Funny Ingame Messages

DeletedUser

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Silly funk.......

Kinda long :/

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Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 22:30
Dear Neighbour,

I am writing to those around me to warn them about the problem you may have here if you continue to play around me. Now don't worry, you are not the only one who is getting this mail. People all around are restarting as my skill level is well known. We are three players who cover this account 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We are here to win, all we do is win.

I promise you, if you were to stay here, your life in this world wont be good, and you will end up restarting in the near future. If you restart now, well - you lose almost nothing.

Choice is yours, but take this as a warning!

Greetings,
[player]Intensive Farming[/player]

toffer87 on 21.07. at 22:32
Stats?

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 22:34
http://en50.tribalwars.net/guest.php?screen=info_player&id=8573185

toffer87 on 21.07. at 22:36
lol is that it?

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 22:36
1 world ;)
You need more?

toffer87 on 21.07. at 22:40
Sure if it boosts ure ego dude you can send me em.

But i wont restart. I joined world 5 .co.uk mustv had at east 18 restart mails. I know own my area there. Your nothing special until you prove it with your account and not restart mails.

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 22:42
That's your own choice ;)

toffer87 on 21.07. at 22:47
no u!

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 22:51
:O

toffer87 on 21.07. at 22:57
o_O

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 22:59
I can say only 1 word..

Restart..

toffer87 on 21.07. at 22:59
no u!

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 23:00
No..

I was first with the request :eek:

toffer87 on 21.07. at 23:02
o_O

Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwww Dinosaur!

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 23:03
I'll send you much resources :eek:

toffer87 on 21.07. at 23:04
D: I have aids ٩๏̯͡๏)۶

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 23:07
-.-

toffer87 on 21.07. at 23:08
srs bsns aids is D: !!!!

Fancie a bum?

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 23:17
:eek:

toffer87 on 21.07. at 23:18
o_O so you wanna bum?

Yes?

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 23:19
No :eek:

toffer87 on 21.07. at 23:20
:( Buht Buht!

Why not :(

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 23:20
I don't like you if you don't restart :eek:

toffer87 on 21.07. at 23:21
Buht ! I wuvs you <3

I wanna get married to you :(

I be zeeeeeeeeeee brideeeeeee!!!!!!!

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 23:26
Just restart now.. -.-

toffer87 on 21.07. at 23:26
No u!!!!!!!!!!!!

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 23:32
no you..

I was first ;)

toffer87 on 21.07. at 23:44
No U wernt I was!

¬.¬ You!

Intensive Farming on 21.07. at 23:44
I was first to ask you ;)

toffer87 on 21.07. at 23:45
I dunno how to restart D:

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 00:02
settings > start over > type your password > then hit ok.

chose your new location :)

toffer87 on 22.07. at 00:04
Ohhhhh thats just too hard to do :(

It hurts my brain when I think about it Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 00:15
lol ok, well either way it'll happen shortly :)

toffer87 on 22.07. at 00:19
Orly .......

Whatcha gni do if I dont restart? o_O

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 00:19
Farm you?

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 00:20
was also world38 n00b from w38.

toffer87 on 22.07. at 00:22
Oh Awsomeeeeee dude I love being a farm! tht make me 1337 !

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 00:22
ok.

toffer87 on 22.07. at 00:23
Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr!

toffer87 on 22.07. at 03:38
y u no mail me no more :(

I miss you........

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 04:07
;\

toffer87 on 22.07. at 04:15
Plox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wuv's ouuuuuuuuuuu

<3 <3

toffer87 on 22.07. at 04:18
if I makez a tribe wil you join me!!!!!

I will make u BARN!!

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 04:19
?

toffer87 on 22.07. at 04:22
You wanna jin my tribe? i make u BARN!

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 04:32
barn?

toffer87 on 22.07. at 04:33
Ya BARN! Barn of my tribe o_O

U wanna joinz?

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 04:33
no.

toffer87 on 22.07. at 04:37
:( buht why not?

I sad I mak u BARN!!!!

toffer87 on 22.07. at 06:32
I thought you farmed 24/7


:/ dont seem to has any awards yet for it D:

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 07:11
It isn't necessary with Paladin

toffer87 on 22.07. at 07:15
means more res for me :D

oh Btw......You should restart cos I is nubz!

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 07:16
Give me one good reason to restart ?

toffer87 on 22.07. at 07:18
I wil outfarm this area, and out grow you ;)

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 07:21
Actually it doens't care me @ all, I know from myself than I'm a good player. If you want see my stats you need to go to the server www.tribalwars.nl

Just ask after Pollenus and they will tell you who I am.

I had full clear in 13 days, that's something to be proud at isn't it ?

toffer87 on 22.07. at 07:24
Dude i be trolling this account for a bit but let me be serious for a minute.

I simply dont care what or who or how big you are on any other worlds/servers. This is a diffrent world, so instead of telling me to look there >.> and look here <.< Show me that your good by rimming me :D

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 07:32
It will be a peace of cake, No words just handlings

toffer87 on 22.07. at 07:40
I look forward to it *coolface*

toffer87 on 22.07. at 11:36
Hurry up and put pressure on the guys around us to restart XD

I need more farms

Intensive Farming on 22.07. at 12:03
Haha^^

toffer87 on 23.07. at 07:16
So hows it going........bp ends tommorow. Exciting stuff huh! :D

Intensive Farming on 23.07. at 07:39
sure is.

toffer87 on 23.07. at 07:46
Wow.......your full of conversation today huh :/

Intensive Farming on 23.07. at 07:51
yee.

toffer87 on 23.07. at 07:52
o_O restart now before its too late

Intensive Farming on 23.07. at 07:54
:)

toffer87 on 23.07. at 07:55
>.>

toffer87 on 23.07. at 07:55
<.<

toffer87 on 23.07. at 07:55
>.<

toffer87 today at 08:35
Wow hahaha

You dont even have a clue what ure doing >.>
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Just thought it was funny as he sent me a restart mail, so i scouted him this morning ......

http://en51.tribalwars.net/public_report/2a6c8e3a440a1e046782a8b1be824f7f

Anyway ........I best be off to restart now :/
 

DeletedUser85953

Guest
RedHunter said:
Two things...

1. Half of us will not be inactive in a week, thanks

2. We have no idea who that noob is we are not allied with anybody.\

Edit..after the wonders of clicking on his name and seeing who it is.. I now know that he is in CT..and CT might be a bit upset that I am farming them, but its no reason to send spears nukes at us.

Edit 2... I don't think you will be killing us either. Not with 3 members. But your welcome to try.
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Wow.

Take a joke much?

:icon_rolleyes:

Gota love you noobs.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Tom167 today at 12:11
We are currently recruiting in K43 and i noticed that you meet all the requirements to join my tribe

Message back if you are interested

Thanks

NardHipples today at 12:15
And what requirements are they?

Tom167 today at 12:17
Being in K43
Being above 125 points

But i will also need to account sit you before you enter
It is standard preceedure

NardHipples today at 12:22
I don't know how to do that... And am I above 125 points? How do I check that?

Tom167 today at 12:22
come on i know your not a noob just pretending to be one
you have enough points and ODA to know how to do that

NardHipples today at 12:27
What is ODA? All I know about this game is how to attack people and how to build a village.

I have no idea what you are talking about where these point stuff can be found or what account sit is. It's my first time playing, Help me maybe?

Tom167 today at 12:29
You points will be at the top of your tribalwars overview
Ranking (644.|266 P) those are your points
Setting an account sitter is simple, go to settings, account sitting then type my name into the bar given and click set sitter.

NardHipples today at 12:47
What does account sit mean?

(470.|280 P) Is that good?

Tom167 today at 12:50
account sit is when you allow someone else to control your account for a short or long period of time
but you choose who it is
Yes you are rank 470 in this world

NardHipples today at 13:07
But its my account, i control it and no one else!

Tom167 today at 13:26
but i need to check it before i can invite you

NardHipples today at 13:29
No, you cant steal my account.

Check it for what? Like a check up? At the doctors?

Tom167 today at 13:32
check what troops you have, what building levels you have
No i can't steal it, thats against the rules and will get me banned from this game

NardHipples today at 13:33
So why do you want to my account then!!?

Tom167 today at 13:35
so i can see how many troops you have
And check your building levels

NardHipples today at 13:37
Why do you want to check that though?

Tom167 today at 13:37
to see what you have to see if you can join my tribe :)

NardHipples today at 13:40
But you don't need to steal my account though. I wont let you steal control!

Tom167 today at 13:41
im not
You can set me as sitter then you can have it back

NardHipples today at 13:43
I will fight before my account is stolen!

Tom167 today at 13:43
IM NOT GOING TO STEAL YOUR ACCOUNT
NOONE IS

NardHipples today at 13:45
So you let me account sit you then I will let you account sit me. Because I don't trust it.

Tom167 today at 13:47
well thats not going to work is it
I control a tribe, my account is much more valuble
You don't have a tribe

NardHipples today at 13:48
Then I'm not going to set you then.

Tom167 today at 13:48
ok then you won't join the tribe

NardHipples today at 13:49
And I will report you for trying to steal accounts.

Tom167 today at 13:49
XD ok then

NardHipples today at 13:50
All I wanted it for was so I can see that you can't steal if, if I have yours and you can take it back then I feel safe doing it.

That is all.

Tom167 today at 13:51
well thats not going to happen because i am a duke of a tribe with alot of power

NardHipples today at 13:52
Then you don't get a member with a lot of power.

Units
128 Spear fighters
24 Swordsmen
131 Axemen
25 Scouts
Paladin

Tom167 today at 13:53
hmm interesting
How do i know your not lieing?

NardHipples today at 13:54
Well you wouldn't know unless you let me sit you first.

Tom167 today at 13:54
ok then give me a minute

Tom167 today at 13:55
you have 2 mins exactly

NardHipples today at 13:56
On the other game I played, we used skype to talk to people from our clan. Do you use skype to talk to your members?

Tom167 today at 13:56
i dont have skype

NardHipples today at 13:58
You don't have very many troops on your account. That's not a good sign.

Tom167 today at 13:59
yeah i only just researched axes
Now im going to concentrate on building troops
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Bastard removed his Duke privledges before setting me. :(
 

DeletedUser

Guest
pretty nasty and yes has been reported... he you go ladies haha

- lalala - today at 22:52
ola caxopa, mekie?

Ashley Kinnard today at 22:52
if you are going to mail me do so in English please.

- lalala - today at 22:55
you are girl?

Ashley Kinnard today at 22:56
why would you want to know?

- lalala - today at 22:56
because I`m man :$

Ashley Kinnard today at 22:57
thats lovely thank you for randomly sharing your sex with me.

- lalala - today at 23:00
and you??

Ashley Kinnard today at 23:01
you still have not given a valid reason why you want to know. until you do i refuse to reply,

- lalala - today at 23:02
I am Portuguese, I have a penis 25 cm
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DeletedUser36386

Guest
Tsar Bomba on 26.07. at 20:27
Hello, it appears you have been unfortunate enough to be in my 21x21. This means you have no hope of thriving as this account is played 24 hours a day by numerous people, and will outgrow you at an outrageous pace. Then farm you, once BP ends.

If you would like to see another account of mine, take a look here for some stats for world 38. Here is a link to my profile on that account.

As you can see I am no fool where this game is concerned, and it is in your best interests to restart and grow your village elsewhere.

Thanks for your cooperation,
Tsar Bomba
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Lols.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Zealeuos said:
Yeah, he posted that on the forums, we all had a good laugh. That would explain why I was suddenly duke for a little bit...
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.....And then you disbanded them right! :icon_biggrin:.....
right.....:icon_neutral:
.....maybe?:icon_cry:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Silly nooblets...when will they ever learn;

[26/07/2010 04:58:40] John/Medflex/Schoolofishes: lol
[26/07/2010 04:58:47] John/Medflex/Schoolofishes: it is done because we have a temp. alliance
[26/07/2010 04:58:55] John/Medflex/Schoolofishes: we r wiping sheep out
[26/07/2010 04:58:57] -FacePalm-: And then what? Kill them?
[26/07/2010 04:58:59] John/Medflex/Schoolofishes: then maybe hungry
[26/07/2010 04:59:04] John/Medflex/Schoolofishes: yes face
[26/07/2010 04:59:06] John/Medflex/Schoolofishes: kill them dead
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Oh noes...i r DoooOOOooomed! :icon_eek:

Unfortunately, while they were plotting to destroy SHEEPS with their mighty spears, an angry ex-Baron who had left the tribe in utter disgust at the leadership was writing mails of his own.

image.php


:lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Ashley kinnard said:
pretty nasty and yes has been reported... he you go ladies haha
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obvious question but are you a girl or not? can we not be ourselves, do we have to hide behind alias' and over inflated measurements! yes it all spiraled, spiraled into a 25cm coil, but it started out all very cute and innocent, you pushed the poor guy, pushed him over the edge of the ledge, he is but a monkey on a game! :icon_biggrin:





very pretty charles
 

DeletedUser

Guest
martin hartley63 on 27.07. at 11:01
please explain your self WHY DID YOU DO THAT threaten a TRIBE when your not in a tribe you do realize you made your self a threat to our tribe and they are now gunna hunt you down and farm you

Ninja Lord on 27.07. at 11:50
Hey there.
Well, well, well. Why do I find myself surrounded by seemingly inexperienced players who fail to understand the meaning of a restart mail? I see no reason why I should explain myself; if you've played on a few worlds you would understand that some players make a habit of mailing all players within their 15x15.

Seeing as you've asked a question, I believe that I should ask another. My restart mail was sent about 4 days ago. Why should I be afraid of a tribe that took THAT long to respond? If you intend to hunt me down and farm me... bring it on.
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lol much?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
"hello me name Estavan. friend said PA with you? show me attack of enemy below me. me like friends who attack me enemies. no attack means no friends of me. me sorry. english no good"

I sent this to someone trying to get them to attack a village near me so they both lose troops and i can farm them both. I tried to pretend i don't speak english and it is fun but he never replies to me. he talked with my co-player a lot but i guess he doesn't like me. (and my name is not estavan either, just figured it sounded more foreign) would any of you believe that i didn't speak english with that message? or would you see through it and just think i am retarded...more retarded then normal.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
its kind of a cockney jaja binx thai ladyboy, has a nice flow though :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Nasty man :icon_sad:

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UKRevenge today at 12:52
Greetings toffer87

I am [player]UKRevenge[/player] of [ally]U-T[/ally] and I am mailing you about our tribe, United.

We are a tribe made up of two tribes from world 42 Unite and TKWSN. Both of these two tribes are experianced tribes that have proved themselves time and time again in war against bigger oppenents. [ally]U-T[/ally] in this world is a mix of the two. We dont recruit easily and only players who believe in supporting others, fighting and having a decent troop count will get in. We have started to look outside our selection of members from the two tribes from world 42 and thats where you come in.

If you are planning on doing well on this world and having a good fight then we would be interested in discussing you joining us.

Thanks
[player]UKRevenge[/player]

toffer87 today at 12:53
Go away

UKRevenge today at 12:54
your call, but you aint very polite

toffer87 today at 12:57
I dont care

UKRevenge today at 12:58
you will

toffer87 today at 12:59
Will I ? And pray tell how you would come by that conclusion?

UKRevenge today at 13:01
YAWN!

toffer87 today at 13:02
Well you said it.......and you wont tell me how or why you said it. Conclusion i get from that is you were making Idle threats and now cant bak them up?

UKRevenge today at 13:02
I CAN, THE CONCLUSION I GET FROM YOU IS YOR A fEMALE WITH PMT AND A MASSIVE MOUTH

toffer87 today at 13:03
I'm actualy a guy thank you very much.

I see that is how you want it to happen huh.

I'm sure the member in your tribe near me will enjoy becoming my farm then.

UKRevenge today at 13:06
TRY IT! and i will see you are rimmed your call

toffer87 today at 13:07
I already have. An attack is on the way to his village as we speak. Have a Nice day.
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DeletedUser

Guest
Well, one of the guys in that conversation has PMS but it sure ain't toffer.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
jmng15 today at 12:04
Greetings,

It has come to my attention that [player]Aries the Angry[/player] has started farming [player]castle knight[/player].It seems that [player]Aries the Angry[/player] is trying to make [player]castle knight[/player] a farm.

While we understand that this is a war game, it may be better to choose a less active target. We are a highly active and disciplined tribe, who work together. We will begin defending (defender's name)'s village aggressively, and you can expect counter-attacks against players who attack us. Furthermore, we have spoken to allies of ours, and they have agreed to help support our villages if this leads to large-scale attacks.

It is early in the game to fight active players, as neither of our tribes have either fully built nukes or the ability to noble villages yet. A fight between us at this point would benefit neither of us--only waste resources as our neighbors continue to grow.

I hope you will see the wisdom in what I say.

Sincerely,
[player]jmng15[/player]
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Erm....does anyone else see the problem with this?

We will begin defending (defender's name)'s village aggressively
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IT'S A FORM LETTER!! :lol:

Sticky this thread please :)
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Lol, our allies have promised to support our villages if this turns large scale xD
 
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