Funny IGM's

DeletedUser

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I've seen this thread in a couple of different world forums, I usually get a kick out of them so why not? If any of you have any funny InGameMails share 'em :icon_wink:

1000dude4 Oct 11, 02:39
Hey,


I noticed you don't have a tribe and would like to extent and invite to join [ally]AS[/ally].
Before you accept though I need to know if you are having any trouble with the big players around you, and I would need to have a quick account sit.


Look forward to your reply,
[player]1000dude4[/player]


Yano Oct 11, 07:35
Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?


1000dude4 Oct 11, 07:43
They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?


Yano Oct 11, 08:16
Hell no, they got the metric system. They don't know what the **** a quarter pound is. They call it a royale with cheese.
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DeletedUser

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Alright slow start, slow start...I'll continue:
hassanrandypunk Oct 10, 23:20
Hello can I be friends with you I'm just getting to know every one in the area


Yano Oct 11, 07:32
I offer you a potato.


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 09:42
Hahaha I don't have a market yet


Yano Oct 11, 10:21
You want to be friends with me yet you reject my potato offering?


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 10:26
Hahaha I'm building my market now hahahah


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 10:30
I now have a market may I have the potato


Yano Oct 11, 10:30
How many potatoes?
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aldwins19

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Same here, i didnt find it funny in the least bit. It was more or less forced jokes with no punchlines?
 

DeletedUser

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Yano Oct 09, 19:05
I offer you a Potato.


ssanje Oct 09, 19:09
I dont like french fries


Yano Oct 09, 19:10
I offered a potato not french fries.
Do you like vodka?


ssanje Oct 09, 19:12
What do you do to potatoes? Fry right? Oh i dont drink. My parents are strict


Yano Oct 09, 19:13
You make vodka out of potatoes.
You can fry potatoes, you can cook, boil and mash potatoes.
Potatoes are everything.


ssanje Oct 09, 19:16
Theres no way in hell you can make vodka out of potato


Yano Oct 09, 19:17
"From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This is a list of brands of vodka. Vodka is a distilled beverage composed primarily of water and ethanol, sometimes with traces of impurities and flavorings. Vodka is made by the distillation of fermented substances such as grains, potatoes, or sometimes fruits or sugar."


Do you think I lie?


ssanje Oct 09, 19:18
Wikipedia is not a reliable source


Yano Oct 09, 19:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxwriXGXS1A


Do not underestimate potato.


ssanje Oct 11, 10:35
Lets make this funny so we can post it on your thread :p


Yano Oct 11, 10:36
Pfffft, you don't answer for 2 days and now you want to make it funny?!


Yano Oct 11, 10:36
I am offended.


ssanje Oct 11, 10:37
Oh dont be mad now. :p and yeah, i dont like potato :p


Yano Oct 11, 10:38
How will this be funny if you don't like potatoes?


Yano Oct 11, 10:41
Wait till you see my next post...you'll like it.


ssanje Oct 11, 10:46
That make it funny, cause i dont like potatoes
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I know its not funny thats why i post it here
 
Rand_Althor

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When it comes to Yano it appears ssanje...

:icon_smile: > :icon_cool:

is just a chip of the old block.


YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
 

DeletedUser

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rand_althor said:
I thought this thread was called FUNNY igm? :icon_rolleyes: :icon_evil:
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Woah, WOAH. I am sensing some serious attitude.
Haters gonna hate.
Potatoes gonna potate.

hassanrandypunk Oct 10, 23:20
Hello can I be friends with you I'm just getting to know every one in the area


Yano Oct 11, 07:32
I offer you a potato.


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 09:42
Hahaha I don't have a market yet


Yano Oct 11, 10:21
You want to be friends with me yet you reject my potato offering?


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 10:26
Hahaha I'm building my market now hahahah


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 10:30
I now have a market may I have the potato ������������������


Yano Oct 11, 10:30
How many potatoes?


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 10:33
I don't mind my good sir


Yano Oct 11, 10:35
I do a 2:1 Potato:Unicorn trade ratio, is that alright?


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 10:37
That's alright but I'm afraid I have no unicorns unless you want to give me them to give you back (if that made sense)


Yano Oct 11, 10:39
Do you even know how to make unicorns on tribalwars?


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 10:39
No is that even a thing I thought you were jokin hahaha


Yano Oct 11, 10:40
Dude, I'm not joking is this your first world? I thought you actually wanted a potato-unicorn trade.


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 10:42
Not my first world I've been on many but it always seems to be when I hit 300 points I get attacked its weird hahah


Yano Oct 11, 10:43
Why would anyone attack you? That's so mean.
So..do you want to trade potato's for unicorns? I really need unicorns.


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 10:45
I don't know how to get them������


Yano Oct 11, 10:52
Don't worry I'll teach you.


hassanrandypunk Oct 11, 10:54
I know there not real ahahaha
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DeletedUser27978

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I see its fallen to me to revive this thread with an off topic joke.

Two ducks are crossing the road.

One duck says "quack, quack, quack, quack!"

The other duck says, "Oh, I was going to say that..."
 

DeletedUser112079

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Someone need to kill this thread before it has a chance to breed
 

DeletedUser

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What's this bullcr** elitism that has plagued TW forums? TW forums used to be a place of fun, jokes and trolls. Knock of this "I'm so cool BS" TW players. Start being active.
 
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