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Second Update:

The following events happened at 13:35 TW time:

Mao* stood over his his lv3 fort and watched two comrades work endlessly a few meters away from him. His village was doing well. His comrades were working with a vigor unseen since that all-you-can-eat buffet two months ago.
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Chairman, we have a messenger here who wants to see you.
What for comrade?
He is from (name taken out to protect someone's reputation). He comes to join The Red Tide.
I see comrade, welcome him in.
The doors open and a goofy looking guy walks in that reminds Mao* of Chiang Kai-Shek.
Sup Mao*?
How dare you speak to me like that comrade?
Hey man, calm down. Ima just here to say my boss wants to join yo cause dog.
Dog? DOG? That is an insult in Chinese. To the PIT!!!
Hey! Wha? GAHHHHHH!!!
To a comrade nearby...
Comrade, send (name taken out to protect someone's reputation) a note of approval. Our cause is expanding.
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With another comrade for his cause, Mao* begins to survey his surroudings...
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As he surveyed his surroudings, our glorious leader, Mao*, was approached again...
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The following events happened at 13:52 TW time:
Chairman, Comrade (the same guy's name from earlier on) has left our cause!
What? How could he? Does he not understand the power of our cause? Comrade, from now on, Comrade (you know who) will no longer be called Comrade, or even Ex-Comrade. He will be called...a...CAPITALIST!!!
*gasps*
Chairman, are you sure?
Do not question me again Comrade or I shall throw you into our pit.
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After such a betrayal, our great leader ordered our Comrades to patrol the city (holding nice looking spears of course) to prevent the infiltration of any 'capitalist spies'.
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(see that little guy right next to our great harvest? That is Comrade Lee.)
 
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A little story:

Comrade Lee's Adventures
He's being debriefed after a little something happened


So what happened?
I stood guard by the warehouse per Mao's instructions holding my shiny new spear (Made in China of course). I stood erect, and with a book of Mao's Sayings in one hand. Then, I saw a peasant walk slowly...READING!!!
Good Mao Comrade. What happened next?
Well, I approached him and told him not to read. He looked at me with eyes that were not dull and empty! Our propoganda and the our speakers giving off the continuos sound of falling water failed to zombify him. (yes, zombify is a word approved by Mao*) So I followed the Book of Mao and put him under arrest using Rule #1, and then I followed with Rule #2 and topped it off with Rule #3.
Amazing Comrade. To use three rules so skillfully. Chairman Mao* will be pleased.

Rule #1: If a Comrade or Chairman Mao* sees a person. That person can now be legally put under arrest.
Rule #2: Any person can be beaten. Mao* is not a person. He is a Chair-MAN
Rule #3: If a weapon 'misfires' in the hands of a Comrade or in the hands of Chairman Mao*, that person will get a new weapon.

Then what happened Comrade Lee?
Well Comrade, after shoo-
After your pistol misfired what did you do Comrade?
Oh yes. Thank you Comrade for reminding me. After my pistol misfired, a few villagers noticed it. Which caused my pistol to misfire a few more times. I even had to reload my pistol again to finish my misfiring.
I do believe that your recent acts require a new weapon. For your 'unfortunate actions', you will be punished through the promotion to Honored Comrade Lee. We hope the burden of honor will be your downfall Comrade.
Alas Comrade, I fear it might be.

Just a quick glimpse into life in Beijing.

PS: I'm going to need a few volunteers to join TRT for some things I have planned.
 

DeletedUser

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Third Update: The Rise of THE RED TIDE

My tribal wars side of me is kicking in. It's telling me that 'confisticating' that lumber mill was unsmart and that roleplaying too much is also unsmart. So from here on out, our glorious leader has decreed to play W45 with more skill.

That is all for now Comrades.

The following events occured on 14:46 TW time:
Chairman, CIC1 has come to visit.
Really comrade? Welcome him in. But do a background check on him to see if he is a CAPITALIST!!!
Yes Chairman.
Messenger walks in
(NOTE: The following conversation was not scripted but rather on the spot. Thankfully CIC1 decided to also roleplay for fun :icon_biggrin:. Also, scroll all the way down to the bottom of the two picture chat and read up.)
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Chairman, what should we do now?
(lengthy silence that usually proceeds an 'Off to the PIT!!!' moment)
Comrade...
Yes, Chairman?
Off to the PIT with you!!!
Why?
Just didn't want to ruin with my life melody. You know Feng Shui, Yin Yang, Qi and all that stuff.
Gahhhhh!!!
Anyways, call in the Generals!
(they assemble)
Comrades. I have discovered which CAPITALIST!!! is behind this: Unfearful
Is it true Chairman?
Yes Comrades. We shall bring fear into CAPITALIST Unfearful's unfearful life.
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And with that, Mao* began calling for his fellow Party Members. The first of which was: abdi509
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His eagerness knew no bounds...
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DeletedUser

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I must admit, it is somewhat amusing, and you don't even have too many haters :icon_eek:
 

DeletedUser

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Envisionise said:
I must admit, it is somewhat amusing, and you don't even have too many haters :icon_eek:
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:) Well I got flamed a lot at the beginning. But I hope those flamers have decided agains their ways and have acknowledged the dominance of Mao*

Edit: Added the smiley ^^
 

DeletedUser70102

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Very Very nice.

I expect you to be around for a long time so i can read your stories.

Please continue with this :)
 

DeletedUser

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:lol: :lol: Nice.

One thing though, You guys are capitalist by default. :icon_razz:
 

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Battle2die said:
Very Very nice.

I expect you to be around for a long time so i can read your stories.

Please continue with this :)
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:) I'll be around. If I get to being more active and playing seriously.

thirsty said:
:lol: :lol: Nice.

One thing though, You guys are capitalist by default. :icon_razz:
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Our Glorious Leader is above default. His default is a glorious one: communism

Hmmm...update?
 

DeletedUser

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Do you even know what you are doing?

You're giving the REAL TW communist community a bad name.. STOP THAT!

For reference I offer both lessons in tribalwars and socialism in my spare time.
 
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Kim Il Sung said:
Do you even know what you are doing?

You're giving the REAL TW communist community a bad name.. STOP THAT!

For reference I offer both lessons in tribalwars and socialism in my spare time.
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And you are said communist? Have you ever lived in a communist country? More importantly, have you lived in China?

Oh, and our great leader asks if you are Chinese.
 

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UPDATE!!!

Mao*'s Anger

A picture of our glorious leader!!! All Hail Chairman Mao!!! May He Live Forever! His pure greatness forces me to post his un-edited picture here (although I may decide to remove that pimple on his chin...but then again, that mere pimple holds more revolutionary ideas than me alone :(
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Comrades, Honored Comrade Lee has proven the worth of spear holding, pistol weilding, troops. I will have moar!!!
Yes Chairman!
Begin contruction immediately. Let Honored Comrade Lee himself build it.
Yes Chairman!
(one party member)
Ummm, Chairman?
Yes Comrade?
Wouldn't this sort of create a new class of people?
Why Comrade, that is just preposter...
(lengthy silence)
Off to the PIT!!!
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Honored Comrade Lee hard at work.


Mao* has realized that some party members have been tainted with CAPITALISM!!! and therefore has hired a juggler to juggle two balls and mesmerize all the party leaders. (unfortunately, due to a clay deficiency, we couldn't hire the juggler that could juggle three balls :(
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Honored Comrade Lee also attended. Unfortunately, his pistol misfired again. As punishment, he was promoted to Party Member Lee.


Chairman Mao* now began to search for other CAPITALISTS!!! in his purge. He however, found the greatest insult to him yet. Those CAPITALIST!!! dogs have infiltrated his village and planted an icom of Chirstianity and CAPITALISM!!! Yes, Comrades, a chirstmas tree.
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Frustrated by this, our glorious leader sent Comrade Paladin to spread communism before the CAPITALIST!!! Unfortunately, Comrade Paladin wasn't well recieved.
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Chairman Mao*'s anger knew no bounds...
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The PLA (People's Liberation Army) began to mobilize...
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The Party Members were notified...
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China will go to war...
 
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corpus13 said:
And you are said communist? Have you ever lived in a communist country? More importantly, have you lived in China?

Oh, and our great leader asks if you are Chinese.
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No, not Chinese. I am a Hoxhaist, not a Maoist.
 
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oh man, i loled when i saw the last reply was made by Kim Il Sung
I thought to myself "this is getting so much better".
but this was the best part.
Hoxhaist
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He died like two years before my birth. oO
Kim Il Sung said:
Do you even know what you are doing?

You're giving the REAL TW communist community a bad name.. STOP THAT!

For reference I offer both lessons in tribalwars and socialism in my spare time.
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Our Glorious Leader is above default. His default is a glorious one: communism

Hmmm...update?
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When you look at the map your tribemates are blue :p
:|
 
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thirsty said:
oh man, i loled when i saw the last reply was made by Kim Il Sung
I thought to myself "this is getting so much better".
but this was the best part.

He died like two years before my birth. oO


When you look at the map your tribemates are blue :p
:|
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Gasp! But our enemies are red!
 
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