Italicus
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From sworn enemies to Besties, yall did a good job screwing everyone up with your genius Diplomacy play Clowns, aka Elias
we might be small, but damn will we be your nightmare
Official Declaration
Most clowns aren't trying to be odd.
They want to be fun personified.
The prototypical clown sports fiery red hair, a blood-red bulbous nose and oversized shoes, possibly overcome for size issues elsewhere.
Sadly, these fools & jesters have recently turned dark. Even the most famous clown, Ronald McDonald, is considered downright scary - directly contributing as he does to childhood obesity. Consider a widely reported University of Sheffield survey of 250 children (between the ages of four & 16) found that most of the children disliked, even feared images of clowns, declaring, "very few children like clowns. Clowns like Bozo and Clara-bell are now unfamiliar, coming from a different era.
Now days, they don't look funny; they just look odd. But clowns in this day, in this electronic age, are almost solely children’s entertainment - witness the current W125 activity. There’s a word— albeit one not recognized by the Oxford English Dictionary or any psychology manual— for the excessive fear of clowns: Coulrophobia.
But that word does not apply to the anyone who has actually worked with them, held a TW alliance with them, or has to watch them pile in & out when they carpool. It definitely doesn't apply to the manly members of the World Famous UP! clan.
For them, there is now another word for clowns - a better word. A more suitable word.
The word?
Untrustable.
If truth be told, the word untrustable does not technically exist within the English lexicon. But it should.
The word most closely resembling untrustable is untrustworthy. And that absolutely works for clowns history. Duplicitous works as well. As does Fair Weather and Unprincipled. In a world where greed is all over the map and unity & formal alliances are but a fantasy, the ego driven clowns and their single car have now provided us with an opportunity.
And, we are incredibly grateful for this opportunity to finally address this thin veneer of lies and illusions known as clowns. We declare war.
It is understood that we as a tribe are outnumbered, but there are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't. So, War it is !!
And we end it with a picture Of Elias sitting home chilling on his sofa!
we might be small, but damn will we be your nightmare
Official Declaration
Most clowns aren't trying to be odd.
They want to be fun personified.
The prototypical clown sports fiery red hair, a blood-red bulbous nose and oversized shoes, possibly overcome for size issues elsewhere.
Sadly, these fools & jesters have recently turned dark. Even the most famous clown, Ronald McDonald, is considered downright scary - directly contributing as he does to childhood obesity. Consider a widely reported University of Sheffield survey of 250 children (between the ages of four & 16) found that most of the children disliked, even feared images of clowns, declaring, "very few children like clowns. Clowns like Bozo and Clara-bell are now unfamiliar, coming from a different era.
Now days, they don't look funny; they just look odd. But clowns in this day, in this electronic age, are almost solely children’s entertainment - witness the current W125 activity. There’s a word— albeit one not recognized by the Oxford English Dictionary or any psychology manual— for the excessive fear of clowns: Coulrophobia.
But that word does not apply to the anyone who has actually worked with them, held a TW alliance with them, or has to watch them pile in & out when they carpool. It definitely doesn't apply to the manly members of the World Famous UP! clan.
For them, there is now another word for clowns - a better word. A more suitable word.
The word?
Untrustable.
If truth be told, the word untrustable does not technically exist within the English lexicon. But it should.
The word most closely resembling untrustable is untrustworthy. And that absolutely works for clowns history. Duplicitous works as well. As does Fair Weather and Unprincipled. In a world where greed is all over the map and unity & formal alliances are but a fantasy, the ego driven clowns and their single car have now provided us with an opportunity.
And, we are incredibly grateful for this opportunity to finally address this thin veneer of lies and illusions known as clowns. We declare war.
It is understood that we as a tribe are outnumbered, but there are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't. So, War it is !!
And we end it with a picture Of Elias sitting home chilling on his sofa!
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