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Through further study of the holy text of Crisp, I have stumbled across the hidden chapter of Cracklations. Here we are given the four holy commandments. They commence as follows:
1. In all matters of principle, you will consider all of your brothers before the prostitutes you may have acquired through your troves of currency.
2. Thou shalt not let naysayers perspire on your swagger.
3. Round orange object with black lines is the holiest object of all, dedicate your life to it.
4. Acquire currency, fornicate women.
1. In all matters of principle, you will consider all of your brothers before the prostitutes you may have acquired through your troves of currency.
2. Thou shalt not let naysayers perspire on your swagger.
3. Round orange object with black lines is the holiest object of all, dedicate your life to it.
4. Acquire currency, fornicate women.