Your Dream team of w67

DeletedUser

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Rebel is the best i have seen so far tbh, and in terms of defending, i had give friendly neighborhood been through thick and thin with him since day one of this world, its almost an impossible task to get a vill from him and even if you do, its another work to keep it, and also coffee (a really great defender), he's cocky, but he has proven he could do what he says multiple times... and also we got tons of snipes on our first ops on weev plus we landed 24hours late after the original ops land date.

Cocky is an understatement by far.

I agree with you friendly is a great guy, And a great attacker and defender, But he did give up when we played tagg so Coffee > Him, Same when it comes to rebel.

Coffee > World

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Coffee Troll
 

DeletedUser

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Yh on award of the worlds. coffee gets sitter and tagger of the world. For he runs every account where your not on and snipes/tags for you. be it sniping 50 trains on 10 accounts he gets the job done. Usually when some one asks for a sitter everyone starts making excuses "oh i just remember i have this thing" then you have coffee "yh i could do with another account to sit" (true story)
 

DeletedUser

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I am just waiting for coffee to do the ultimate sniper thing.

Get on Account A within Tribe A: - Send Train
Get on Account B within Tribe B: - Snipe the same Train

Then I will acknowledge Coffee as the greatest sniper of W67! - Even better then Dan! :O

Unless Dan comes back and does the same thing and does a RECAP attempt after those 2 and then SNIPES the RECAP attempt!

Holy Schmoly!!
 

DeletedUser

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I am just waiting for coffee to do the ultimate sniper thing.

Get on Account A within Tribe A: - Send Train
Get on Account B within Tribe B: - Snipe the same Train

Then I will acknowledge Coffee as the greatest sniper of W67! - Even better then Dan! :O

Unless Dan comes back and does the same thing and does a RECAP attempt after those 2 and then SNIPES the RECAP attempt!

Holy Schmoly!!


I dont snipe my own nobles, Ive heard Showl does. :X

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Coffee Troll
 

.dan.101

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Aye, Showl does. :lol:

I've doen it too though, every body who bothers timing has. I just manage to catch them first.
 

DeletedUser88324

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the one thing my Coffee babe is even BEST at then anyone else is at fullfilling my sexual desires (mm)

Coffee's pecker > All w67 peckers put together (love)
 

Soberknight

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the one thing my Coffee babe is even BEST at then anyone else is at fullfilling my sexual desires (mm)

Coffee's pecker > All w67 peckers put together (love)

In my country we say men can only handle one thing at a time, where women are real multitaskers.
This makes me doubt coffees gender ;) 10 accounts sitting and pleasing Mr Jacal at same time... is he GOD?

For those who just dont get how he does it:
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But.... There still is a chance for you attackers!
Coffee has another addiction, besides caffeine:
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DeletedUser

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In my country we say men can only handle one thing at a time, where women are real multitaskers.
This makes me doubt coffees gender ;) 10 accounts sitting and pleasing Mr Jacal at same time... is he GOD?

For those who just dont get how he does it:
[spoil]
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But.... There still is a chance for you attackers!
Coffee has another addiction, besides caffeine:
[spoil]
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[/spoil]


Hahha, I like it.

I just like to please my co-players what can i say?, And yes thats practically my setup :d, Except a 50" in the middle :).

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Coffee Troll
 

DeletedUser

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My Dream Team
(NOTE: THIS LIST IS NOT IN ANY ORDER! )

00.) -Dark Assasin-

Current Ranking: 073

Conquers: 224-2

BARB vs. MM Stats: 10-1

Explanation:

[spoil]Duh.

We are the _____ in the world!

If you put laziest then you are correct.

This is the laziest team (THE THREE PIGS ALLIANCE) in this game world.

I believe this is the biggest negative of this account.

:icon_sad:

But, we have our positives as well.

:icon_razz:[/spoil]

01.) G04th

Current Ranking: 007

Conquers: 523-53

BARB vs. MM Stats: 16-11

Explanation:

[spoil]One of the first players to get hit by MM.

But, he is still standing tall and leading the ranks of BARB in terms of points.[/spoil]

02.) Rebel58

Current Ranking: 009

Conquers: 521-92

BARB vs. MM Stats: 50-45

Explanation:

[spoil]Just like G04th, he was one of the first players to get hit by MM.

After getting hit hard, he stood up and showed MM what he can do.

A good attacker, but a better defender.[/spoil]

03.) Nathan is God

Current Ranking: 024

Conquers: 321-19

BARB vs. MM Stats: 43-11

Explanation:

[spoil]He rose from the ashes of Manic to lead BARB to its victory.

One of the crowning jewels of BARB.

He leads by example just like the chiefs of the Yonamamo. [/spoil]

04.) Templarz

Current Ranking: 025

Conquers: 347-24

BARB vs. MM Stats: 22-7

Explanation:

[spoil]Just like Nathan is God, he rose from the ranks of BARB to become one of its leaders.

He is one of the crowning jewels of BARB.

He is the motivational guy of the team.[/spoil]

05.) Erik.Cartman

Current Ranking: 030

Conquers: 309-7

BARB vs. MM Stats: 1-0

Explanation:

[spoil]He has been an acquaintance of ours for quite some time now.

The war stats of his might be too small.

But, his support helped a lot of villages.

A nice guy, a good friend, and a great player.[/spoil]

06.) PhllyJr

Current Ranking: 033

Conquers: 337-11

BARB vs. MM Stats: 14-1

Explanation:

[spoil]One of the most underrated player in this game world.

He can be tenacious at times.

So be wary of the silent killer.[/spoil]

07.) Friendly Neighbor

Current Ranking: 035

Conquers: 323-19

BARB vs. MM Stats: 6-0

Explanation:

[spoil]Our friends from previous tribe now manage this account.

Back in their account, they were a deadly duo.

Now with a bigger and better account, they will show the world how good they can be.

Their previous war stats is only a warm up.[/spoil]

08.) BigMist

Current Ranking: 042

Conquers: 290-23

BARB vs. MM Stats: 14-1

Explanation:

[spoil]Boss Man

Do I must say more?[/spoil]

09.) ConanTheVegetarian

Current Ranking: 048

Conquers: 270-15

BARB vs. MM Stats: 29-3

Explanation:

[spoil]Another player who can be vicious when needed.

Don't be fooled by his user name, because he is a barbarian at heart.[/spoil]

10.) Satirically Correct

Current Ranking: 058

Conquers:

BARB vs. MM Stats: 17-2

Explanation:

[spoil]One of the crowning jewels of BARB.

Now that Jess is co-playing this account, leadership and skills will be over 9000! [/spoil]

11.) FruitFilledEvil

Current Ranking: 008

Conquers: 438-10

BARB vs. MM Stats: 19-7

Explanation:

[spoil]A former teammate from a previous world.

He is a good player.

Also, his moniker speaks for the rest.[/spoil]

12.) Dark Conquest

Current Ranking: 010

Conquers: 423-30

BARB vs. MM Stats: 9-7

Explanation:

[spoil]One of the best accounts in this game world pre-Barb vs. MM war.[/spoil]

13.) ODA Kings

Current Ranking: 013

Conquers: 451-33

BARB vs. MM Stats: 61-19

Explanation:

[spoil]An aggressive player, willing to destroy stacks in a heart beat.

His name suggest evrerything.[/spoil]

14.) An Aroused Koala

Current Ranking: 019

Conquers: 426-28

BARB vs. MM Stats: 15-11

Explanation:

[spoil]What a name!?[/spoil]

15.) Sonic Empire

Current Ranking: 021

Conquers: 343-22

BARB vs. MM Stats: 17-5

Explanation:

[spoil]Currently under Coffee's management.

This account is now known as a good defender due to the current player's skills.[/spoil]

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I decided to jump on the band wagon.

So I created my own dream team for this game world.

Take note that I only picked players from BARB and MM, since these are the only players I've clashed with or know.

I like numbers, so I decided to put three factors after their name --- the player's current ranking, conquers, and recent war stats.

I decided to use the player's ranking to give the reader an idea on where the player stack in the world.

While the conquers is use to show how fast they can eat and how good they can defend their own villages.

Finally, I used the recent war stats to show the player's war skills.

But, remember that these numbers are not accurate.

Some of these accounts have new owners.

Also, the war stats was restarted after BARB disbanded.

Moreover, these numbers only show part of the story, so I decided to add an explanation.

I hope you enjoyed it!
 
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DeletedUser

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If he took a village from 80 hours away from anyone in MM I would love to know who, I am not saying I don't believe you but I don't believe you :D and was it an active account?!?

Hey yea he did.. just look at his position on the map.. so there is the truth about that. Look at his war caps.. Ask your players defending. They were active. I dont want to give away his secrets, but ill put it this way.. i was having trouble capping off you guys til i started attacking his way. Lets just say a traditional noble train has no way of taking a villa at anything over 30 hrs. Even the first op that we didn't cap any except for his two caps. Just out of the box thinking. And it works.
 

DeletedUser102628

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there are other well known tactics that still work surprisingly well.
 

DeletedUser

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Hey yea he did.. just look at his position on the map.. so there is the truth about that. Look at his war caps.. Ask your players defending. They were active. I dont want to give away his secrets, but ill put it this way.. i was having trouble capping off you guys til i started attacking his way. Lets just say a traditional noble train has no way of taking a villa at anything over 30 hrs. Even the first op that we didn't cap any except for his two caps. Just out of the box thinking. And it works.

Yet you still didnt take any from myself or showl, Guess it isnt fool proof :D.

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Coffee Troll
 

DeletedUser94059

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I will be giving my dream team soon. Will be past players and current.

Ryan
 

Ogho

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My dream team:

1) Me ofcos, the laziest assassin there is...
2) friendly neighborhood: beware, he's not as friendly as he sounds.
3) Rebel: He took an entire country through rebellion.
4) nathan is god: cos he's god?
5) templarz: motivational dave
6) satarically correct: Always correct
7) coffee troll: makes you think you will cap, but then turns out to be a troll sigh
8) go4th: i love goats...
9) eric cartman: he has 9 lives
10) fruitfilled evil: what is the point of having a god with no evil?
11) oda kings: doesnt run out of nuke omg
12) Bigmist: cos big mist...enough said
 

DeletedUser

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My Dream - Team, Considering who I've played with. Everyone that is here now, and Had to leave early on.

Real - Life issues are a bastard and I will include those that had to leave and arent here today. But are still good players.

1. HuGgY - From Harley Quinn, Though less vocal than his moronic Co-Player (Kylan) Definately more talented then any.
2. Garrock - From Dark Conquest, Although Leadership was forced on him. He was by far the man with the plan, he motivated everyone. Just by telling us his plans.
3. Styx - The Aroused Koala, Never anything more then a team player. She is always there to help. Or take her clothes off for money. :3
4. Taylor - The Original NeFaRiOuS n3rD, Direction and Knowledge set this player apart from everyone else. Though Real-Life killed him. He left me a good account to play. And play it I will.
5. HowBoutDat - Ryan
6. Zombified - Mason
7. Crucial - Hardly Worth It, Level headed.
8. Coffee Troll - The Sitter.
9. Billy The Killer - Rabbit Run
10. Fakebirdie - Fakebirdie
11. Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman

It'd be an honour.
 
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