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Off-topic FTW!
To get the ball rolling:
Here's something to think about.
An older acquaintance of mine recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the doctor said he was doing 'fairly well' for his age. (He just turned sixty-something.)
A little concerned about that comment, he couldn't resist asking the doctor, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
The doctor replied by asking, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' my mate replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then the doctor asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
My mate said, 'Not a lot. My former doctor said that too much red meat is very unhealthy.'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' he said.
The doctor asked, 'Do you gamble or drive fast cars?'
'No,' he replied yet again.
The doctor looked at him and said, 'Then, why do you even give a rats?'
To get the ball rolling:
Here's something to think about.
An older acquaintance of mine recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the doctor said he was doing 'fairly well' for his age. (He just turned sixty-something.)
A little concerned about that comment, he couldn't resist asking the doctor, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
The doctor replied by asking, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' my mate replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then the doctor asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
My mate said, 'Not a lot. My former doctor said that too much red meat is very unhealthy.'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' he said.
The doctor asked, 'Do you gamble or drive fast cars?'
'No,' he replied yet again.
The doctor looked at him and said, 'Then, why do you even give a rats?'
