Duck And Cover

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Education for the Masses: How to react to this frightful dilemna



(For added effect while reading this important piece of Propeganda, listen to this in the background... Dramatic Music )

Attention World 51: We have a problem.

The Fate of the World is at stake.


Massive amounts of radiation are mutating our fellow players, creating the monster currently known as NUKE.

"army sized"

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"Alien Tugger"

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"dime on a bar"

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"Not So Conspikuous"

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These mutated members of NUKE are terrorizing W51, bringing new meaning to "Hide yo wife, hide yo kids"

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We tried reasoning with them to no avail, the radiation had left them contradictory and confused... :icon_eek:

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dimebar on 17.07. at 18:40
I was just talking to provocative1 and told her the way I saw it.

Look, you're the one who suggested some kind of arrangement and if there is a mutually beneficial solution to Nuke and Axte, then I'll be glad to consider it.
I've looked hard at it and I can't see any easy solution for that area of the map.

dimebar on 18.07. at 09:27
If you expected me, or Nuke, to roll over like a good little puppy and do whatever you ask, you were very mistaken.
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dimebar on 24.07. at 00:27
Hey,

Apologies for not getting back to you before - I've had some **** to sort out.

Now I don't want to continue with the mis-understandings from before, but if you think we could come to an agreement I'm all ears.
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They tried turning our closest allies against us with their pollution...

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Provocative1 on 25.07. at 09:40
No one tells him what to do other than me....so believe what you will about Axte running things here and trust me you believe wrongly.

We work together and that is that.

dimebar on 25.07. at 09:53
Wouldn't you rather have your tribe work with one that actually puts it's money where it's mouth is?!!
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Even the small were effected...

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Army Size on 05.08. at 14:38
Im annoyed, im not myself at the moment, but say and do what you like.

Army Size on 05.08. at 17:07
oh and btw, this was just a joke :D

I wanted to wind someone up

Army Size today at 01:03
How come i have 0 incommings ? can you give me some ?

Provocative1 today at 06:32
What? Someone has been joking again? Horrible shame that.
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We soon realized the problem was in the core...

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The core on 01.08. at 04:30
why does this have to be my job now :(

I guess he never really gave you any suggestions. I'm going to have to take a look and see what is reasonable. I'm only partially updated on your prior discussions so you'll have to bear with me.

mohua on 01.08. at 04:49
Those were his initial takes on things but for whatever reason he brought it back up again. It may not be a bad idea to find out why that was.

mohua on 05.08. at 04:26
Once again, same with dime, you said you'd look at the situation and get back to me. Both of your suggestions were to not offer a suggestion and just say we wouldn't accept it anyway. Truly a great help there, you almost had me going. Don't come to me without something, as you're wasting My time.
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The true solution became obvious.

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"a saw"

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"Big Dude"

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"Da Wulf"

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"The Boom"

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"Prov1 and the many DSBANDers"

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The A-Team is ready to clean up this radioactive mess and save the world, one village at a time.

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Bring It On!

Brought to you by Axte leadership...

Wulf was here...
 
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DeletedUser

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Good luck to both sides I wish. :) :) :)

muhahaha I like that song :D
 

DeletedUser92806

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Finally something happening.. exactly what I was waiting all the day long.. or even a bit longer.
 

DeletedUser95593

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I haven't read it yet, but im getting goosebumps already! :icon_redface:

Edit: Goosebumps have gone :(

So erm, how long until you guys start recruiting?
 
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DeletedUser96316

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Mouha invites you to the tribe: Axtkämpfer.

Unfortunatley im alreay in the best tribe so i declined
 
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DeletedUser

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Someone is going to have to clarify... are Axte's slaves in on this too?
 

ladiesman219

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Let's go NUKE!

It'll take more then a gangbang to defeat us :lol:
 

DeletedUser

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On a serious note, nice deceleration Aaron. Looks like you put plenty of effort into that.

I hope for your sake your tribe performs better than -HATE-.

Here's hoping this war lasts the distance, and doesn't end through a merge and/or recruitment.

Definitely they are in :) :icon_rolleyes:

Rolling eyes? I sense sarcasm... But DSBAND have declared on NUKE, no?
 
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DeletedUser

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I dont like DSBAND thats all the rolling eyes is for.

and no dont compare -Hate- To Axte. hate was a joke.
 

DeletedUser

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I dont like DSBAND thats all the rolling eyes is for.

and no dont compare -Hate- To Axte. hate was a joke.

I don't know about that, I didn't have much interest or info on -HATE-.

Just a general overview:

1 Äxte.F 220,963,542 22,254

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2 NUKE 97,794,892 10,070

Map

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DeletedUser95593

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I dont like DSBAND thats all the rolling eyes is for.

and no dont compare -Hate- To Axte. hate was a joke.

Axte is a joke! :icon_rolleyes:

Yay! I get to troll more often because the forums will be active again :icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser

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Almost makes me want to get a account and help NUKE...

But that won't be necessary :icon_smile: I wonder if Axte has ever fought a tribe from which it hasn't recruited before... This'll be entertaining.
 
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