Funny In-Game Mails

DeletedUser89403

Guest
Why would you ass rape a woman whenyou can just not-ass rape her.
 

Ripfin

Guest
I agree time to lock and impose infractions, seriously people we do not need to drag these forums down in the muck.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Had just sent an scout attack on this guy when i got this


logan bay today at 11:29
what did i do...
Fuzzy Tiger Of Doom today at 11:32
had youre hand in the cookie-jar, but if you say you are a dirty utter i will cancell the attack.
logan bay today at 12:07
im a dirty utter...
Fuzzy Tiger Of Doom today at 12:08
wow that was lame, you got to put youre heart in to it, say it loud, like you mean it.
logan bay today at 12:09
IM A DIRTY RUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!@@@@@@@@!££@"^%$"@^${"@^
Fuzzy Tiger Of Doom today at 12:10
What the hell is a rutter?
logan bay today at 12:10
i dunno mistype.. lolz
Fuzzy Tiger Of Doom today at 12:13
Then make daddy proud and type it right ;)
logan bay today at 12:14
I IS A DIRTY UTTER $£^$%&$&£%^&@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!! i dont even know what it is but oh well...lol
Fuzzy Tiger Of Doom today at 12:15
Dont you know what an utter is?
logan bay today at 12:15
nope?
logan bay today at 12:16
few ideas but nope
Fuzzy Tiger Of Doom today at 12:16
What are youre ideas?
logan bay today at 12:16
infact nope no ideas oh wait a coward?
logan bay today at 12:18
lol i h8 guessin cuz it cld be anythin sick or sumthin simple...
Fuzzy Tiger Of Doom today at 12:19
Why woud i want you to say that you are a dirty coward, that dont make any sence.
Well its my bad, i spelled utter in my own langue. The right word is otter, say you are a dirty otter please, it turns me on ^^
logan bay today at 12:20
I am A DIRTY OTTER!!!@@@@@@@@@@£$^$*&^$*$^(&%(%
logan bay today at 12:20
now that thats over with
 
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DeletedUser58418

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I Hate Coplayers today at 22:22
Soemthing

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:24
.... *insert foul language here*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:24
*insert witty comment here*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:25
*insert a different witty comment about your mom here*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:29
*insert mooning here*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:30
*insert this on Tw HP external forums*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:30
*insert (finger) here*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:31
*insert a knife in your heart*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:32
*insert failed, heart not available*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:33
*insert myself in your daughter*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:34
*Insert is not possible, i only got a son*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:34
*insert myself in your wife*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:35
*Insert is appreciated, i don't give a **** about my ex-wife*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:36
*insert a nice punch-line to get rid of the tension*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:37
*insert sentimental line here*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:37
*insert a 6000 word document about why my remarks are better then yours*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:39
*insert a file proving that the document is invalid*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:39
*Deletes the file*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:42
*insert you forgot insert*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:45
*inserts i did not forget the insert as it was not needed*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:45
*insert is always needed*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:48
*Insert that is an improper sentence in order for it to be a proper one you needed to say *Insert, Insert is always needed*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:48
*insert doesn't give a damn*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:49
*Inserts looks at the report button*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:50
*insert poison button*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:51
*insert me falling to the floor of poison, and you talking to yourself because you killed your conversation buddy*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:52
*insert me waveing goodbye*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:53
*inserts me being reborn since i am an ANGEl*

I Hate Coplayers today at 22:55
*insert Anti Christ here*

LordGuardianAngel today at 22:59
*inserts the reason why i am An Athiest*

I Hate Coplayers today at 23:00
*insert Good For You*
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haha me and I hate Coplayers got bored xD
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
NDz23 today at 03:45
Whats up?

IIxFeAr-iTzSelfxII today at 03:46
yeh??

NDz23 today at 03:47
Can i join?

NDz23 today at 03:49
Hmmmm?

IIxFeAr-iTzSelfxII today at 03:49
You must First answer the following Questions:

100 Stupid Questions
Are you scared of creepy creatures
Are you scared of cockroaches
Do you get scared in the dark?
What is your favorite day of the week
Your dream car
Your dream vacation
In your next birth, you would love to be
In your past birth, you must have been
Your favorite pizza topping is
How many kids do you want to have?
Last TV channel you watched
What are you wearing right now?
What do you wear at night in bed?
Your favorite toy in childhood
How many teeth do you have?
When did you last visit the dentist?
Which toothpaste do you use? :
Your preferred toilet paper brand :
Three things you can
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be?
Your dream celebrity date
Do you believe in aliens? :
Do you believe in ghosts and such?
Favorite cocktail :
Favorite fruit :
Favorite flower :
Have you puked at a party?
You would love to get a tattoo done on your
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting? :
Do you cry easily?
Do you swear a lot?
Favorite body part in the opposite sex :
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone :
Corniest pickup line someone used on you :
What :
What :
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents? :
The food you hate to eat :
Your favorite breakfast cereal :
Do you have any pets? :
If yes, describe your pets :
Which is your favorite holiday? :
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind? :
Ever been in a car accident? :
The boy band you secretly listen to :
The body part you would love to get pierced :
When did you last diet to lose weight? :
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?:
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet? :
Are you in love with someone these days? : ....
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb? :
Has anyone slapped you on the face? :
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing? :
Which is your favorite underwear brand? :
What is your favorite denim brand? :
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be :
Your first cell phone was :
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone? :
Are you a sensitive person? :
Would you go for a one night stand? :
The romantic movie you like most :
The action movie you like most :
Do you believe in heaven and hell? :
Which is your most memorable trip with friends? :
Which newspaper do you read daily? :
The magazines you like to read :
Your first job was :
Did you have a best friend in school? :
Which email service do you use most? :
Have you ever walked to save money? :
Where do you shop for clothes? :
What was your pocket money as a kid? :
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone? :
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these? :
If yes, do you have too much free time? :
One memory you wish you could erase :
Any sport, you are really good at : soccer
In your purse, you keep a photo of :
Do you take any medicine daily? : no
Have you ever lied about your age? :
The last person you kissed was :
The last country you visited :
Do you need music while you are studying? :
A song you loved as a kid :
Any kiddie song you still remember :
Habits you hate in others :
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey? :
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?
Do you brush twice a day? :
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning? :
Are you a day person or a night person? :
Your favorite cartoon character :
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime? :
Any word or sentence you repeat often :
Describe your computer monitor :
One book you are dying to read
One movie you are dying to see :
One music album you are dying to hear :
How much time did you take to complete this survey? :

NDz23 today at 03:51
w0w!
Am i going to send my answer to you or to the duke of the tribe?

IIxFeAr-iTzSelfxII today at 03:53
I will analyze them.

NDz23 today at 03:53
okay.. =)

NDz23 today at 04:17
100 Stupid Questions
Are you scared of creepy creatures -NO
Are you scared of cockroaches -NO
Do you get scared in the dark? -NO
What is your favorite day of the week -Friday
Your dream car -Enzo Ferrari
Your dream vacation -At USA
In your next birth, you would love to be -ME
In your past birth, you must have been -ME
Your favorite pizza topping is -HAM
How many kids do you want to have? -2
Last TV channel you watched -33
What are you wearing right now? -T-shirt
What do you wear at night in bed? -Boxers
Your favorite toy in childhood -BATMAN
How many teeth do you have? -30
When did you last visit the dentist? -LAST WEEK
Which toothpaste do you use? : -COLGATE
Your preferred toilet paper brand : -NONE
Three things you can
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be? -MY GIRLFRIEND ^^
Your dream celebrity date -KRISTINE REYES
Do you believe in aliens? : -NO
Do you believe in ghosts and such? -NO
Favorite cocktail : -NONE
Favorite fruit : -APPLE
Favorite flower : -ROSES
Have you puked at a party? -NOPE
You would love to get a tattoo done on your -BACK
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting? : -NO
Do you cry easily? -NO
Do you swear a lot? -YAH
Favorite body part in the opposite sex : -VAGINA
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone : -NONE
Corniest pickup line someone used on you : -NONE
What : -?
What : -?
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents? : -NO
The food you hate to eat : -TOMATO
Your favorite breakfast cereal : -COCO KRUNCH
Do you have any pets? : -YES
If yes, describe your pets : -IT HAS HEAD,BODY,FEET..
Which is your favorite holiday? : -CHRISTMAS
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind? : -NO
Ever been in a car accident? : -NO
The boy band you secretly listen to : -NONE
The body part you would love to get pierced : -NONE
When did you last diet to lose weight? : -LAST YEAR
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: -PLAY TW
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet? : -NO
Are you in love with someone these days? : -YES
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb? : -YES?
Has anyone slapped you on the face? : -NONE
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing? : -GREY
Which is your favorite underwear brand? : -GEAR
What is your favorite denim brand? : -NONE
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be : -NONE
Your first cell phone was : -NOKIA
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone? : -TEXT
Are you a sensitive person? : -NO
Would you go for a one night stand? : -YAH
The romantic movie you like most : -NONE
The action movie you like most : -IDK THE TITLE.. BUT THAT WAS JACKIE CHAN
Do you believe in heaven and hell? : -YES
Which is your most memorable trip with friends? : -NONE
Which newspaper do you read daily? : -NONE
The magazines you like to read : -FHM
Your first job was : -NONE
Did you have a best friend in school? : -YES
Which email service do you use most? : -EHEM69K@YAHOO.COM
Have you ever walked to save money? : -YAH
Where do you shop for clothes? : -SM
What was your pocket money as a kid? : -1000 PESOS
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone? : -YES.. MY GF.
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these? : -YES
If yes, do you have too much free time? : -YAH
One memory you wish you could erase : -NONE
Any sport, you are really good at : -BASKETBALL
In your purse, you keep a photo of : -NONE
Do you take any medicine daily? : -NO
Have you ever lied about your age? : -NO
The last person you kissed was : -MY GF
The last country you visited : -PHILIPPINES
Do you need music while you are studying? : -YES
A song you loved as a kid : -NONE
Any kiddie song you still remember : -JACK AND JILL
Habits you hate in others : -NONE
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey? : -5
One habit of yours, you wish you could change? -NONE
Do you brush twice a day? : -TRICE
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning? : -10AM
Are you a day person or a night person? : -DAY ND NIGHT
Your favorite cartoon character : -GOKU
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime? : -NO
Any word or sentence you repeat often : - [word edit out]
Describe your computer monitor : -FLAT SCREEN.
One book you are dying to read -NONE
One movie you are dying to see : -IRONMAN
One music album you are dying to hear : -NONE
How much time did you take to complete this survey? : -15MINS

IIxFeAr-iTzSelfxII today at 04:23
Thank you for your submission.
This might take a while for me to analyze

NDz23 today at 04:25
okay.. =)

IIxFeAr-iTzSelfxII today at 04:27
I see that in the last question you have LIED. you actually took 24mins to finish..
If you are lying about this.. what else could you be lying about =/

NDz23 today at 04:29
no..
i'm not lying..
i takes 24mins. coz before i answer this i eat..
I'm not lying mate..

NDz23 today at 04:32
So, what will i do now?

IIxFeAr-iTzSelfxII today at 04:32
"Any word or sentence you repeat often : -[word edit out]"

We in Bunny do not use foul language.. and rely on trust to survive..

are u gay..??

NDz23 today at 04:33
oh..
Sorry, idk that. no i'm not gay.
I will not use that word anymore..
Sorry.

IIxFeAr-iTzSelfxII today at 04:35
I will submit your Exam to my Leader..

best of luck!!

NDz23 today at 04:36
okay.. =)
Thanks to you mate..
i hope i will join the tribe.. =)
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lol idk how he can be that dumm!! xD
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
I just got my first series of notably funny (to me at least) messages :)
[snip] on 04.06. at 21:48
lol i played on w 31 for 8 months had over 80 villa's i advise you stop now if you want you can look at tribalwars stats

only reason i dont now is i lost my net then i know what im doing if you cant tell and i was within the top 100 in the world there so stop ****ing with me

Raynadon on 04.06. at 21:53
So you're telling me to let you re-grow so you can become a big threat to me?

[snip] on 04.06. at 21:54
im telling you one more attack and you will be my farm in a weeks time that is all im saying


[later:]

[snip] today at 04:04
i just have one ****ing dieing qwestion about this hole ****ed up ordeal i know there is no way in hell you can produce thay much points and that manny troops in this ****ing short of a time so what the **** are you doing getting pumped useing scripts or what

[snip] today at 04:10
no way in hell you done that bad on the only other world you have been on and do that good on this one

[snip] today at 04:14
bs what other worlds have you played on and by what name

Raynadon today at 04:15
Just the ones you saw... w49 and w50.

[snip] today at 04:16
no way in hell i know better ive played for way way way to long for someone that has played that long to take me out this easy or at least try to take me out

Raynadon today at 04:18
I guess there's no way to prove that w49 was my first, but if I did have more experience than that, why would I not show it off to try to get people near me to restart?

[snip] today at 04:20
because you know the drill when you have a push account ahhh thats y im not getting kicked for ****ing talking like i am ahhhhh i see now

Raynadon today at 04:25
What are you talking about? hahahaha

[snip] today at 04:27
it will get looked into and if your telling me you dont know what a push acount is your stupid its in the rules about them and its really odd you started the game with a tribe that is allready #5 im thinking your not the only one breaching rules there
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I cut some of the irrelevant messages out due to length, and censored his profanity in case it was deemed extreme content... needless to say, I haven't had a push account or anything against the rules. What did he mean "not the only one breaching rules" though? His language was a bit inflammatory, I realize, but was it at a level of rule-breaking? Reporting it never crossed my mind, since I didn't really care.
 

Mattieb123

Guest
Jacob833 today at 16:02
wanna form an alliance? We are in the same K. Together we shall rule all

HugeImpact today at 16:05
NUB POWER, HUG THE WORLD. LETS ALL EAT ICE CREAM AND GET BRAIN FREEZE.

SORRY BUT I MUST INFORM YOU YOURE ALLIANCE REQUEST HAS BEING TURNED DOWN :)

Jacob833 today at 16:11
...

Jacob833 today at 16:13
well since you left your tribe wanna join mine?

HugeImpact today at 16:13
its nub city :p

Jacob833 today at 16:14
whats that supposed to mean?

HugeImpact today at 16:14
what ever you interpret it to mean

Jacob833 today at 16:15
... so umm wanna join my tribe?

HugeImpact today at 16:16
i woulda joined now if i wanted to

Jacob833 today at 16:16
but you wouldve rejected the invite...

HugeImpact today at 16:17
meh thats boring leave it their for me i might join later :)

Jacob833 today at 16:17
cool :)
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he feels the love :icon_razz:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
frost.melt today at 19:54
hey kid
where is your mother??
I met her yesterday
she is a b***h
KONTOL kau
anjing
kimak
u are son off a b***h
hey yo f**king
i wanna kick your mother chao as*
mana u nao!!!
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I think he is insulting me in other languages. I don't understand them. :icon_sad:
 

DeletedUser89403

Guest
This guy just joined my tribe.

FELIPEGOMEZ today at 23:28
i'm under attack from a member [ally]war.[/ally] he mead cause i cleared him lol

boby05 today at 23:30
Haha Thats a total noob tribe. Good job. There's just one thing I need to know in order to organize the tribe well. What time are you usually on?

FELIPEGOMEZ today at 23:31
okay cool i try to keep this account on 24/7

boby05 today at 23:31
Co-played?

FELIPEGOMEZ today at 23:31
nope just me

boby05 today at 23:32
Then how are you on 24/7?

FELIPEGOMEZ today at 23:34
i'm not but try to at lest sleep here on the computer and wake up every hour if possible
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That level of devotion to the game is incredible. Having less than 400 points when beig on that much is even more incredible.
 

max vs george

Guest
That guy mailed me over 60 mails to join Bunny. He said he loved me.
 

DeletedUser89403

Guest
Wow. My tribe takes in so many noobs. I need to find a good one to join.
 

DeletedUser89403

Guest
Speenz I'm trying to get away from noobs. Why would I join any tribe with you in it?
 
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