Funny In-Game Mails

DeletedUser

Guest
I figured we might be needin' one of these.

Please do not spam this thread.
 

DeletedUser89403

Guest
Finally. I've been waiting for one of these on this world.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
V T I today at 00:45
(1.|145 P) my rank.

Lol I'm impressed :O
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The bit in bold really cracked me up :D
Fudge Depot today at 17:29
Just wondering how close you were to getting 100 hauls.. :D

krisstofff today at 17:31
pardom?

Fudge Depot today at 17:31
How close are you to farming barbs 100 times?

krisstofff today at 17:40
dont know i not caunting,

Fudge Depot today at 17:41
Go onto your profile and Hightlight the Pluderer award, it will tell you.

krisstofff today at 17:44
its a bit left y?

Fudge Depot today at 17:44
Just wondering. I want to know how close other players are..

krisstofff today at 17:45
awards giveing u nothing u have to have loads army and have good points to have other villaes

Fudge Depot today at 17:47
Hehe, That made me lol. I am only doing this for fun. I am on 51 atm :D

krisstofff today at 17:49
u have only 51 army?lol i have so much more

Fudge Depot today at 17:49
No, I have 51 hauls....
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DeletedUser89403

Guest
This guy, basketba11, invites me to his tribe HAZE while I'm already in a tribe. I send him this message at the same time that he is sending me one so we have two conversations on two different messages.

boby05 today at 16:33
You invited me? Really?
basketba11 today at 16:33
yeah join
basketba11 today at 16:35
are u going to join
boby05 today at 16:36
I lik to join but iz in a trib
basketba11 today at 16:37
oh well jus leave haze is a very expirienced tribe u take a look for yourself in prvious worlds such as w49 and w47
boby05 today at 16:38
Ur on w49? R u teh 1337?
basketba11 today at 16:39
im not in w49 but im in haze on 47
boby05 today at 16:40
Me 2!!!
basketba11 today at 16:42
no your not are u goin to join or what
boby05 today at 16:44
I'm on w47!!!!
basketba11 today at 16:45
oh i thought u said your in haze sorry,,,,, umm join my tribe
boby05 today at 16:46
I wil if u mak me duke
basketba11 today at 16:46
no u just asked that
basketba11 today at 16:47
we are having 2 conversations
boby05 today at 16:47
We are?
basketba11 today at 16:48
yeah bro im not an idiot
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basketba11 today at 16:32
mate join haze i guarentee we will be powerfull and rule this world
boby05 today at 16:33
But iz liek in a trib how du I join urs
basketba11 today at 16:34
i just sent you a request jus leave that tribe and join mine
boby05 today at 16:35
How du I du dat
basketba11 today at 16:36
click on tribe and then on the right it should say leave tribe then click that and then down the bottom it will say join haze
boby05 today at 16:38
But It say I hav to leav my trib
basketba11 today at 16:39
i know leave them and then join me
boby05 today at 16:40
But I want 2 b in bof tribs
basketba11 today at 16:40
u caaaaaant do u wna join or not
boby05 today at 16:41
I du but Idk if I should. Can I haz dukei?
basketba11 today at 16:43
no our not being duke maybe later on you could be but u gotta join first so what do u say
boby05 today at 16:45
If I joiun wil u mak me duk?
basketba11 today at 16:46
i just said no........ if u join me ill think about making you a duke later on dwn the track
boby05 today at 16:47
But I want duke nowwwwww!!!!! I'm like rank 19 in the world!!!! Mak me ur duke!!!!
basketba11 today at 16:48
let me see about that,,,,,,,,shhh
boby05 today at 16:48
Mmmkay
boby05 today at 16:58
So can I haz teh duke
basketba11 today at 17:01
nooooooooo you can join thats it for now u can be a duke later
boby05 today at 17:03
But I want 2 be duke nowwwwww... I'm 11 in teh world
basketba11 today at 17:03
i dnt care wat rank you are ur a point whore i was jus askin if u wna join my tribe
boby05 today at 17:05
I'm nt a puint whore I haz liek teh spear nuke
basketba11 today at 17:17
okaay mate u can be duke
boby05 today at 17:18
Yeah!!!
basketba11 today at 17:18
join us then
boby05 today at 17:20
I did
boby05 today at 17:22
R I duke yet?
basketba11 today at 17:22
baron which is prety much the same
boby05 today at 17:23
But i wanteddeded dukeeekeekeke!!!!!
basketba11 today at 17:24
u can do pretty much the same stuff as baron
boby05 today at 17:25
Mmmkay r u sure?
He Makes Me Duke
boby05 today at 17:36
I r duke now!!!!
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When I join his tribe, I notice that he has four accounts named basketba11, basketba111, basketba1111, and basketba11111. I was about to report him but then he got banned :( I was hoping to be powerful and rule the world. Then I trashed his tribes profile (now called WeSuck ingame) and went back to my tribe.
 

max vs george

Guest
Max vs George on 31.05. at 18:57
Restart. I have 6.2 million points on world 18, I mean, you don't have to but if you want, it would be easier to unless you wanted to get farmed?

azberk1 on 31.05. at 18:59
I dont understand you. i am from Bulgaria... Why I have to restart

Max vs George on 31.05. at 19:01
Zashtoto az sŭm dobŭr, az ne iskam da se sreshtu edin dobŭr igrach da atakuva v nachaloto na denya.

azberk1 on 31.05. at 19:03
ok . I rastarted the game :) have a nice play in the world :) By the way nice translate :)

Max vs George on 31.05. at 19:04
Blagodarya

azberk1 on 31.05. at 19:05
wow . :D:D i also Blagodarya

Max vs George on 31.05. at 19:06
Ako imate nuzhda ot pomosht svŭrzhete se s men

azberk1 on 31.05. at 19:07
Ok thank you very much (you are cool :D )
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Lol, I pretended to be Bulgarian or whatever he was.. google translate ftw.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I lol'd at the Bulgarian and your google translater. Was pure genius lolz
 

DeletedUser

Guest
osuboy78 on 01.06. at 15:17
hey u r they onlt one in your tribe so if u come to my tribe we can grow and get bigger and tAKE this k

dUh.vi11aGe.iDi8t on 01.06. at 17:15
Ah but there is good reason for me to be alone in my tribe.

osuboy78 on 01.06. at 21:55
and y is that by the way i left mine

osuboy78 on 01.06. at 21:57
if i join your tribe me and u can split the farms and kill every1 in our 7x7

dUh.vi11aGe.iDi8t on 01.06. at 22:01
I am cyanophobic

osuboy78 on 01.06. at 22:02
and wat does that mean

dUh.vi11aGe.iDi8t today at 02:38
it really makes me crazeh

osuboy78 today at 03:29
ok
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lol
 

max vs george

Guest
Extra extra! New mail recieved, update on other mail!



Max vs George on 01.06. at 00:10
Restart South-East and I will invite you to my tribe who are 20th in the world.

rayman1100 on 01.06. at 00:25
how do i restart

Max vs George on 01.06. at 00:30
Settings > Restart

rayman1100 on 01.06. at 00:37
its done

rayman1100 today at 04:33
hey lard ass what the hell you didnt even tell me the right spot to start over at
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DeletedUser

Guest
Boby05 said:
When I join his tribe, I notice that he has four accounts named basketba11, basketba111, basketba1111, and basketba11111. I was about to report him but then he got banned :( I was hoping to be powerful and rule the world. Then I trashed his tribes profile (now called WeSuck ingame) and went back to my tribe.
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So his tribe members was all same person? :lol:

max vs george said:
Lol.
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nice trick! lol

N.DeMolay said:
You're mean max... lol ;P
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Definitely!

max vs george said:
More restart mail coming up :)
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I don't know what to say... and this last update... lol
 

max vs george

Guest
Some guy.... didn't like my mail but I showed him with my trollasaurusrex skills:

Max vs George on 31.05. at 19:09
Restart, I have 6.2 million points on w18, you don't have to but it is advisable to do so if you don't want to get farmed in the early stage.

smackdaddy329 on 31.05. at 19:20
Well look at my stats on world 30? I can handle myself.

Max vs George on 31.05. at 19:21
It was advice, I wasn't forcing anyone now was I?

smackdaddy329 on 31.05. at 19:22
no but I'm not someone that will be pushed around.

Max vs George on 31.05. at 19:23
Plus I wouldn't call nobling barbs being able to handle yourself:

Village Points Old Owner New Owner Date/Time
Barbarian village (77|268) K20 9,802 Abandoned smackdaddy329 [THE] 2010-05-31 14:57:19
Blooddrunk009 (112|257) K21 9,481 Abandoned smackdaddy329 [THE] 2010-05-30 14:36:41
wayw002 (70|262) K20 9,629 Abandoned smackdaddy329 [THE] 2010-05-30 14:00:57
doghouse037 (87|252) K20 9,763 Abandoned smackdaddy329 [THE] 2010-05-29 17:10:47
doghouse036 (86|254) K20 9,515 Abandoned smackdaddy329 [THE] 2010-05-29 15:51:23

smackdaddy329 on 31.05. at 19:28
They are former members of my tribe who quite.

Max vs George on 31.05. at 19:29
Haha, you're failing under pressure...

smackdaddy329 on 31.05. at 19:29
what makes you believe that?

Max vs George on 31.05. at 19:30
Either that, or you are the worst TW player with that amount of points.

smackdaddy329 on 31.05. at 19:31
again, what makes you believe that?

Max vs George on 31.05. at 19:32
Nobling barbarian villages, even if they were "old tribemates" is the most nooby thing to do, maybe noble them if they say to do it before they go barb.. but no.. noobyness 101
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DeletedUser

Guest
[SPOIL]
-TK- on 01.06. at 20:32
Did you even check my profile?!

[...] on 01.06. at 21:00
i dont care if your a girl

-TK- on 01.06. at 21:06
Did you read it?! I won't accept invites without mails.

You really should be more careful, how do you know if I'm a good player or not?

[...] on 01.06. at 21:09
your villige is good and you can be a baron

[...] on 01.06. at 21:11
o well we have played this game for a long time ever since world 21

-TK- on 01.06. at 21:20
OMG! I can't believe it! are you going to make me baron just because my village is good?

[...] on 01.06. at 21:29
just goin the tribe and i will

-TK- on 01.06. at 21:40
Sorry, I can't join such a tribe that make anyone baron, just because they want invite them.

[...] on 01.06. at 22:04
we dont just let anyone

-TK- on 01.06. at 22:07
I am anyone! I'm a leader in other world and I know how you should give privs, if you make someone baron, they can destroy your tribe...

[...] on 01.06. at 22:26
what do you want then

-TK- on 01.06. at 22:56
nothing! I just want to find a good tribe... I was testing you.

[...] on 01.06. at 22:59
so are you going to join

-TK- on 01.06. at 23:00
I need more time to think, I'll mail you.

Thank you for choosing me.

[...] on 01.06. at 23:01
were only going to get better

-TK- on 01.06. at 23:04
I hope so :)

Mail me if you needed help or something, I would be happy to share my experience with you.

By the way, always remember, never give baron and trusted privs to anyone, only if you really trust them.

[...] on 01.06. at 23:10
did any other invites

-TK- on 01.06. at 23:12
lol, many! but I'm waiting to choose the best one.

[...] on 01.06. at 23:13
so far who is

-TK- on 01.06. at 23:14
sorry, I can't tell, I rejected many of them.

[...] on 01.06. at 23:14
r we still in it

-TK- on 01.06. at 23:15
[...]? yes, it's still open.

[...] on 01.06. at 23:17
our [...] are
the first rule is to never lose. the second rule is to never forget the first rule

-TK- on 01.06. at 23:17
lol cool :)

[...] on 01.06. at 23:18
we have more

[...] on 01.06. at 23:38
have u made up your mind

-TK- on 01.06. at 23:40
wow! I defiantly need more time, maybe more than 24 hours...

[...] on 01.06. at 23:43
5-5-2-2============ 10-4

-TK- on 01.06. at 23:44
what is it?!!

[...] today at 01:01
ok

[...] today at 01:27
have you made up your mind

[...] today at 03:40
hello

[...] today at 05:05
have you mad up your mind
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I just removed the name of player and tribe... they sent me invite without a mail and the conversation starts!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
seroux today at 18:27
I am [player]seroux[/player] and I want to do one aliance with your tribe ...
We have much experience and we are from k44 all...
Sow what are you say???

bleedingcool today at 18:46
we have gay people in our tribe

seroux today at 19:26
what???

bleedingcool today at 19:53
i know i couldnt believe it either
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Thanks to my co-player, I've had a nice laugh.
 
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