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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Dystopia was at war. Winston was sure he could remember a time when this had not been so but the stats posted by The Ministry of Truth had shown him the truth:
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Side 1:
Tribes: 1984
Side 2:
Tribes: tabach
Timeframe: Forever
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 31
Side 2: 3
Difference: 28
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 255,643
Side 2: 13,404
Difference: 242,239
Side 1:
Tribes: 1984
Side 2:
Tribes: tabach
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 20
Side 2: 3
Difference: 17
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 164,642
Side 2: 13,404
Difference: 151,238
The perfect Dystopia had been disturbed, a dangerous message of freedom had been spreading amongst the proletariat, there could be freedom from the oppression, freedom from the constant farming and nobling of 1984, all they had to do was submit to the bourgeoisie rule of tabach.
The Smexy Hippo of 1984 decided that this dangerous philosophy could not be allowed to spread any further and the Dystopian Thought Police have begun the process of removing tabach and all trace of them from history, after all Who controls the past, controls the future: who controls the present controls the past
Until the barbs become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious
ps Anyone who can tell us what a tabach is (photographic evidence is essential) wins a special bonus prize!