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A Long Sneaky Production. Hiss.....
I joined W71 as a solo account just to goof off and have fun. Alas, would I know now how wrong I was. Well I was slowly growing my one village when I contacted Crim about joining Contra. Unfortunately I was in a bad location and would be isolated. I ignored this and went ahead, seeking to join a tribe with some experience and some recognizable names. As the world went on I realized Contra was not the tribe for me. I disagreed with a few things leadership was doing and isolated as I was I just drained tribal support and was helping no one. I decided to leave. I thought before that I would just fight it out until I was gone and quit, but nah too much time was put in to the account.
How differently the world might have been if I had quit though, makes you wonder... Anyway, being the right choice or not, it was made. In a few weeks I was part of NS council, we did well at first, but I was addicted to the recruit button, It was a drug and I couldn't stop!!! I was insatiable, but also looking for blood in any war I could find. We started warring on all fronts in NS and it was slowly draining me strength. At one point I had ten sits. I overreached, trying to squeeze the whole world into my palm and shaking it like a magic eight ball. The eight ball said no, and I was doomed! I was so scared, the world is falling apart, the Universe is coming after me, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Oh look, Casually Gaming wants to chat. So the talks began, and a few members said they would come over. I knew it was a risk, but I was blinded by my insatiable lust for recruitment. It had become part of me, entwined around me like a snake.... This snake went to sleep in the nice, warm, luscious sun, and lo and behold NS was gone. I was disenhearted, I had failed my tribe. I slithered away to my my hole to think... I fought and fought, but my former members unleashed their rage and nukes after nukes rained down. Nobles after nobles I killed, but alas. They had recruited the mongoose, and they got me. Slowly I was diminished and I gave my villages to Khan. Oh the irony when Contra recruited my close friend Captain Noble. Let the mass recruit begin!!! Along with Lord Pinder and Twinto94, slowly we will eat Contra from the inside. I shed my bad snakeskin and became anew, wiser, faster, stronger. I was ready to squeeze the world! I spread propaganda, leaked info, and soon they began to be annoyed...
Yes I am haunting the area, I never go away. Oh no, what's this. Turkmenbeyi has left. Soon the Khan east would surge forward and move in on Contra. Step 2 is complete. What's this? Venus declares? Step 3 complete. (This I predicted, not actually had a hand in). Another cog fals into place. As we leave, Contra is ripped in half, never will they become something to win with. They may stay on, but their time is over.My mission of tearing Contra in half is complete. I'm avenged and now the Ronin has fulfilled his purpose. No snake left behind.
To illustrate the infiltration I give you this~
Every Who down in Whoville liked recruiting ex-NS a lot, but Mayhem, who lived just north of Whoville - did not. Mayhem hated Contra - the whole Contra-being. Now, please don't ask why; everyone knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his heart was two sizes too small. But, whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, he stood there hating the Whos. Staring down from his cave, with a sour grinchy frown, at the warm, lighted windows below in their town. For he knew that every Who down in Whoville beneath was busy now, hanging a holly who wreath.
Mayhem could not stand the noises. They plotted and plotted, but all the plans were faulted. Suddenly, Mayhem stood up grinchily humming, for their new plan was cunning.
Mayhem: All I need is a spy
Mayhem looked around, but since spies are scarce, there was none to be found. Did that stop Mayhem? Ha! Mayhem simply said...
Mayhem: If I can't find a spy, i'll make one instead.
So he took himself, and took some black thread, and tied a big sign around his head.
It was as easy as that, the bait had a bite, and Crim had sent an invite.
It was a success, as the member found his way into Whoville according to plan. He had to wait and plan till the time was right. It was longer than he wanted, but for his revenge no time was too long
All their windows were dark. No one knew I had been there. All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care... when he came to the first little house on the square.
Khan was stop number 1!
And then they just kept on coming!!
Venus declares!
They're finding out now that Contra is screwed! They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, "Boo Hoo."
Long Live Mayhem!!
Theme song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v1zuIYNoFw
I have become a complete snake!! I am crazy, I am psychotic!! I'm coming to Squeeze YOU!
Credits:
Producer- Mayhem
Extras- Duke, Lord Pinder, Twinto94, Khan, Venus
