Scum, I'd like you to meet the scrubbing bubbles!

[DeletedUser]

Disclaimer! ... Long... I suggest merely skimming the convos if you have a short attention span...


Earlier today, I was sent an invitation I could not refuse.

sup. i know u pretty well and ur a good memberr. u should join our tribe. im head recruiter of SCUM and we are led by MEtal duck from w34 who had highest od til his tribe wnet inactive at war. We came for revenge and i seek ur legiance to join us

D00d! He'z likez mai idol! U shuld read sum stuff hez sed to me! I reely want to jouyn him and stuffz weere do i sign up?

lol really?

if u have a skype, then just contact me from there. ill invite u to our skype chat

Ya I do!

lol dude just telling u, i do know u guys r mortal enemies

Really, it was very intriguing. A tribe invite? For me! Why, they shouldn't have! ... No really, they shouldn't have...

Regardless of their intentions, I decided to don my latex suit of squeaky cleanliness, you know... To keep the Scum away? And to keep my mouth minty fresh.

In my latex suit of squeaky cleanliness, I trekked through the merciless depths of Scum. I crossed the mountain of mud, and even swam the channel of ... use your imagination... Deep within the Scum fortress I met up with their awe inspiring recruiter. A player even dirtier than Willovain's politics.

It was there I learned of the awesome power Scum possessed. That power? Well, I'll just let him tell you.

[3:19:14 PM] Nikug TW says: r u serious?
[3:19:18 PM] Willovain says: ya d00d
[3:19:24 PM] Nikug TW says: lol hold on
[3:20:06 PM] Nikug TW says: contacting leader
[3:20:09 PM] Nikug TW says: but y?
[3:20:15 PM] Nikug TW says: dont u hate metal_duck
[3:20:25 PM] Willovain says: nah
[3:20:27 PM] Willovain says: he's just misunderstood
[3:20:30 PM] Nikug TW says: llol ok
[3:20:51 PM] Nikug TW says: Ok well wait
[3:21:05 PM] Nikug TW says: join northwest in w36. thats all i can tw
[3:21:07 PM] Nikug TW says: tell u
[3:21:09 PM] Willovain says: ok
[3:34:12 PM] Nikug TW says: hes not on so
[3:34:19 PM] Nikug TW says: u gunna have to wait
[3:34:24 PM] Willovain says: ok
[3:35:05 PM] Nikug TW says: u cant sue the name Will- u have to be suttin different
[3:35:09 PM] Nikug TW says: everyone hates u lol
[3:35:14 PM] Willovain says: :^)
[3:35:17 PM] Willovain says: awww man!
[3:35:26 PM] Nikug TW says: lol u can do it right?
[3:35:32 PM] Willovain says: yes
[3:35:33 PM] Nikug TW says: just do like SCUMWill
[3:48:00 PM] Nikug TW says: so have u done it or will u?
[3:50:21 PM] Willovain says: I will
[3:50:46 PM] Nikug TW says: ok
[3:50:59 PM] Nikug TW says: remember tommorrw join NW. and ask Disco Bunny for an inivte
[3:51:21 PM] Willovain says: kk

After a short while of contemplation, I was given my first of many trials.

[4:21:43 PM] Nikug TW says: y do u wanna join us?
[4:21:47 PM] Nikug TW says: y not Zenrons or suttiin
[4:21:48 PM] Nikug TW says: r u a spy?
[4:27:07 PM] Willovain says: no
[4:28:29 PM] Nikug TW says: ok den y wud u pick us
[4:28:46 PM] Willovain says: no gud tribes awn 36

It was during this test, that the great Metal Duck appeared. Heralding my end I feared. Having barely survived their first challenge, I feared what was to come. Would they force me to snipe a five second attack... *cry* ... With my nose?

[4:30:22 PM] metal_duck says: what was the name of ur paper on w34
[4:30:31 PM] metal_duck says: its a test
[4:30:33 PM] Willovain says: tribal enquirer
[4:30:35 PM] Nikug TW says: Enquirer or
[4:30:37 PM] Nikug TW says: sutitn
[4:32:11 PM] Nikug TW says: ok y dont u write an arrticly on future predictions and put a really good remark on SCUM and say they could be #1 or suttin lol

Another dodged bullet. Panting I took a short rest. Unable to contain the dread that I feared was coming I awaited for my next arduous test of skill.

[4:33:12 PM] metal_duck says: pm my acc quickly on forums, just to make sure that this is u

See title. ^_^

One more task completed. It was my hope that this grueling recruitment process would end soon. Sadly, my hopes were crushed upon my next terrifying task.

[4:33:45 PM] metal_duck says: i do not believe that some1 whos suppose to h8 me wud wnt to join my tribe
[4:33:51 PM] metal_duck says: my brain cannot understand this
[4:34:50 PM] metal_duck says: ur making a tribe rnt u urself
[4:35:01 PM] metal_duck says: im sure i read that somewhere
[4:35:18 PM] Willovain says: I was
[4:35:25 PM] Willovain says: to confuse people tho
[4:36:09 PM] Nikug TW says: wat about wat u said about attacking MARVEL
[4:36:25 PM] Willovain says: wut did I say bout attacking marvel?
[4:36:41 PM] Nikug TW says: u said u and a friend were going to attack marvel in forums
[4:36:47 PM] Nikug TW says: dont u remember it was WILLOVAIN
[4:37:02 PM] Willovain says: no it wasn't
[4:37:15 PM] Nikug TW says: ok lol it was a test

Finally I made it through their long and grueling recruitment process. Only to hit a brick wall of resistance.

[4:38:05 PM] Nikug TW says: alright just join us in northwest and then stay outta a tribe for a week to prove whether or not u trulyr for SCUM
[4:38:27 PM] Willovain says: can I git invite to the skype chat then d00d?
[4:38:37 PM] Willovain says: I wunna get to know my future tribe mates
[4:38:50 PM] Willovain says: sum sound relly kewl
[4:38:57 PM] metal_duck says: lol
[4:39:09 PM] Willovain says: lulwut?
[4:39:52 PM] Nikug TW says: ?
[4:40:03 PM] Willovain says: you never responded
[4:40:16 PM] metal_duck says: ppl use ther real names in our skype its to risky right now
[4:40:23 PM] Willovain says: d00d
[4:40:26 PM] Willovain says: you know it's really me
[4:40:28 PM] metal_duck says: when u cud be just a sleeper spy
[4:40:29 PM] Nikug TW says: no u cant bro till ur a member
[4:40:30 PM] Willovain says: I am not gunna hack u
[4:40:37 PM] Willovain says: I thought I wuz a member?
[4:40:48 PM] Nikug TW says: not until a week from tomorrow
[4:41:09 PM] metal_duck says: ok i got an idea
[4:42:12 PM] metal_duck says: u join nw yes tomorrow as soon as world starts. thats when the majority of us r. w8 3 days tribeless. no1 will have a force for at least 4 days
[4:42:29 PM] metal_duck says: especially with 0.6 troop speed
[4:42:50 PM] Willovain says: it's 1 troops speed
[4:42:53 PM] metal_duck says: after if my intel says ur not spying ur can come in
[4:43:13 PM] metal_duck says: i will need at least a day to collaborate ur story
[4:43:15 PM] Willovain says: furthermore, no one will have a force for at least 4 days?
[4:43:17 PM] Willovain says: that's wrong
[4:43:25 PM] Willovain says: I generally have 100 spears
[4:43:29 PM] Willovain says: and LC by day 5
[4:43:43 PM] Willovain says: if you don't have 40 spears at least on day one
[4:43:45 PM] Willovain says: you're a failure
[4:44:28 PM] metal_duck says: im sure u can survive 3 days tribless
[4:44:33 PM] Willovain says: probably
[4:44:37 PM] Willovain says: but the question is
[4:44:42 PM] Willovain says: why would I want to
[4:44:42 PM] Willovain says: ?
[4:44:52 PM] metal_duck says: the majority of players joinin wont be in any decent tribes
[4:44:57 PM] Nikug TW says: we can always say ur under our protection

We interrupt this segment for an important news bulletin. After 5 days, no one will have troops. No one! No possible way! ...

This is all...

[4:45:07 PM] metal_duck says: plus from what ive heard
[4:45:14 PM] metal_duck says: no1 good is going nw
[4:45:26 PM] Nikug TW says: dude its hard
[4:45:31 PM] Willovain says: whats hard about it?
[4:45:31 PM] Nikug TW says: u hated da dude or made it seem like it
[4:45:37 PM] metal_duck says: ye but i know u hate me

Err... I hated him... So why was I invited? Ooops, sorry... I thought the camera was still pointed at them... :icon_redface:

[4:45:37 PM] Willovain says: duh
[4:45:39 PM] Nikug TW says: u woulda been in if u never were so tuff on met
[4:45:49 PM] Willovain says: that's so that nobody knows that I liekz u gaize
[4:45:54 PM] Willovain says: its to throw them off the scent
[4:45:57 PM] Willovain says: so that I can play under an alias
[4:45:59 PM] metal_duck says: lmao
[4:46:02 PM] Willovain says: and then post on the Willovain account
[4:46:06 PM] Willovain says: and then play up Scum
[4:46:11 PM] Nikug TW says: ok ok
[4:46:21 PM] Nikug TW says: just make good posts about us

Okay, that's good. I just need to make... Them... Look... Good... Suddenly this whole Scum idea isn't looking so pretty...

[4:46:30 PM] metal_duck says: ok ur just asking to be a member yes
[4:46:34 PM] Willovain says: yes
[4:46:34 PM] metal_duck says: no special privs
[4:46:37 PM] Willovain says: no duke or baron
[4:46:37 PM] Willovain says: no
[4:46:41 PM] Willovain says: I don't want to lead a tribe
[4:46:55 PM] metal_duck says: ok i guess u can come in. but i cant let u in skype chat for at ;east 1 week
[4:47:05 PM] Willovain says: then what's the point?
[4:47:06 PM] Willovain says: :|
[4:47:14 PM] Willovain says: Nobody uses the forums
[4:47:21 PM] metal_duck says: lol yes they do
[4:47:22 PM] Nikug TW says: everyone does
[4:47:25 PM] Nikug TW says: ecspecially i
[4:47:25 PM] Willovain says: :^)
[4:47:27 PM] Willovain says: why?
[4:47:31 PM] Willovain says: forums are horribly inefficient
[4:47:36 PM] Nikug TW says: lol cause not everyone is in skype
[4:47:38 PM] Willovain says: use skype for everything
[4:47:46 PM] Willovain says: so then why exclude me from skype?
[4:47:47 PM] Willovain says: :|
[4:47:51 PM] metal_duck says: for 1 week
[4:47:56 PM] Willovain says: look
[4:48:03 PM] Willovain says: if I wanted to make you look bad
[4:48:08 PM] Willovain says: don't you think I'd have done it already?
[4:48:13 PM] Nikug TW says: dude
[4:48:18 PM] Nikug TW says: y do u want skype
[4:48:25 PM] Willovain says: because
[4:48:26 PM] Nikug TW says: not even 25%of our tribe have it (yet)
[4:48:28 PM] metal_duck says: ok for all i know ye, u cud just wnt come in skype record our real aliases then post them on forums
[4:48:30 PM] Willovain says: I want to talk to my future tribemates

Err... No one has skype? So why exactly is it so important to keep it secret? Err... Wait, lets fast forward to the good parts shall we?

[4:49:50 PM] Nikug TW says: not many tribes even ahve skype chats

[4:51:27 PM] Nikug TW says: about 43 mebers dont have a skype

[4:52:13 PM] Nikug TW says: dude ur making it seem like ur a spy lol. everyone knows the most info is shown in skype chats

Wait, wait, wait... So not many tribes have skype chats... 43 of your members don't have skype... and yet you admit that the most info is shown in skype chats? So why exactly do you have 43 members not in your skype chat... This leadership doesn't seem so awe-inspiring anymore.

Awww... Man, they almost found me out. Good thing I'm a pretty ninja-like spy.

Errr... Sorry, back to the show...

[4:52:45 PM] Nikug TW says: we just dont know y ud join with such bad reports on disco/metal
[4:52:58 PM] Willovain says: whose disco?
[4:53:13 PM] Willovain says: I thought metal duck was duke?
[4:53:21 PM] Nikug TW says: oo then i think disco is baron or suttin
[4:53:23 PM] Willovain says: I've never talked to disco be4
[4:53:26 PM] Nikug TW says: he is co leader
[4:53:31 PM] Nikug TW says: he is our secret weapon ahahha

So the recruiter doesn't even know who the leader is? ... Or is Disco a Metal Duck multi? For those who did not see my piece on Tribal Goat Vs. Metal Duck, I suggest you go and do your homework, as this might be yet another alias/multi-accounting incident. Tribal Goat, Metal Duck, Disco Bunny... Anyone else sense another pattern? (One should note that SK Raven was the alleged original account... Another similarity?)

[4:56:59 PM] Nikug TW says: i think a leader would be stupid to allow someone who hated him, no matter how good he is, to his tribe
[4:57:05 PM] Willovain says: who says I hated him?
[4:57:13 PM] Willovain says: find me one post where I said I hated you or metal duck
[4:57:16 PM] Nikug TW says: ya the sooner but who knows if u were ever on a good page with disco
[4:57:19 PM] metal_duck says: every1 hates me
[4:57:33 PM] metal_duck says: but i know u did a little more
[4:57:39 PM] Willovain says: why is that?
[4:57:39 PM] Willovain says: :|

More evidence of multi/alias? They seem to be using disco and metal almost interchangably at this point.

Now we get into the juicy parts....Who exactly is Scum? Well, lets have them share, shall we?

[4:58:55 PM] Nikug TW says: ok hows dis for trust, Disco is a member of w22, ranked #1 u find out who he is
[5:10:21 PM] Willovain says: I want to know who I'm joining
[5:10:25 PM] Willovain says: I know two members
[5:10:32 PM] Willovain says: you and Nikug

[5:10:42 PM] Nikug TW says: u know me, u know Disco Bunnny who is pong dang in w22
[5:10:48 PM] Nikug TW says: u know tombizz14 now who is in w22
[5:10:57 PM] Nikug TW says: u know rob449 who is my lil bro but can play
[5:11:27 PM] Nikug TW says: and u know arthur radley who is #2 in w22
[5:11:45 PM] Nikug TW says: and CAourageous who has teh highest oda in w22
[5:11:50 PM] Nikug TW says: ya ok is dat enough?
[5:11:55 PM] Nikug TW says: we dont have any more from skype
[5:11:58 PM] Willovain says: so you just told me all that
[5:11:59 PM] Nikug TW says: i jst gave u em all
[5:12:03 PM] Nikug TW says: ya i did
[5:12:05 PM] Willovain says: so why am I not being invited to the skype?
[5:12:16 PM] Willovain says: seeing as how I now have all the information you didn't want me to have?
[5:12:17 PM] Nikug TW says: because we have info on our plans and our alliances there
[5:12:33 PM] Nikug TW says: no da info we didnt want u to have was our alliances and diplomacy ****

Diplomacy? Already?

What's more...

[5:13:51 PM] Nikug TW says: htey wowulda joined but we dont haave space

Now I'll leave you with one final tidbit...

[5:19:41 PM] Nikug TW says: just one day mate
[5:20:10 PM] Nikug TW says: just to see if its anything ull do to us first. DUDE WE TUST U BUT UWANT TO SEE SKYPE to associate with tribemates and none of em r or will be on till tommorow
[5:20:46 PM] Willovain says: how do you know?
[5:20:52 PM] Willovain says: they might come on unexpectedly
[5:20:52 PM] Nikug TW says: u said dat
[5:20:57 PM] Nikug TW says: oo wait
[5:21:00 PM] Nikug TW says: nothey wont
[5:21:03 PM] Willovain says: I've seen some post now
[5:21:05 PM] Willovain says: why is that?
[5:21:05 PM] Nikug TW says: we have strict schedules bro
[5:21:23 PM] Willovain says: your members aren't allowed to log on until certain times?
[5:21:24 PM] Willovain says: :|
[5:21:35 PM] Nikug TW says: the only one we have that is on i can tell u is disco and me and tombizz
[5:24:26 PM] Willovain says: okay
[5:24:28 PM] Willovain says: so let me talk to them?
[5:24:29 PM] Willovain says: :|
[5:25:07 PM] Nikug TW says: ummm
[5:25:07 PM] Nikug TW says: lol

In conclusion, we've now learned that Scum are mass-recruiters, we know their aliases... (Or what they claim as their aliases... Seeing as how two of the players they claim to have... The rank 2 of World 22, and the rank 1 ODA of World 22, are one and the same [http://www.twstats.com/en22/index.php?page=player&id=627931] • Rank: 2.
Name: King Patrick II ... OD Attack Rank: 1. (28,220,990 score) )

Confused? So are they.

 

[Shlomzi]

Damn spoilers. Damn safari.

 

[DeletedUser]

Good Willo. Good Firefox.

I've already seen the conversation anyway.

 

[DeletedUser]

yes, u believed all of wat we said. see, that is y we wouldnt invite u. ahahahhaa my test works again. u think we r idiots? We wont invite u bud. gl

 

[Shlomzi]

yes, u believed all of wat we said. see, that is y we wouldnt invite u. ahahahhaa my test works again. u think we r idiots? We wont invite u bud. gl

The question on whether you are idiots. I think your own post answered that.

 

[Shlomzi]

Spoilers. Gone.

<3

 

[DeletedUser]

yes, u believed all of wat we said. see, that is y we wouldnt invite u. ahahahhaa my test works again. u think we r idiots? We wont invite u bud. gl

wut abot me? kan i r plz joyn trieb?

 

[DeletedUser]

Damn spoilers. Damn safari.

Edited them out, but now it looks ugly... :icon_cry: Haz teh funnz...

 

[DeletedUser]

Only good thing for scum, no good tribe is joining NW

 

[DeletedUser]

we arent in NWhe left out alot. we knew he wasnt serious bout joining

 

[DeletedUser]

we arent in NWhe left out alot. we knew he wasnt serious bout joining

Yet you asked me? :icon_neutral:

 

[DeletedUser]

Yet you asked me? :icon_neutral:

wen i asked u i announced it in skype chat and met happened to say u were mortal enemies so after i asked i knew u would accept or sutin and decided to tlalk it out and lied to u bout everything

 

[DeletedUser]

*Giggles like a little girl*

Hehehehehhehe

I think Scum just got owned....

 

[DeletedUser]

Very entertaining PnP.

 

[DeletedUser]

we arent in NWhe left out alot. we knew he wasnt serious bout joining

so you aren't going to exploit your one chance at survival? :icon_confused:

 

[DeletedUser]

wen i asked u i announced it in skype chat and met happened to say u were mortal enemies so after i asked i knew u would accept or sutin and decided to tlalk it out and lied to u bout everything

ur l1k3 ma 1dle m@n, 1nv1t3 meh pl0z!!!111one!!!

 

[DeletedUser67707]

XD thanks for the laughs dude The best pnp I´ve seen in ages, hands down!

WTG SCUM!

Oopsie, I laughed so hard I farted :icon_redface:

 

[DeletedUser]

The failures of W34 came together and made a tribe. They then named themselves scum.

I like.

 

[Zschech]

use the pedobear powers

 

[DeletedUser]

nice fake account...

If i were to impersonate Willovain, I would change an l to a I, not add a star. Most likely MetalDuck.