Rappin' about, with our wands out Part 1:

forgetaboutit

Guest
Hahaha nice one. You forgot to drop the mic but still A plus material.
 
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mch123

Well-Known Member
Can I get an encore from Professor Dumbledore,
I'm here to deliver you a couple verses more.
'The chosen one' retorts, in the professor's thoughts,
It's time for me to rap said prince of Hogwarts.

In this rap of mine, I want to define,
How Wizard are going to win world eighty nine.
Releasing total pain on those who remain,
Ensuring resistance is completely in vain.

A tribe of magic, we know a few tricks,
We've even recruited, Random Basilisk.
Lord Voldemort's psychological onslaught
Will bring your village count, to a total of naught.

Like our first ambush, on the members of Push!
Whose leadership was worse than George W Bush.
We showed an amateur, how to transfer,
his villages to the legend, Meowitzer.

Their reply was weak, their outlook bleak,
If only they had learned the sniping technique.
But they can't comprehend, how to defend,
And slow this inevitable, downward trend.

So I make this case, put Push! in their place,
And turn this world, into a three horse race.
I want to bring to light, it's not their birthright
The winners of this world, won't be @Night.

To the last two tribes, call me the midwife,
We're about to give birth to the end of LIFE.
Plans I cannot type, till we're ready to strike,
For now I guess it's time for me to *drop the mic*
 
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forgetaboutit

Guest
The crowd is quiet and speechless......it just got real, real quick. Awesome "rap" lol. Got some skills. We may not have the best TW skills but I doubt anyone can match the rap skills. Where you at other tribes?
 

SJDB Noble

Well-Known Member
S J D B
Following on from his neighbour...
Mch 1 2 3

Mic check mic check!
Spears and swords... duck, hit the deck!

HC and archers you say?
Axes, dude, get out the way!
The mounted ones are long departed...
Rams and cats, on walls and farms: I sharted.


So to Hogwarts I was invited
My spliff soon got lighted
Bad English you say? Oh, you know the time zone this way?
Sitter's active.. so send blind.. just hope and pray.

On to wizards, nukes and nobles...
Gobbling up villas.... like Dominos' cheesy dough balls.

Now time for a little story
Relevant, but from the near past...
Won't take me long
The scouts they often PUSH fast!
So Ghio got banned
Seemed his buddies were multi-manned...
Soon the tribe was dead and leaderless
Though on skype.. he did never confess!

So some left, sure to hell they did.
In numbers many stayed.... they bickered and hid!

Now back to the future
Turns out your old tribe 'mates' will try shoot ya
Recently push got faking
Kept me tagging and waking
The alarm then got boring
A few members, quite obviously.. were point whoring..
Troop numbers were low.
Any trains? The answer was NO.

So Dinny got a mail
From the script I became rid
Though he asked me not to threaten him
Told him idc, and that I just DID!

The dirt's now coming loose
Sitting here eating low fat yoghurt... chocolate moose.
The wands are tucked tight...
Magic will come to life, no sleep, there is no night!

We will see who is left.
My nobles, your villas...
Aggravated theft.

So on-wards to fight
For my tongue, probably time to bite.

To the skies I must shout
[removed], I am OUT!
 
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Vodka Shot

Non-stop Poster
Oh its good to be a lyrical genius,
My hands seem to act like my tribalwars p*nis,
Comin' straight through your back door,
F*ckin' everybody when it comes to war,
Controlling these commands,
Have my troops throwin' hands,
People payin' me premium by the thousands,
Just to stay clear from their lands,
But that ain't part of my plans,
So I come rollin' on through on horseback,
Movin' on to your other villas I came looking for a meal not a snack,
Nobleman lowering that loyalty,
New villagers treatin' me like royalty,
I really wanna keep spittin' fire,
But at this stage I'm going to retire,
I'd be scared to hit me back with a verse,
Because I'm afraid I know WIZARDs most lethal curse,
AVADA KEDAVRA and sayonara.
 

geomikajak

Still Going Strong
pfft...you are trippin yes?..listen dude!..maybe a copy of a original..
but his original tw words and voice..all i see is written poems by your mob.
do better then post again..in your new thread yes.
I think this ones been @night thrashed>>
 
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MentosFreshness

Guest
pfft...you are trippin yes?..listen dude!..maybe a copy of a original..
but his original tw words and voice..all i see is written poems by your mob.
do better then post again..in your new thread yes.
I think this ones been @night thrashed>>
Nope lol if he can't think up his own lyrics and has to copy/paste and tweek a few words of another rap.. It's garbage. He can come back when he's able to write his own verses.
 

random hero1

Guest
A Semitic speaking group near Egypt created the alphabet we're using and Arabs invented algebra.

Either way I think Wizard took the L and will probably come in 2nd.

Maybe you guys should make out and get it over with. It's probably harder to recite lyrics to a beat than to simply write them without hearing them audibly


At this point ranking is going
1.night
2.life
3. Wizard


This ranking system is based on videos and songs produced, wizard has not delivered yet


I am starting to like this night tribe. I didn't at first, as I think pre mades bragging about winning in 2016 is pathetic because everyone sucks, and I don't think some of their players are very good. But their trolling seems to be top tier, so I have to support that.

After all, wizard made these forum posts pretending to act carefree and playful, and the moment someone made a joke that Challenged them, you all freaked out and started looking for excuses and getting defensive. How embarrassing lol.
 

dinosaur killers

Non-stop Poster
i will just butt out of the rappin cause i hate that crap, i will go back to killing dinosaurs and they are not just some random hero
 

MentosFreshness

Guest
After all, wizard made these forum posts pretending to act carefree and playful, and the moment someone made a joke that Challenged them, you all freaked out and started looking for excuses and getting defensive. How embarrassing lol.
We enjoyed the rap originally (Dumbledore even liked his post) but were disappointed that it wasn't original. Props to him for taking time to put something up on Soundcloud, but that doesn't counter the fact that he completely copied the flow of another song to incorporate his tweeked lyrics.

Of course, if you think it's easier to come up with your own verses, feel free to join in our fun ;)
 

random hero1

Guest
We enjoyed the rap originally (Dumbledore even liked his post) but were disappointed that it wasn't original. Props to him for taking time to put something up on Soundcloud, but that doesn't counter the fact that he completely copied the flow of another song to incorporate his tweeked lyrics.

Of course, if you think it's easier to come up with your own verses, feel free to join in our fun ;)


I would happily sing you the song of my people if I wasn't a little intoxicated currently. Soon


Also LIFE is dropped to 3 for whatever the he'll atrocious rhyme dinosaur killer just posted in the comment above.