Discussion in 'Off-topicaaa' started by darkx, Jun 6, 2015.
Hi LL. My goal to lick Coug was a success.
Did he taste British?
By which I mean did he taste of tea and politeness with a subtle undertone of silent judgement of your behaviour and did you feel an overwhelming desire to queue up for something afterwards?
My life goal has always been to become a racing driver, I'm only a few months away to be completing that. I have a lot of sub goals to go through with it but I'll be happy enough at the first goal
I lost it at the queue up for something one...
He tasted like skin mostly, and there was no silent judgement as he actually enjoyed it I think.
-Have a net worth in excess of $75 million
-Own a yacht
-Go to space
-Set foot on another planet
-Own a Tesla
-Travel the world
-Go to another country
-Become an iron-fisted, yet fair despot of an African nation
-Own a house with a secret room
-Have my stocks go up in price
-Have two kids
I'm going to do it again next month.
Silver that last goal is ridiculous and next to impossible.
That's why it's last.
Maybe he meant for dinner.
Own a business - completed
[spoil]flea market business, but it was legit. we even had to buy insurance because it was an indoor location. we were raking in $100 profit each week. hard to believe I used to wake up at 5am on the weekends
Be a model - completed
Be hugged by pretty girls - completed
Be Time magazine's person of the year - completed
Im a professional licker. I lick walls for a living. Hmu bro i got you
If you ever hit on my boyfriend again I will run you out of the thriving metropolis of Off-Topica faster than you can say "No Don, that's a windmill!"
Hey hey. Share. We're all on the same team here. Everyone should get a turn. I'm a wall licker, my pay is below min wage, cut me some slack i only want that check
Sorry, but I already licked him, so he belongs to me. Rules are rules.
I received a message via the rep system and would like to answer the question posed by my anonymous interlocutor:
Oh, it's not my name, it's just a username that I chose when I signed up for the website.
Obviously... x in rear
I've always mentally said it zin-rer