Funny In-Game Mails

DeletedUser89403

Guest
I wasn't talking about you. Well kinda but our tribe is completely full of noobs. Btw don't lie to me.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
deathrayne1 today at 00:38
rofl... might i ask, how the hell you shot up so many points in such a short time, while still keeping troop production? O_O

Sir Samuel Spades today at 00:41
My tribe mates gave me their troops cuz they had too many.

deathrayne1 today at 00:48
you can't give people troops that you can command...

..o_O?

deathrayne1 today at 00:49
did they give you resources, too?

Sir Samuel Spades today at 00:51
Okay i was just trying to help you but if you wanna refuse to believe me... I mean i'm the one with so many troops and points.

Sir Samuel Spades today at 00:53
No I traded them resources for troops

deathrayne1 today at 00:53
i don't not believe you. it's entirely possible you have troops stashed in your vill from players. But if there's a way to actually give people troops, i've never heard of it. lol.

Sir Samuel Spades today at 00:55
Oh trust me, there's a way.

deathrayne1 today at 00:57
and that way is? lol.

Sir Samuel Spades today at 00:58
ask your tribe mates
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lol
 

DeletedUser

Guest
-TK- on 05.06. at 19:49
Can I ask why did you made troops?! you killed my horses!

[...] on 05.06. at 20:15
LOL it was a surprise isnt it?

-TK- on 05.06. at 20:17
Yes, usually farms don't kill horses! but I guess you don't like my little horsies :(

[...] on 05.06. at 20:21
Dont worry i am not very active in this world d:

-TK- on 05.06. at 20:23
Do you know something? you are the kindest farm that I've ever had :)

[...] on 05.06. at 20:24
Thank you

-TK- on 05.06. at 20:24
But... but... what are you doing with my resources?!

[...] on 05.06. at 20:26
Troops to stop you horses so i can make my village bigger
and prettier :)

-TK- on 05.06. at 20:27
Thank you :) but farms don't have to be nice... I just need your resources.

[...] on 05.06. at 20:29
When i grow, i will give you more resources

-TK- on 05.06. at 20:49
I didn't know farms can grow too!... anyway, you shouldn't grow...

[...] today at 09:56
Dont you ever sleep 0_0

-TK- today at 09:59
We are not one :)

-TK- today at 10:01
I'm really sorry, but this is how this game works, I wish you good luck in real life.

[...] today at 10:02
oh...ok and thnks

-TK- today at 10:03
If you are serious in this world, I suggest you restart, then mail me, I'll guide you how to clear your area.

[...] today at 11:23
I just joined because 5000 who joined whould be free :]
You can also find me in world 49..

-TK- today at 11:59
You have no chance here, but you may have chance if you restart.

[...] today at 12:04
ok
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Did I told you that I like talking farms? well I find this one very kind farm... best farm that I've ever had :icon_wink: not too much resources though... :icon_sad:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
"Favorite body part in the opposite sex : -VAGINA" lolz.
 

Ripfin

Guest
Oh such hilarious times, wonder if this guy realizes what game he is playing:

DIARK on 06.06. at 20:30
Do not attack me or scout me.nBz is our ally now.If you attack me or scout me again,we will take you out mercilessly.You are surrounded by my tribe and allies.Don't think you will win.

Ripfin on 06.06. at 20:38
ask me if I'm worried?

DIARK on 06.06. at 20:39
Check the TW stats map and see your tribe with mine.I don't care if your worried or not.

Ripfin on 06.06. at 20:40
still don't care.

DIARK on 06.06. at 20:47
Me,kidLukas,gauravdds and marcouz are enough to take you out.

Ripfin on 06.06. at 20:49
shall I tell you about your other 2 peeps?

you mentioned nothing but farms to me.

DIARK on 06.06. at 20:55
You lost most of your troops in that attack.We can still finish you.

Ripfin on 06.06. at 21:12
no I lost one of my attack groups, do you honestly think i would send more then was needed?

Ripfin on 06.06. at 22:16
oopsie i'm scouting you again.

Ripfin on 06.06. at 23:40
turns out nbz is not your ally according to them, in fact they are farming some of your people, and furthermore why should a top 20 tribe be worried about your little tribe?

Ripfin today at 02:27
oh no more scouts.

Ripfin today at 02:43
ooh those weren't scouts.

Ripfin today at 18:11
hope those weren't your troops in KidLukas's village that I slaughtered.


Defender: kidlukas
Destination: kidLukas (467|467) K44

Quantity: 480 269 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 363 204 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Defender: kidlukas
Destination: kidLukas (467|467) K44

Quantity: 117 65 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Losses: 117 65 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

DIARK today at 18:12
Why are you asking that?

Ripfin today at 18:12
because they got slaughtered.

DIARK today at 18:14
Don't care.

Ripfin today at 18:15
why don't you save your self some time and hit restart?

DIARK today at 18:15
Why?

DIARK today at 18:16
You know,youre just spoiling the game for others.

Ripfin today at 18:16
because it is only your time you are wasting, either that or bribe me with resources to leave you alone.

and how am I spoiling the game for others? this is what the game is all about farm or be farmed.

Ripfin today at 18:18
because you will not grow much and eventually I will noble you when I decide to build nobles.

DIARK today at 18:19
And that is not tommorow.Youre a bully ya know.

Ripfin today at 18:20
not a bully just playing the game it was meant to be played.

DIARK today at 18:21
Yeah if the game was meant to make your 1x7 into farms which obviously is not how it is supposed to be.

Ripfin today at 18:23
well present your argument on the game forums and lets see what the game world has to say? this is what the game is all about, and I farm my 15x15.



and this goes on and on like this.
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DeletedUser

Guest
lol, love this. (ripfin, your not nice, bullying is bad) :p
 

furballs fire

Guest
lol he listened Ripfin. Restarted , on the rim now lol
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I never seem to get super funny ones, and never get to post anything here. :icon_sad:.
So here's one that made me chuckle a little.

oliman10 today at 19:30
I just wanted to ask if you had interests in joining my tribe. Yea i know we are weak but trust me we are doing grate and improving rapidly from day to day. My dream is to have a tribe of maybe max of 30 members with loads of points. So that the average will be high and we be respected. See I am not a fan of big tribes because it get very disorganized and messy. I am very selectively picking players and I am really hoping to get you in my tribe!
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Joyn mah tribe n pointwhorez wit me pl0x! I even maek 30 members limitz cuz wurld will change fir me! :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Man I have to say thank you to you guys that hvae posted some funny a** posts.. I needed to have a good laugh today. These have done the trick.. Made my work day much more enjoyable..
 

DeletedUser

Guest
JUST A REMINDER TO EVERYONE.

Just because something is quoted it doesn't mean the quote is not your responsibility.
If it is contained in your message it is your responsibility.

Also starring out parts of offensive words isn't good enough. Please remove the entire word.

If in doubt remove the word or pm me before you post.

Yours,
Row
 

DeletedUser

Guest
GR1992 today at 11:29
You know, I have more chances to survive then you think!
You won't noob my village as it is too small(if you do it and noob I am the winner as I made you spent 75 000 of each resource on very small village.)

Lol this guy dosent seems to know the difference between noob and noble :)
 
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