Pink are a group of friends in a tribe which has been flitting around the top 5 for a month or so now, who are organised myself (Incomings-) and Callum (.Smiler) after leaving Fade under leadership which was frankly rubbish. We lead this group of players who I have no doubt in, and who I am sure will lay every troop down and give every village for one another. We may not have the best players or the biggest accounts but organisation is everything, and with some allies who we look to work closely with, we believe we can make a serious impact on this world.
I'm sure it may have come to many of your attention that W86 has finally become interesting. Yes, all has become interesting bar a few tribes who are seemingly sitting back and watching their 'friends' go to war.
Anyway, I'm Charlie, co-duke of Pink Unicorns (yes, I did think of the name, and before you make any inappropriate comments what's wrong with unicorns and Pink?), and we have, yes, declared on Faux, who are to my approximations 2.36026616 times bigger than us - to anyone normal that's about 2 and a half times larger than us.
So you may be asking yourself: 'Why on Earth does a smaller tribe declare on a big one?'
Simply enough, we are squished and after certain Faux players thinking that they could attempt to take what they wanted when they wanted, we thought, f*** it, let's shred them.
Faux have admitted to having a weak leadership for some time now, and CD is now in charge; the mass kicking which took place a few days ago, but hey ho here we go. I'm not going to slate anyone, but I hope that Faux will eventually see past the few egotistical players they carry amongst their ranks, who are all gob and have no real ability; I mean, some accounts are just woeful in that tribe.
Alas, here I throw you forward to face the Gods of the Unicorn, who are mighty fine and fantastic. If you wish to end this misery that you will now be entering until you're gone you may accept the surrender clause:
1. You must gift all villages to the one holy Unicorn God.
2. Darren gets eaten by the unicorns and all 'kind regards' from here onwards can go suck some unicorn horn.
3. The Unicorn God must be worshipped forever.
Thankyou, enjoy and feel free to comment. Fight with love and passion.
P.S. - Those of you who are claiming a hug, or whatever can head home. We are not working with DA, so get your facts right.
P.P.S. - 7-0.
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