Funny In-Game Messages

DeletedUser18543

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Lil D today at 19:23
Backtiming? Ms Trains? Sniping?

what are these things?

Scarfac3DaGreat today at 19:31
terms within the game mate.
look it up in the forum i would explain but i have alot going on right now. if you have any questions after looking it over just ask :D

Lil D today at 20:00
I think your gf likes me

Scarfac3DaGreat today at 20:04
lol :D

Lil D today at 20:07
Im being serious...no time to joke man I might just take her from you.

we are gonna cyber on skype

Scarfac3DaGreat today at 20:07
lol mate thats hilarious....

Scarfac3DaGreat today at 22:08
so are you just messing around and your really experienced or are you really new to the game?

Lil D today at 22:15
your gf likes me

Scarfac3DaGreat today at 22:24
yea i know you said that mate. now to the game. I understand that you make like spamming but please be serious for a sec

Lil D today at 22:26
ok Im serious...what?

Scarfac3DaGreat today at 22:30
are you new or just messing around?

Lil D today at 22:31
sorry but that sec ended about 5min and 27sec ago

your gf likes me

Scarfac3DaGreat today at 22:32
oh lol well then

Lil D today at 22:34
does your gf have an open mind? I dont mind a 3some

Scarfac3DaGreat today at 22:39
AAAAHHHHHH!!! oh god bro you gotta quit... thats hilarious! Are you a sexual predator o_O

Lil D today at 22:41
are you 16 or under?

Scarfac3DaGreat today at 22:46
The term sexual predator is used pejoratively to describe a person seen as obtaining or trying to obtain sexual contact with another person in a metaphorically "predatory" manner. Analogous to how a predator hunts down its prey, so the sexual predator is thought to "hunt" for his or her sex partners. People who commit sex crimes, such as rape or child sexual abuse, are commonly referred to as sexual predators, particularly in tabloid media or as a power phrase by politicians

Lil D today at 22:47
it would be great if you answered my question

are you 16 or under?

Scarfac3DaGreat today at 22:47
no

Lil D today at 22:47
than no Im not a sexual predator

and another
 

DeletedUser18543

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bludnut today at 22:33
NO!

Lil D today at 22:34
YES!

bludnut today at 22:34
NO!

Lil D today at 22:35
YES!

bludnut today at 22:44
WHY?

Lil D today at 22:44
WHY NOT?

bludnut today at 22:46
AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lil D today at 22:47
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHASK;LDKS;LAMDLAMSLMD'LN K'LAS DLASPK F

I LOVE YOU!! o.o

bludnut today at 22:48
DONT SAY IT UNLESS YO MEAN IT

Lil D today at 22:50
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHOULDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MARRYYYYYYYYYYY

bludnut today at 22:53
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNLYYYYYYYYYY IIIIIFFFFFFF IIIITT SAYS WE ARRRR MARRIED ON YOUR PROFILE

Lil D today at 22:54
WHEREEEEEEEEEE ISSSSSSSS YOURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!?

I could do this all day ^^
 

DeletedUser13939

Guest
Deception, you really should look up PurpleDurple..

Oh well

First I got this to one of my restartmessages: (I'm the one typing in blue, my coplayer in black. Also, after the first blue text it's me still writing, I always mess up the blue text :icon_sad:)

[spoil] [/spoil]

Then his Tribeleader sent me this..

[spoil][/spoil]

The first player then sent me a message titled WAN**R

[spoil][/spoil]

I laughed at the fact that he doesn't know his history very well. America dropped the bomb, not the British. :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
LMAO Lil D, your funny. That guy must be stupid you went from playing the game from 8 years to 12 years and back down to 7 years :p

and thats why when you see the whole convo i was repeatedly trying to find out when he started for real so it would become even clearer that he was talking nonsense.

oh and that convo has escalated into severe crap very quickly!
 

DeletedUser18543

Guest
and thats why when you see the whole convo i was repeatedly trying to find out when he started for real so it would become even clearer that he was talking nonsense.

oh and that convo has escalated into severe crap very quickly!

it was/is awesome though :p
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Sent to a member of mine, Suprised he took that much time to write it ;p

He didn't write it. That's Nauzhror's restart mail, someone else just grabbed it. The rank 1 6 times is accurate for Nauzhror, but not for whoever sent it to your member.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
This guy is a continent away from me and wants me to restart.

Fish is my only love today at 22:49
you should restart as soon as possible.
youve went for pts waaay to early and your just going to get farmed.
is you restart you will be in an easier area.

from,
a helpfull person

Decepticon today at 23:11
What is this restart you speak of?

Fish is my only love today at 23:15
aparently its a new fád, appalently you just go "settings, start over" and then just follow the instruction.

its in you rbest interest due to your pt whoring atm

Decepticon today at 23:18
I try what you say and follow instruction like you say but did not work.

What is this pt whoring?

Fish is my only love today at 23:25
dont try to deceit me! i know your past experience!
i watch peoples i do :-D

Decepticon today at 23:28
Yes, i have the past experience like you say but i still dont know of this restart or pt whoring thing you speak of.

Fish is my only love today at 23:35
seems strange. but i suppose its normal for you.
:-D

Decepticon today at 23:39
What seems strange?

Fish is my only love today at 23:51
thats funny. i cant even remember!
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The Distracter on 08.04. at 18:26
nevermind

makototamada on 08.04. at 18:24
What is restart?

The Distracter on 08.04. at 18:23
are you sure you don't know how to restart?

makototamada on 08.04. at 18:21
I am from Japan

The Distracter on 08.04. at 18:20
on top of the page chooose SETTING

Setting => Start Over => enter password => Press ok

Where are you from?


makototamada on 08.04. at 18:18
not undestand

The Distracter on 08.04. at 18:18
go to Settings => choose start over from the left column => enter you password and press ok :)

makototamada on 08.04. at 18:15
How I can restart?

The Distracter on 08.04. at 18:13
Hi my friend :)

I see that you are in my 7*7. :) Telling you the truth I'm an aggressive player who usually manages to clear everyone in my 7*7. I'm not telling that I'm better than you :) It's just that I am 24/7 active and attacking is my playing style :) I wanna ask you to restart please. Then you can be in a better location far from unwanted wars :) Hope you understand, this message wasn't a threat but it was a friendly request :)

If you don't know how to restart, go to setting, start over, enter password and press ok :)hope you have lots of fun.

Regards,
eLe
 

DeletedUser55663

Guest
JarodTheTerrible today at 00:10
Hello sir/Ma'am

How is it?
I would like you to join my tribe. I think you have the potential to succeed in my tribe and i need you. You look fairly good at this game. What do you say? Join?

You can apply by talking to me.

He foud my alias :eek:

He's also just outside my 7*7 :spear:
 

DeletedUser18543

Guest
The Distracter on 08.04. at 18:26
nevermind

makototamada on 08.04. at 18:24
What is restart?

The Distracter on 08.04. at 18:23
are you sure you don't know how to restart?

makototamada on 08.04. at 18:21
I am from Japan

The Distracter on 08.04. at 18:20
on top of the page chooose SETTING

Setting => Start Over => enter password => Press ok

Where are you from?


makototamada on 08.04. at 18:18
not undestand

The Distracter on 08.04. at 18:18
go to Settings => choose start over from the left column => enter you password and press ok :)

makototamada on 08.04. at 18:15
How I can restart?

The Distracter on 08.04. at 18:13
Hi my friend :)

I see that you are in my 7*7. :) Telling you the truth I'm an aggressive player who usually manages to clear everyone in my 7*7. I'm not telling that I'm better than you :) It's just that I am 24/7 active and attacking is my playing style :) I wanna ask you to restart please. Then you can be in a better location far from unwanted wars :) Hope you understand, this message wasn't a threat but it was a friendly request :)

If you don't know how to restart, go to setting, start over, enter password and press ok :)hope you have lots of fun.

Regards,
eLe


that was awesome xD
 

DeletedUser

Guest
no one is sending me any :( i even put it on my profile and as a village name. Boohoo *sobs* no one wants me, no one ever wanted me :(
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Read this guys best this one could win awards , in this the guy declares war at with with bp still not over :d

oule today at 00:18
hello my friend if you the duke or if your not then can you please past this onto him



i am the leader of my tribe [ally]f.f[/ally]

can you please get him to mail me so we can sort this problem out
but right now one off your members has just put your tribe at risk by us and our allys




homcgra on 08.04. At 23:34
now, we are in the same 7*7 which generates some problems for both of us, but i will propose you a deal. There is two offers, which will suit both of us:


You are quite new to the game:
This gives you a problem, as i intend to do extensive farming in my area.

This is easily avoided by restarting. Restarting this early gives you absolutely no setback, actually in your current situation only positive things: I will not be near. It is only a small percentage of the players in tw who farm extensively, and the chance that you run into another one by restarting is very slim, and you will not waste your time defending against me.

To restart go to settings - start over and enter your password in the box provided.

If you do this, then i will gladly provide you with some tips and tricks for you.

You intend on extensive farming:
You will understand that two guys farming in the same area, is a setback for both of us. I will therefore ask you to restart.

By restarting you don't just do me a favor, you do yourself one too, giving you a better chance of a good start. There will be a huge chance that you end up in a much better area than this one.

I hope you will think seriously about this, as there is no downside for anyone by doing this this early.

Kind regards,

[player]homcgra[/player]

savagesubzero on 08.04. At 23:40
really mate this is the leader off [ally]f.f[/ally]

very nice mail indeed tho right now i would reconsider unless you can take down us and our allys

so if there a problem mail me leader off the tribe

savagesubzero on 08.04. At 23:41
o by the way my names [player]oule[/player]

homcgra on 08.04. At 23:43
tell me when the account sit is over, i'll talk to the owner ;)

savagesubzero on 08.04. At 23:44
and i wonder how your duke will be feeling when you tell him you just asked a top 20s tribe memeber to restart mate really think next time i will let this go

savagesubzero on 08.04. At 23:46
the account will not restart too

homcgra on 08.04. At 23:48
sure bud ^ ^

savagesubzero on 08.04. At 23:49
please dont ask any off my memebrs to restart again
understood?

Thanks you

[player]oule[/player]
leader of [ally]f.f[/ally]

homcgra on 08.04. At 23:50
ok i wont, now please stop reading other peoples mails ^ ^

savagesubzero on 08.04. At 23:51
dont worry i know you wont cause il have sub zero tell me

homcgra on 08.04. At 23:59
hello, to the actual subzero, i have been talking to your leader he is quite childish and dimwitted ^ ^, hopefully your smart enough to restart, cheers
[player]homcgra[/player]


homcgra today at 00:00
i thought you wouldnt read the mail ;)

savagesubzero today at 00:02
*sigh mate childish doubt it you its called syanding up now rea;;y stop mailing before you put your tribe in a bad position you think you can just tell anyone what to do go see your tribe before you speak really dont put yourself at risk

now i can promisse you now that the real subzreo will not be restarting as k54 is he k that we are based in so you can forget that you try and farm any off my players and il see it you and your tribe will be attacked by us

good day

homcgra today at 00:04
well, i think that will be his decision ^ ^

savagesubzero today at 00:04
sigh his or her you mean :p

savagesubzero today at 00:05
and i doubt any player on tw will restart cause you asked

that like saying your tribe in the same k as me disbanned it

savagesubzero today at 00:06
now your going dig yourself in a bigger hole on this topic and it is going end up making me contact your tribe council and talk to them about it cause i dont think they would like it at all

savagesubzero today at 00:09
so now you can contact your duke and tell him to mail me to see what your tribe has to say for your actions

homcgra today at 00:11
why do you keep rambling on :s, just let your noob member restart :)

savagesubzero today at 00:14
uhm no i repect my memebers and i treat all equal i treat them as my rl friend in the tribe i treat them all the same noob memebers nah i wouldnt say that

lets think
no i wont let my memebrs restart if someone try and makes them cause every memeber has my full support behind them

restart quickly today at 00:22
i am the duke

oule today at 00:22
great

oule today at 00:23
can you please have a chat with your memebr like i mean no harm but i dont want him to put yous at risk

restart quickly today at 00:23
what do you want me to speak to him about?

oule today at 00:24
read the following mail ive been talking to him he trying to mail one off my members to restart cause him /her is near him

restart quickly today at 00:25
so?

oule today at 00:26
i can speak for my tribe when i say sub zero will not restart and that i would repect if yous would not mail my memebers with such things

[player]oule[/player]
leader of [ally]f.f[/ally]

restart quickly today at 00:28
hmm , i dont care , if you member doesnt start , my tribe's troops will love to dine at your villages :)

restart quickly today at 00:28
restart*

oule today at 00:29
homcgra today at 00:24
im thinking, your a whining noob ^ ^
savagesubzero today at 00:20
stop calling him/her a noob and stop putting your tribe at risk realy think your tribe will be pissed at you cause you didnt think before you speak
homcgra today at 00:15
its a game, friends mean alot on here ^ ^, im sure once your noob comes back he will restart. :|

he calls me a noob again and i will declare war

[player]oule[/player]
leader of [ally]f.f[/ally]

oule today at 00:30
yeah good luck cause us and our allys fight together

restart quickly today at 00:30
you are a noob

oule today at 00:31
sigh when i was just thinking i was talking to a proper leader you end up being a child

restart quickly today at 00:32
urm i am a child , 17 years old

oule today at 00:33
well start acting 17
 
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