Life goals & Completed goals

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  1. xinryr

    xinryr Contributing Poster

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    Hi LL. My goal to lick Coug was a success.
     
  2. Lord Lorkhan

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    Did he taste British?
     
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  3. Lord Lorkhan

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    By which I mean did he taste of tea and politeness with a subtle undertone of silent judgement of your behaviour and did you feel an overwhelming desire to queue up for something afterwards? :p
     
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  5. xRedDevil

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    My life goal has always been to become a racing driver, I'm only a few months away to be completing that. I have a lot of sub goals to go through with it but I'll be happy enough at the first goal
     
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  6. xinryr

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    I lost it at the queue up for something one...

    He tasted like skin mostly, and there was no silent judgement as he actually enjoyed it I think.
     
  7. Cougarbrit

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    Be licked.

    Was licked.
     
  8. -Have a net worth in excess of $75 million
    -Own a yacht
    -Go to space
    -Set foot on another planet
    -meet aliens
    -Own a Tesla
    -Travel the world
    -Go to another country
    -Become an iron-fisted, yet fair despot of an African nation
    -Destroy TW
    -Own a house with a secret room
    -Have my stocks go up in price
    -Be married
    -Have two kids
     
  9. xinryr

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    I'm going to do it again next month.

    Silver that last goal is ridiculous and next to impossible.
     
  10. That's why it's last.
     
  11. MasterFire

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    Maybe he meant for dinner.
     
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    Own a business - completed
    [spoil]flea market business, but it was legit. we even had to buy insurance because it was an indoor location. we were raking in $100 profit each week. hard to believe I used to wake up at 5am on the weekends
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    Be a model - completed
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    Be hugged by pretty girls - completed
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    Be Time magazine's person of the year - completed
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  13. darkx

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    Im a professional licker. I lick walls for a living. Hmu bro i got you
     
  14. xinryr

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    If you ever hit on my boyfriend again I will run you out of the thriving metropolis of Off-Topica faster than you can say "No Don, that's a windmill!"
     
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  15. darkx

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    Hey hey. Share. We're all on the same team here. Everyone should get a turn. I'm a wall licker, my pay is below min wage, cut me some slack i only want that check
     
  16. xinryr

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    Sorry, but I already licked him, so he belongs to me. Rules are rules.
     
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  17. xinryr

    xinryr Contributing Poster

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    I received a message via the rep system and would like to answer the question posed by my anonymous interlocutor:

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    Oh, it's not my name, it's just a username that I chose when I signed up for the website.
     
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    Obviously... x in rear
     
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    I've always mentally said it zin-rer