having to reboot.

 

[DeletedUser59417]

Your computer is now working, but it caused the w66 servers to crash again.

I wish our world only crashed the (same amount or less than) all the other worlds.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

FINALLY ANOTHER PLAYER...as a reward your wish is granted

I wish the dragon from dragonball appears and grants us a wish each

 

[DeletedUser]

You already get unlimited wishes, sillyhead.

I wish I had something to eat.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

you get cockroaches to eat

i wish i could go watch milan vs barcelona

 

[DeletedUser]

It's a friendly and none of the good people are playing.

I wish I didn't have to clean my room.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

you get a robot which cleans it for you but takes over your house

i wish tomorrow's exam just passes quickly so we can go partying rather than be bored here

 

[DeletedUser]

The party happens now, but everyone gets drunk and jumps out of a third-floor window except you, and you have to explain it to the cops.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

believe me considering the habit i have to jump off things when im drunk i'd be the first to jump lol

come do my studying and go to tomorrow's exam so i can start relaxing

i wish i could do some actual studying without taking a 1 hour break every 5mins

 

[DeletedUser]

You study, but forget it all before the exam.

I wish for lots of pp.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

dawold gives lots of pp....to me

i wish Trolololololololololol turned into a cat

 

[DeletedUser]

He is now Professor McGonagall.

I wish I knew what was happening.

 

[DeletedUser]

You do, but only what's happening on the Forums, and nothing else.

I wish I had something to wish for.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

you wish for wolf to be a woman

i wish today's partying is great

 

[DeletedUser]

It's great: for everyone but you.

Apparently I wish for Wolfie to become a woman.

 

[DeletedUser75995]

he is

i wish today's night is as great as last night