Funny Attacks, Defences, and IGMs.

DeletedUser68571

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I nearly died of laughing on this one...

nisant today at 12:52

hay looser now this is just the begining...a lot attacks are coming ur way vry soon ...b prepared....


Attacked with this:

Attacker: nisant
Village: nisant Village (408|696) K64 185 Pts
:spear: Pala
Quantity: 68 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
Losses: 68 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
 

DeletedUser

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Team Marlow said:
Nice.... he wishes me to DIE.....
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I get this all the time but its usually because of messages like this which I sent to one of my victims that I was toying with because I was bored today :D

Sent it as a circular to his tribes diplomats :)

TotalPrick today at 16:17
Good afternoon Robert12112 and unb0rn,

I hope you are both well and sitting down, close your eyes and imagine this. I was out on my horse with my good lady this morning for a short ride before commencing brunch with some of my polo chums when I saw one of your tribes village owners Endlessiege in a knackered out shack (which had a sign saying "Catnip in a Downey ball" outside. I didn’t have my map to hand but I would say that I was roughly 2 fields south/east of one of my main establishments.

Anyway as I was saying I saw Endlessiege in a rather compromising position... if you know what I mean... I took a picture for evidence.

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/1688/120/01AwcAX1Yco2YAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg

In the (~FI~) / (~WS~) territory this sort of behaviour is considered ungentlemanly conduct and as a result immediately commenced attacks slaughtering the military which allowed this insanity to take place.

I regret my actions I really do... because when my troops arrived there they killed the goat by mistake, because by that time they had changed positions...

This village is currently at < 20 loyalty and I will have another nobleman at its doors in 3 hours unless you acknowledge two things in writing:-

1:- I look good in swimwear and hit the beach like a ripped, greased, cougar from the planet big ballocks.

2:- That it wasn't Endlessiege in the picture and it was in fact you.

Just so that we are under no uncertain terms here, I am and I am alone taking this player without the prior knowledge of my tribe leaders and/or consent.

If you want to bring it then please do so. If not... stay away from the goats and other farmyard animals and you will be safe.

Sven
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DeletedUser

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Attacks

Since posting each and every report will take tons n tons of time...im just post the attackers on the same village.


All Attacks on MASADA

Defender:compiman
Village: (319|267)

Attacker: Brado2242
53041 (311|280) K23

Quantity: 0 0 850 0 500 0 91 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 850 0 500 0 91 0 0 0

Attacker: Brado2242
22010 (304|279) K23

Quantity: 500 500 5000 5 2500 0 235 5 1 0
Losses: 500 500 5000 5 2500 0 235 5 1 0


Attacker: jack skinner
jack skinners village (309|265) K23

Quantity: 0 0 1000 0 500 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 1000 0 500 0 0 0 0 0


Attacker: robinthepepe
Soviet Union 01 (305|263) K23

Quantity: 0 0 3000 100 2000 300 170 100 1 0
Losses: 0 0 3000 100 2000 300 170 100 1 0


Attacker: gnoswal
Village: Babylonia (330|256) K23

Quantity: 0 0 6309 208 2073 0 135 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 6309 208 2073 0 135 0 0 0


Attacker: jack skinner
Village: Camelot (318|259) K23

Quantity: 0 0 6000 0 3000 0 300 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 6000 0 3000 0 300 0 0 0


Attacker: **SIGHT**
Village: ______ (319|276) K23

Quantity: 252 87 6945 6 3000 0 230 0 1 0
Losses: 252 87 6945 6 3000 0 230 0 1 0


Attacker: jack skinner
Village: jack skinners village (309|265) K23

Quantity: 0 0 4000 0 2000 0 150 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 4000 0 2000 0 150 0 0 0


Attacker: gnoswal
Village: Moldavia (326|263) K23

Quantity: 0 0 4948 20 2386 0 195 9 0 0
Losses: 0 0 4948 20 2386 0 195 9 0 0


Attacker: jack skinner
Village: Xanadu (302|266) K23

Quantity: 0 0 5000 0 2500 0 130 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 5000 0 2500 0 130 0 0 0


Attacker: gnoswal
Village: Iotia (332|265) K23

Quantity: 1000 0 0 100 0 0 0 151 0 0
Losses: 1000 0 0 100 0 0 0 151 0 0


Attacker: **SIGHT**
Village: _BBB (324|280) K23

Quantity: 0 0 6680 20 1798 0 220 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 6680 20 1798 0 220 0 0 0

Attacker: **SIGHT**
Village: _ddd (308|269) K23

Quantity: 0 0 5890 10 1830 0 230 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 5890 10 1830 0 230 0 0 0


Attacker: Brado2242
Village: 22010 (304|279) K23

Quantity: 1025 472 5500 0 2500 0 300 0 1 0
Losses: 1025 472 5500 0 2500 0 300 0 1 0


Attacker: Brado2242
Village: Saggoth (304|274) K23

Quantity: 0 0 1881 0 967 0 50 0 0 0
Losses: 0 0 1881 0 967 0 50 0 0 0





ATTACKS FROM TRIBE - HOFD

have tons n tons of points n villages and troops....but eventually dont know hot to play the game. Trying to noble the same village since 1 month. Still havent scouted it or attacked it once successfully. Have killed tons n tons of nukes...but still 0 troops have returned so far. Only 2 people are defending the village and the entire enemy tribe attacking....lol.
 
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DeletedUser

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Well it's been a while since anyone posted here, so I thought I might as well bump it.

It's not particularly funny, just a simple snipe, but what is funny, is the gap between the nobles...

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DeletedUser

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steveland said:
Well it's been a while since anyone posted here, so I thought I might as well bump it.

It's not particularly funny, just a simple snipe, but what is funny, is the gap between the nobles...

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Meh,bad timing.
 

DeletedUser

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Just thought i would post this... made me laugh a bit...



Mad Mozz on 13.08. at 20:19
LOL I you are definately over stressed ;) take a breathe ;)

richardchoate on 13.08. at 20:21
im working on it but i think only two things will sort this talking to the gf whos at work or a beer and that could just be bad idea lol

Mad Mozz on 13.08. at 20:27
LOL yeah, beer and TW is worse the beer an driving!!!! at least when you drink and drive only a few people are in danger. When you drink and TW thousands of troop tend to die!!!

richardchoate on 13.08. at 20:28
lmfao. Dont i know it i ended up wth some stupid little village last time i tried that. I got up monday wondering where the hell the nobles were going.

Mad Mozz on 13.08. at 20:31
thought you guys could all use a laugh. enjoy ;)

This message has been forwarded by Mad Mozz.

Sirotilc on 13.08. at 20:48
very nice...lol

Mad Mozz on 13.08. at 20:51
Yeah, I would post it on the externals but someone would get upset about it

Sirotilc on 13.08. at 20:53
what issue did he need to sort with godfathelz??

Mad Mozz on 13.08. at 20:56
LMAO.... not godfathel... he meant Girlfriend :p

Sirotilc on 13.08. at 20:57
ohhhh....even funnier...lmao
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carlito50 said:
Lol,everytime I clear a village he messages me and I see the exact same thing,yet he goes again.
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Does this mean you are multi accounting? It certainly seems that ways based on what you just said :icon_eek::icon_confused:
 

DeletedUser

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well i have seen 1 noble on his own but im not mentioning the war here anymore im letting the od speak for itself ,,,,we just wanna kill their troops at an alarming rate for awhile ,,,, oh i gotta funny mail if not ill go make one haha
 

DeletedUser

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:axemen:was receiving a few attacks from this dude and wanted to show everyone why they should like me so started mailing him lol
u gotta read this chain of letters from bottom up though im sorry

drunkenjester today at 18:41
do birds have teeth ,,,if not hed wanna be big one bird,,,,hopefully u dont start telling me its the size of your favourite starwars ship,,,im not down with that ,, compare it to something else

zeb36 today at 18:30
No its a bird more like a bat.. but a big un that eats all those little moggies right up in one go :0

drunkenjester today at 18:24
bats cant eat cats bats are lame,,,
im not sure if they are lame in the sece that they have no legs but they like to fly alot more than walk,,,,,kinda wish i had some archers

zeb36 today at 18:22
This is the walinga linga bird from Australia, more like a bat and it loves cats (for lunch)

drunkenjester today at 18:21
u wont ate my spider ,,,,,u know what can eat alotta birds,,,,,,,????????????
u guessed it cats

zeb36 today at 18:19
Oh goody but this is a big spider aeting bird not a fly :)

drunkenjester today at 18:18
or a spider waiting on his web to shake

zeb36 today at 18:17
I can't remember. Just keep it on. Same thing. Its like a rabbit lookin at headlights :)

drunkenjester today at 18:16
tell me what u sent and i promise ill turn my account off till they hit ,,,, i like playing weird games of trust

zeb36 today at 10:08
I will :)

drunkenjester today at 00:49
i forgot to leave the key under the mat
next time phone ahead





Attacker:MasterOogwayVillage:MOs 14k (694|394) K36
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unit_axe.png
unit_spy.png
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unit_heavy.png
unit_ram.png
unit_catapult.png
unit_knight.png
unit_snob.png
Quantity:0 0 1947 01 420 0 Losses:00 1947 01 420 0 0 0 0

so i mailed him again
drunkenjester today at 19:01
yeah did i tell u my cat was a tiger

now thats entertainment,,,,nice nuke man,,,kinda reminds me of a game i play with jeydins attacks,,,,IS IT A NUKE OR IS IT A FAKE
 
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DeletedUser

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carlito50 said:
Best fake I've seen.

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/facepalm
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Hey carlito... your welcom for that forwarded report... I laughed really hard when I was attacked with that... I couldn't believe it. miss click? or did he think that would be a good enough attack.
 

DeletedUser

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Judging by the rest of their attacks i'd say it was a genuine attempt at nobling

/FAIL
 

DeletedUser

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btheath said:
Hey carlito... your welcom for that forwarded report... I laughed really hard when I was attacked with that... I couldn't believe it. miss click? or did he think that would be a good enough attack.
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Awww,I thought it was machine. :p
 

DeletedUser

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I found this one funny.

Avatar A
RAIN duke has announced he does not want ANY diplomacy with us and that I shouldn't mail him again ever! It seems that we need to unite and how comes no one is finished with any barb nobling?
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Followed by a support request.
avatar A on 29.08. at 15:41
ok post in the support forum, where do i support you?

dancinggary on 29.08. at 15:42
village with my nuke in it
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theoneyoucantstand

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Why don't they get it? :icon_sad:

Is it my points or somthing? :icon_cry:


scoucerkid17 on 09.09. at 18:34
unfutunately i am not willing to stop him and dont even thretn the people in my tribe or you wont stand a chance at being a good player and also it is not called tribalwars for nothing

theoneyoucantstand on 09.09. at 21:54
I am already a great player.
theoneyoucantstand on 09.09. at 22:01
I was also talking about me attacking him, not him attacking me.

scoucerkid17 on 10.09. at 19:30
what do you thinck your the only one with freinds on this game

scoucerkid17 on 10.09. at 19:38
nahh i am not that bad of a person i do have a heart i will make him stop attacking you

scoucerkid17 on 10.09. at 19:42
if he does attack you let me know and ill let you know what will hapen next

theoneyoucantstand today at 00:38
No he is not attacking me, I am attacking him.

theoneyoucantstand today at 00:39
http://en34.tribalwars.net/public_report/a8c9b62e6d9d23322ce12b281b7ad0cf

This is when I cleared him.

theoneyoucantstand today at 00:40
He is my third clearing attack.

http://en34.tribalwars.net/public_report/4b172c8da35b21657628f70b4f79b2d1
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DeletedUser

Guest
Side 1:
Tribes:
Players: drunkenjester

Side 2:
Tribes: Nona Decima
Players:

Timeframe: Forever

Total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 4
Side 2: 3
Difference: 1

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Points value of total conquers against opposite side:

Side 1: 37,332
Side 2: 25,413
Difference: 11,919

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the leader of fi wouldnt have a one on one,,remember lmao
 

DeletedUser

Guest
maxi... on 18.10. at 06:31
please leave me what i have done to u please dont attacxk to me plesae i beg to uuuuuuuu



pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

Deepwoodz on 18.10. at 16:12
lol? i suicided some troops on you, figured you'd appreciate the ODD

maxi... today at 13:53
Thanks, but please never attck me.

Deepwoodz today at 17:24
Lol? haha

maxi... today at 17:48
lol

Deepwoodz today at 17:50
well bro, your not very good at this game.

maxi... today at 18:18
why

Deepwoodz today at 18:28
you send noobie mails and dont farm, and have a low troop count.

maxi... today at 18:31
please dont attack i be to u pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i will give resources everyday as a respect but please dont attack
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Personal text
I do not farm, so do not take my attack as just a farming step. I believe in them who have faith in me . One such person I generally don't talk to but have faith will help me when needed is tataria. He is a very strong neighbour but still does not attack me! Thank You all people for believing me, firstly:
freindly person
raveheart
samyak
speedguy12
akash...

I'm getting a good chuckle out of this guy :). sucided 25 LC to make farm space for a noble, and he freaks out, now i'm just having fun with him.
 
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