Funny In-game messages.

stellro

Guest
Well Im not the only one under the threat of hellohello - a couple of others including Sylb has received the same threat.

Theres goes our top 20 ranking :icon_sad::icon_eek::icon_redface:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Ah, the banter around here is good, unlike the w24 forum- nice job stellro
 

DeletedUser

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Description of tribe
n-ro


Dont Touch Im n-ro's slave


hehe wrote:

n-ro today at 14:57
very nice :) I finally will have wat i deserve,
when will i have world domination???

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Age: 16
Gender: male
Location: UK

Personal text
In the process of being nobled by n-ro


Quite interesting.:icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser18970

Guest
hes only 16 omg i thought he'd be like 40 something:icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser44567

Guest
Description of tribe
n-ro


Dont Touch Im n-ro's slave


hehe wrote:

n-ro today at 14:57
very nice :) I finally will have wat i deserve,
when will i have world domination???

Profile
Age: 16
Gender: male
Location: UK

Personal text
In the process of being nobled by n-ro


Quite interesting.:icon_rolleyes:

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omg!! said:
king.Ari today at 13:50
U r only 16 yrs old!
n-ro today at 17:06
no
king.Ari today at 17:12
so why some one wrote that ur 16 and from UK?
n-ro today at 17:15
coz he wanted I guess..
and I'm not from the UK
 

Ceemorr

Guest
This one tickled a lot of our players, for the record it is about the scuffle between Barn and HiPPoS.

I apologise for the length but I was not the author, it was a circular mail to Barn and their academy:

"johnythefish today at 22:39

Members of Barn,

You may or may not be aware that your tribe is at war with Hippos. Though "war" may not be the correct word to use to describe what is happening. It is more of a personal vendetta being carried out by your duke Ceemorr.

Our tribes at one point, considered each other to be permanent allies. We did very well together in completely dismantling the entire OMV family. In fact, the formation of Hippos can be attributed to distraction provided by Barn early in the war. It was because of this appreciation for what Barn did, that we tried so hard to reason and negotiate with Ceemorr when he began to argue with our leadership.

At the very end of our war on OMV, around the time OMV changed their tribe names to WISH and RRRB, Ceemorr attempted to lay down the peace terms to WISH/RRRB. All but one of Hippos had heard nothing of these terms when WISH/RRRB had already began complying to them. So we were understandably confused and upset when WISH/RRRB contacted us telling us we were breaking the terms of the peace agreement. Especially considering Hippos were doing the majority of the fighting, and all of the nobling during the war.

The peace terms got off to a bad start, and continued to progress poorly. Hippos made attempts to negotiate the terms with Ceemorr, and communications problems and childish arguments between Ceemorr and various members of our leadership (usually johnythefish). Hippos had a number of problems with the terms, but the main problem was that they were proposed to WISH/RRRB entirely too early in the war, yet we still attempted to work with them. Many of their members, esp those of their leadership, were still under the idea that they were winning the war. I experienced this personally as I was a Baron in RRRB for a short while (one of the terms was that WISH and RRRB had to allow a Barn and Hippos rep into their tribe to keep an eye on their forums), and despite my best attempts to be helpful and diplomatic, I was treated with nothing but disrespect and arrogance, and I was eventually dismissed from the tribe without a word from anyone.

That was a direct breaking of the terms, even as Ceemorr had proposed them. Yet when we went back to war on WISH/RRRB, Barn (Ceemorr) did not join us. He started to secretly support RRRB's front line against Hippos. He continued to argue with our leaders. In fact, I would say all, if not nearly all of our leaders talked with him personally, trying to reason with him. Trying to negotiate something that we could agree on. Yet all talks with each of us ended the same way- with Ceemorr name calling and making childish threats. He continued to do this for weeks until finally constant threats, recruiting of refugees, and nobling barbarian villages as far south as K93 well within our borders. We were not even allowing our own members to noble barbarian villages in K93 during the war, so Hippos took the village back from Ceemorr. Ceemorr then declared war on Hippos with absolutely zero preperation.

Here are the current results of that war:
Hippos villages lost: 6
Barn villages lost: 73
-taken from twstats.com

Several Barn players in K83 have been reduced to 1 to 3 villages. Yet, as you can read from Ceemorr himself in this public forum thread, he treats the entire war, as well as the losses from these players, with care-free arrogance. I encourage all of you to read this thread in its entirety. It is a very good overview of the war, and the attitudes of those involved:
http://forum.tribalwars.net/showthread.php?t=80466

Here's the bottom line.
Maybe you share Ceemorr's feelings on this war. Maybe you dont mind putting your players at risk for nobling, and dont mind losing a reckless and hopeless war. Thats fine. We will continue to fight you, and noble our way up to northern K83, and continue the war into K73.

However, if you agree that Ceemorr has acted childishly, taken his role as the leader of your tribe as a joke, and has carelessly put your members at needless risk, then we are willing to negotiate with you.

-Ceemorr can no longer exist in this world. This term we are not willing to negotiate. His character flaws and past actions have put him into a situation that we simply can not forgive. This mail is not a secret. We are sending it to Ceemorr as well. So this can happen in two ways: 1. Ceemorr can deactivate his account and immediately quit the world. 2. If Ceemorr refuses to quit, the members of Barn must rim him themselves. Barn may select whoever else they like as their new leader.

-tigerg has been nothing but kind and lighthearted in my experience. Yet ironically enough, she is married to Ceemorr. So as much as it saddens me, she must share Ceemorr's fate. Assuming the two are sharing internet connections, we can not risk that ceemorr will try to continue to have influence in the game using his wife's account.

-Barn must stay out of K83. Those you recruited as refugees will be allowed to stay with Barn. However, they must not noble new villages outside of their clusters. If they wish to expand further than their current clusters, they must do so in other continents, such as K73. No new recruiting in K83 will be allowed. And obviously, no members of Barn in 73 are permitted to noble their way into 83.

Thats it. No required name changes, no forced alliances or family associations. We only want the offender from Barn (who unfortunately happens to be your duke) eradicated. And for you to concede to us the K we worked so hard for. If you can agree to this and put it in action, we will officially have a cease fire.

Questions or any other comments are encouraged. Please send them to johnythefish or Wibz.

Until we hear an agreement, and begin to see Ceemorr nobled(or deactivated), the war between Hippos and Barn continues.

-Written by Wibz, sent by johnythefish. Co-dukes of Hippos."

Perhaps I should quit world 14.

I dont think they like me.

:icon_biggrin:
 

Ceemorr

Guest
If you have any consideration for those you lead, you will. Im gunna put this in our war thread also.

Have the decency to post it in full, I didn't paraphrase your nonsense.

Next time you try this sort of thing please remember that most TW players get bored by the second (you lose most by the sixth) paragraph and just close the message.

So my advice is to put the bits you want them to read at the start.

:icon_smile:
 

stellro

Guest
cant believe this guy fell for the end bit - I expect this to be my entertainment for the day:

Please cease fire said:
G1LGAM3SH on 14.08. at 18:03
You are a tribal diplomat. Please pass this on to your leader.

If I do not get a response shortly, I will contact one of them directly if my liege has not already.

Please stop attacking my mates.

Put your people to a real test and take out someone stronger. It's pointless to "prove yourself" to people by taking out small tribes or just individual players of them.

Yes, we are grateful you replaced ETOF but we are also UNgrateful because you replaced their problems with us with those of your own.

Take on someone like TYE, otherwise the people appointing these missions are softer than the patsies carrying out the orders.

In any case. I request for a Non-Aggression-Pact, at the least, even just a verbal one... Heck, if you'd like we could merge into you. At this point we wouldn't mind.

Stellro on 14.08. at 20:29
lol.

Do you think barking orders at me will get you your own way!??!?!?!

[player]Stellro[/player]
Duke of [ally]~GOH~[/ally]

G1LGAM3SH today at 07:09
Notice the difference in verbage and punctuation. I do not feel I am the one barking.

It's called an iron fist and a golden heart. I am diplomatic by nature. I see I now need to go over your head.

I'm not looking for my way. Either way is my way.

Barking isn't "Please" "Heck, if you'd like" "we could"

"grateful" "request" "even just"

Stellro today at 09:58
your funny.

Attacks will not stop - infact they will increase due to your efforts - well done ;p

Stellro today at 10:43
Honestly you may have started this with good intentions and feel that your efforts may aid these 'friends' however the issue you have brought is for your own tribe and the players in the vacinity of k84 - of course - you being such a small player in a far away cont may feel secure - but I assure you the others in your tribe will not feel that safety blanket because of your actions.

G1LGAM3SH today at 18:08
You're an ass.

I suppose it's true. Ignorance and arrogance go hand-in-hand.

Stellro today at 20:33
hahahahaha.

Made my day. ;p

All the best ;p

Stellro today at 20:36
[player]IanDadams[/player] has said she will stop attacking Incsan now - the rim is too far.

Hope this helps in your quest.

G1LGAM3SH today at 20:37
Thank you.

G1LGAM3SH today at 20:38
As the saying goes, "It's only funny 'cause it's true."

Stellro today at 20:39
lol - your great.

Shes not attacking him bcoz she rimmed him - bless - and your a leader.

Perhaps this isnt the game for you??? The olympics is on - why dont you have a look at one of those sports for a passtime?

Stellro today at 20:50
Because uve amused me Im willing to give you another go.

What is it you want from GOH???

G1LGAM3SH today at 20:59
I just want all attacks to stop, that is all. Whatever you want in return can be negotiated amongst our tribe.

Stellro today at 21:35
no.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Hahahahaha wow! Love it! My favorite part is the last two messages.
"Please stop! We give you all!!"
"No."
Pretty much how it went down :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
*LOL*

Stellro>
it´s the normal Olympics, I think he needs to go to the Special Olympics *LOL*

nice joke about "stop the atacks now, the rim is to far away" PRICELESS ;op

Wanna join my tribe, we could use a jester like you to keep the lvl of insanity down a bit? ;o) (as you can see of the top 15 thread, I got PLENTY of it as it is)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
*LOL*

Stellro>
it´s the normal Olympics, I think he needs to go to the Special Olympics *LOL*

nice joke about "stop the atacks now, the rim is to far away" PRICELESS ;op

Wanna join my tribe, we could use a jester like you to keep the lvl of insanity down a bit? ;o) (as you can see of the top 15 thread, I got PLENTY of it as it is)

You can't have him, everyone loves stellro! :icon_wink: Seriously :icon_redface:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
why you little... I´ll... I´ll.. hmm.. I´ll send you a ram, YES, ,that is what I´m gonna do.. HA. take THAT!!

ohh.. wait.. I don´t have rams.. only points..

I´ll send you POINTS then.. HA.. take THAT! :icon_eek:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
why you little... I´ll... I´ll.. hmm.. I´ll send you a ram, YES, ,that is what I´m gonna do.. HA. take THAT!!

ohh.. wait.. I don´t have rams.. only points..

I´ll send you POINTS then.. HA.. take THAT! :icon_eek:

Oh no not points :icon_eek:

You better watch out, recruiting my duke is an act of war. :icon_twisted: As soon as I build a brothel and recruit some escorts I'm sending my nobles, you just wait! :lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Oh no not points :icon_eek:

You better watch out, recruiting my duke is an act of war. :icon_twisted: As soon as I build a brothel and recruit some escorts I'm sending my nobles, you just wait! :lol:

Are your nobles taking the escorts with them??? :icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Are your nobles taking the escorts with them??? :icon_biggrin:

Of course! I don't use noble trains... just one noble and a bunch of escorts and the village is mine, they are really good escorts :icon_wink:
 
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DeletedUser

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He He.. remind me to merge with you guys when come a bit closer to you..
you got the right amount of insanity needet to join ;op
 

DeletedUser

Guest
He He.. remind me to merge with you guys when come a bit closer to you..
you got the right amount of insanity needet to join ;op

I had to look at the dominance map, thanks again Odoakar, we'll see you in a few years :icon_wink: Until then, you can be our academy tribe if you want :lol::lol::lol:
 
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