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Hi everyone, it's me. :icon_razz:
The road to becoming a successful troll is very long, but
will pay off in the end :icon_wink:.
So anyways, I'm going to show you all how to become..
a troll.
The Message
The ultimate goal of a troll is to provoke other people,
and of course
attract a lot of attention.
You can achieve these by poking fun about other user's threads,
and making random comments about random stuff.
but simply, just try to piss the other user off.
So if a player starts a thread about some corny war and how they're winning and everything,
you create another thread
but this time, saying how much the tribe sucks and with horrible grammar.
- we'll get to the grammar part soon.
Also, if someone posts a smart ass comment about your threads
you respond in a stupid question, or a random statement.
Examples:
smartass comment poster 1: lol then how come we're pwning?
you: yu liek fishdikz?
or
smartass comment poster 2: wow we were being gangbanged by 54564 tribes and we're still winning
you: lolwut piez?
Grammar and Punctuation
Grammar and punctuation are useless. The more grammar you have, the less "trolly" your thread is.
You have to try to type in 1337 (leet) or just change the letters to make them look stupid.
Examples:
post: Qwa is totally awesome.
post translated into troll : KW4 iz tohtaley awwesum!!one!!11
post: I like candy.
post translated into troll: I iz liek c4ndiezz.
post: This thread is taking a long time.
post translated into troll: Tiz thhredz iz tahkings a lung tiemz.
If you still don't get how to translate, don't worry.
You'll get better as time passes.
Avoiding the Mods
Mods are the only natural enemy of trolls.
You must know everything about your mod
- how strict he is
- when he isn't on
- if he cares enough
- if he's on vacation
... so just basically try to have your thread last as long as possible before being shut down.
Suspensions
Will a simple suspension stop you from trolling?
Of course not :icon_wink:
you can still piss people off without posting.
but.. how?
well, there's private messages for a reason. :icon_razz:
Goody Two Shoes
Is there a person that reports everything to everyone for no reason at all?
Well, if there is, then we try to get rid of him :icon_wink:
Get a gang of players and have them flame that snitch until he gets too embarrassed, and.. quits
Conclusion
Well, hopefully you read that,
..
-sniffles-
it's as if it was almost yesterday you were just making your first retarded post on the forums :icon_cry:
I'll miss you all.
bye, trolls.. :icon_neutral:
Fin...
Your boy, qwa.
The road to becoming a successful troll is very long, but
will pay off in the end :icon_wink:.
So anyways, I'm going to show you all how to become..
a troll.
The Message
The ultimate goal of a troll is to provoke other people,
and of course
attract a lot of attention.
You can achieve these by poking fun about other user's threads,
and making random comments about random stuff.
but simply, just try to piss the other user off.
So if a player starts a thread about some corny war and how they're winning and everything,
you create another thread
but this time, saying how much the tribe sucks and with horrible grammar.
- we'll get to the grammar part soon.
Also, if someone posts a smart ass comment about your threads
you respond in a stupid question, or a random statement.
Examples:
smartass comment poster 1: lol then how come we're pwning?
you: yu liek fishdikz?
or
smartass comment poster 2: wow we were being gangbanged by 54564 tribes and we're still winning
you: lolwut piez?
Grammar and Punctuation
Grammar and punctuation are useless. The more grammar you have, the less "trolly" your thread is.
You have to try to type in 1337 (leet) or just change the letters to make them look stupid.
Examples:
post: Qwa is totally awesome.
post translated into troll : KW4 iz tohtaley awwesum!!one!!11
post: I like candy.
post translated into troll: I iz liek c4ndiezz.
post: This thread is taking a long time.
post translated into troll: Tiz thhredz iz tahkings a lung tiemz.
If you still don't get how to translate, don't worry.
You'll get better as time passes.
Avoiding the Mods
Mods are the only natural enemy of trolls.
You must know everything about your mod
- how strict he is
- when he isn't on
- if he cares enough
- if he's on vacation
... so just basically try to have your thread last as long as possible before being shut down.
Suspensions
Will a simple suspension stop you from trolling?
Of course not :icon_wink:
you can still piss people off without posting.
but.. how?
well, there's private messages for a reason. :icon_razz:
Goody Two Shoes
Is there a person that reports everything to everyone for no reason at all?
Well, if there is, then we try to get rid of him :icon_wink:
Get a gang of players and have them flame that snitch until he gets too embarrassed, and.. quits
Conclusion
Well, hopefully you read that,
..
-sniffles-
it's as if it was almost yesterday you were just making your first retarded post on the forums :icon_cry:
I'll miss you all.
bye, trolls.. :icon_neutral:
Fin...
Your boy, qwa.