^ in his case...make em quit
I'm not sure you have *quite* got the grasp of how to make a player quit.
You have to be a threat to them and scare them, and make them give up. Or piss them off enough to make them leave because they have had enough of what is a dieing, dull world.
The award for biggest bullshitter, OR the award for most piss-annoying player, goes to...