In honor of the departure the forum's most disliked poster (not recent, I know), I thought I would revive this thread with one last flame.
One day on the forums, my laptop in hand,
I’m fallin off my chair laughin at this nooby man,
Rejected Devil you’re sayin, that players that your takin,
Are lower than the low, is this kid really fakin?
I click on ya stats, count your points on one hand,
And no-tice an attack I wonder: can my wall can withstand?
Fifty spears I think I’m crushed, my walls? They’re down to dust,
Nah I just laugh at your losses you should know I can’t be touched,
So what you want is a fight? I PM you: Sir Mage good night!
Looking at the moniter in the morning, you no-tice a report in sight,
Click on that thing, see the destruction I bring?
A catted down village, man, doesn’t that sting?
Like voices on forums, again here comes the chorus,
Rejected Devil’s trash talking? It just bores us,
We know you like to talk smack,
But what you need is a slap,
I saw your good-bye post, I hope you know that we just stood up and clapped…
Like all rap, sounds better when spoken so you can catch the flow.