Oliver Cromwell declares on Lensx

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Listen to your own advice.
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My troops just recently returned from a NOW empty LensX villa. BURN SCUM, BURN

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I don't get OD, I GET OS-Opponents surrendered, because troops don't want to fight my vastly superior army. They couldn't hit them if they tried, because I'M A BOSS

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LOLOL! Evil THIS is what u were talking about the other day??? haha! I can see why u were laughing then. GO GO LENS!!! For better effect kill him with spider nukes. It will make defeat that much worse for him when he gets back from vaca.

And Evil if that spider pix with the snale is real I will NEVER go to Australia. F, as in forget, that!!
 

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its a real picture, but cmon
Australia isn't all bad
we got some kickass beaches down here :)
 

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Evilspinner said:
My troops just recently returned from a NOW empty LensX villa. BURN SCUM, BURN

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this makes me think of fukkireita one of those 10 hour vids on youtube xD
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vampiricsloth said:
this makes me think of fukkireita one of those 10 hour vids on youtube xD
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if anyone can listen to that for 10 hours straight they are worthy of a cookie
 

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Stoned Temple Pilot said:
Complete with sharks and poisonous jellyfish

And Australians ...
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and don't forget the crocodiles in our river beaches near darwin

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oh and the Moray Eels off Queensland, those sucker will leave some decent holes in your limbs if they get a bite in

ooh ooh, and our blue ringed octopus, now thats a deadly venom,
shame that there isnt an anti-venom for it yet :p
was just doing a little searching on our cute octopus, and this line stood out to me, quite liked it
"Victims who live through the first 24 hours generally go on to make a complete recovery"
Doesn't that sound ominous XD
not to mention that, despite being about 5-8 inches in diameter, it has enough venom to kill 26 adult humans. just daaamn
10,000 times more toxic than cyanide O_O

we aussies are SCREWED
 
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Evilspinner said:
Because Lensx is a massive noob and deserves to be sent back to the fiery pits of hell from whence he came (ie. Ireland)



This will NOT end up in a tribal hugs merge like with Pacman, I promise!


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My troops will crush your drunken Irish sods so fast you won't have time to find the Loch Ness Monster!

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You've no chance son, 'cause I'm Severus Cromwell!

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Gawd it sounds horrid lol. I guess you all put up with it because of the beaches and sun.... I think Ill visit Fiji or Hawaii instead.
 

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what?!?

is dozens of deadly animals around every corner not exotic enough for you?
 

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Yeah totally exotic. I'll end up getting bitten by some giant ass poisonousness spider while i flee from the giant ass crocodile which I only encountered due to the giant ass great white shark surrounded with box jellyfish while attempting to wade in the water at the beach. That's my kinda luck. I think I can find another beach lol
 

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You forgot that lil snake sleeping in your boots. :icon_eek:
 
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