Funny IG Mails

DeletedUser

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i dont how i can convince him we are not hugs acady... honestly ????

XxHumburgerxX on 02.03. at 16:36
Hi,

I was wordering of just trying your tribe not a long time from now lucyducks just join your tribe and I know him I live near him.

So please get back to me asap.
Thanks

adrien2285 on 03.03. at 00:19
you dont meet our requirements to join yet, sorry.

adrien2285 on 05.03. at 04:11
grow a bit more and call me back later.

our new requirement is 20k but just message me when your about to make a noble or around that stage.

XxHumburgerxX on 05.03. at 08:20
Kool cheers about 3k or abit more

adrien2285 on 05.03. at 17:52
ya, roughly

XxHumburgerxX on 05.03. at 20:02
K cheers

XxHumburgerxX on 08.03. at 20:33
i know ur secret about ur tribe if i get it right will u let me in ur tribe

adrien2285 on 09.03. at 03:51
what secret? i dont know of any.

XxHumburgerxX on 09.03. at 21:13
hug

adrien2285 on 10.03. at 02:13
now your confusing me lol. how is hug our secret, they are 2nd biggest tribe.

XxHumburgerxX on 10.03. at 08:58
Ur acamdy tribe of them I know

adrien2285 on 10.03. at 13:05
no we are not.

XxHumburgerxX on 10.03. at 21:27
Yes u r

adrien2285 on 10.03. at 23:56
well if we are I certainly didn't know, but I am sure we are not the acady, if we where I would be leaving since I hate acady tribes....
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DeletedUser

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i'm pretty sure school is hug's academy tribe. not enough room for hug to have two, now is there?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
We now have a zombie in HUG

[21:07:59] Bucshot: xander, sent you igm
[21:08:11] Anders Uusna: don't open it!
[21:08:17] Anders Uusna: probably a mail bomb.
[21:09:03] Xander0607 - Supreme: :O
[21:09:11] Xander0607 - Supreme: are you sure i shouldnt open it?
[21:09:21] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: bin it
[21:09:24] Anders Uusna: yes :D
[21:09:54] Xander0607 - Supreme: ok
[21:10:04] Xander0607 - Supreme: sorry bucshot, its 2 against 1 :p
[21:10:30] Anders Uusna: lmao
[21:10:51] Anders Uusna: i know you've already read it though :p
[21:11:00] Xander0607 - Supreme: i havent :|
[21:11:07] Anders Uusna: lies :p
[21:11:14] Xander0607 - Supreme: bucshot read the mail!!! :p
[21:11:39 | Edited 21:11:52] Anders Uusna: you were too eager to get a new addition to your virus collection on your comp that you couldn't resist it :p
[21:12:56] Bucshot: [21:08] Anders Uusna:

<<< don't open it!
probably a mail bomb.:mad:
[21:13:03] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: see
[21:13:09] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: now look what youve done xander
[21:13:16] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: you just killed bucshot
[21:13:24] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: whos gonna play that account now?
[21:13:34] Anders Uusna: yep
[21:13:36] Anders Uusna: what a pity
[21:14:01] Xander0607 - Supreme: we could internal it?
[21:14:12] Xander0607 - Supreme: :p
[21:14:26] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: notice how buc is not typing anymore
[21:14:36] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: you killed him
[21:15:03] Anders Uusna: pay for your sins! :|
[21:15:13] Xander0607 - Supreme: ((angel))
[21:16:20] Xander0607 - Supreme: should we internal him now?
[21:16:31] Anders Uusna: sure :D
[21:17:02] Xander0607 - Supreme: or after we have payed our respects, it would be rude going after him espically when i killed him :S
[21:17:50] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: where should we hold the funeral?
[21:18:09] Xander0607 - Supreme: K51
[21:18:37] Anders Uusna: :O!
[21:18:39] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: AAAAHHHH its a zombie!
[21:18:40] Anders Uusna: he's alive!
[21:18:42] Bucshot: LOL not dead yet, just stunned a bit.
[21:18:43] Xander0607 - Supreme: its a mircale hes alive :O
[21:19:05] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: its a zombie!!!! run!!!
[21:19:06] Xander0607 - Supreme: [21:18] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶:

<<< AAAAHHHH its a zombie!this ^^ :O
[21:19:27] Xander0607 - Supreme: instead of running, im gonna dance my way out :cool: ((dance))
 
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DeletedUser

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bobby turnip said:
[spoil]We now have a zombie in HUG

[21:07:59] Bucshot: xander, sent you igm
[21:08:11] Anders Uusna: don't open it!
[21:08:17] Anders Uusna: probably a mail bomb.
[21:09:03] Xander0607 - Supreme: :O
[21:09:11] Xander0607 - Supreme: are you sure i shouldnt open it?
[21:09:21] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: bin it
[21:09:24] Anders Uusna: yes :D
[21:09:54] Xander0607 - Supreme: ok
[21:10:04] Xander0607 - Supreme: sorry bucshot, its 2 against 1 :p
[21:10:30] Anders Uusna: lmao
[21:10:51] Anders Uusna: i know you've already read it though :p
[21:11:00] Xander0607 - Supreme: i havent :|
[21:11:07] Anders Uusna: lies :p
[21:11:14] Xander0607 - Supreme: bucshot read the mail!!! :p
[21:11:39 | Edited 21:11:52] Anders Uusna: you were too eager to get a new addition to your virus collection on your comp that you couldn't resist it :p
[21:12:56] Bucshot: [21:08] Anders Uusna:

<<< don't open it!
probably a mail bomb.:mad:
[21:13:03] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: see
[21:13:09] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: now look what youve done xander
[21:13:16] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: you just killed bucshot
[21:13:24] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: whos gonna play that account now?
[21:13:34] Anders Uusna: yep
[21:13:36] Anders Uusna: what a pity
[21:14:01] Xander0607 - Supreme: we could internal it?
[21:14:12] Xander0607 - Supreme: :p
[21:14:26] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: notice how buc is not typing anymore
[21:14:36] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: you killed him
[21:15:03] Anders Uusna: pay for your sins! :|
[21:15:13] Xander0607 - Supreme: ((angel))
[21:16:20] Xander0607 - Supreme: should we internal him now?
[21:16:31] Anders Uusna: sure :D
[21:17:02] Xander0607 - Supreme: or after we have payed our respects, it would be rude going after him espically when i killed him :S
[21:17:50] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: where should we hold the funeral?
[21:18:09] Xander0607 - Supreme: K51
[21:18:37] Anders Uusna: :O!
[21:18:39] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: AAAAHHHH its a zombie!
[21:18:40] Anders Uusna: he's alive!
[21:18:42] Bucshot: LOL not dead yet, just stunned a bit.
[21:18:43] Xander0607 - Supreme: its a mircale hes alive :O
[21:19:05] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶: its a zombie!!!! run!!!
[21:19:06] Xander0607 - Supreme: [21:18] Rob Aka Sid ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶:

<<< AAAAHHHH its a zombie!this ^^ :O
[21:19:27] Xander0607 - Supreme: instead of running, im gonna dance my way out :cool: ((dance))[/spoil]
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Not an in game MAIL. :p
 

DeletedUser

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quinyc today at 23:14
why you scouting

Diamond.Blade today at 23:15
Why not?

quinyc today at 23:17
look my tribe aree getting pissed of at scouting look im just saying my leader is thinking about war

quinyc today at 23:18
i know why

quinyc today at 23:18
trophy

Diamond.Blade today at 23:20
OMG!!!!!!!!! I'M SO SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS MIGHT KILL ME!!!

I mean, I've got 28 times more points than you whole tribe, and my tribe has 632 times more points than your tribe.

And yes - it was for award.

quinyc today at 23:23
oh sorry dude and thanks 4 not nobleing

Diamond.Blade today at 23:24
Maybe I'll noble you now, I don't like being threatened.

*sends fake train at this point* (not part of mail)

quinyc today at 23:24
look dude i wasnt threatning you

Diamond.Blade today at 23:25
Author said:
quinyc today at 23:17
look my tribe aree getting pissed of at scouting look im just saying my leader is thinking about war
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That looked like a threat to me.

quinyc today at 23:26
i was just saying and dude do you hack acounts and can hack vilages

Diamond.Blade today at 23:27
Sssh, don't tell anyone!

quinyc today at 23:28
call of the atacks or i will get you reported

Diamond.Blade today at 23:33
Ok. I will cancel them!

quinyc today at 23:34
started over lol dont cancel them
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:lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I never did post a couple of my mails, these are from way back. I'll put them in spoilers as their long-ish.
Some might find them funny, some might not but worth a read :p

My GLOBAL story <3
[spoil]
SmeXy Hippo on 04.11. at 19:08
The Stupidity of GLOBAL

Once upon a time there was a very hungry couple of hippos, they had not eaten now for a whole day. This needed to change, he looked under rocks, he looked in the trees to no avail. He searched high and he searched low until he came across a nice tasty treat the went by the name Muffle. Now Muffle was only small, maybe one forth of Mr and Mrs Hippos size but they did not care.

Mr Hippo said to Mrs Hippo with great excitement "Wait a minute, Muff boy here is in the coolest gang in the whole wide world... [ally]GLOBAL[/ally]!" He couldn't help but wonder what the bestest tribe in the world would taste of. Mr and Mrs Hippo let their temtations get the better of them and they took a quick nibble. Mrs Hippo seemed to like it, she said "I want more, more!" While foaming at the mouth. They both agreed that Muffle would be their next meal so the happy hippos tucked them-selfs into bed and slept with a grin on their face.

Mrs Hippo woke to a beautiful sparkling morning. But to her amazement Muffle has broken into a rage and attacked poor Mrs Hippo not once, not twice but three times. Mr Hippo woke to be not best please so he decided to take action.

After a anger lead attack Mr Hippo decide it was time to gobble up Muffle, Finally the food he had been looking for. There was one area of Muffle he seemed to like... so he took it. Now it seemed the bestest tribe the the whole wide world had made a few mis-calculation and decided to help out their good old friend Hippo.

They stacked...
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Author said:
Subject [player]mrrrrr[/player] supports HappY.MIFFLE
Sent Nov 03, 2010 22:05:46
From: [player]mrrrrr[/player]
Origin: [coord]162|443[/coord]
To: [player]SmeXy Hippo[/player]
Destination: [coord]254|357[/coord]


Units:
0 8229 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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And stacked...
[spoil]
Author said:
Subject mrrrrr supports HappY.MIFFLE
Sent Nov 03, 2010 22:09:12
From: mrrrrr
Origin: Varna (170|451) K41
To: SmeXy Hippo
Destination: HappY.MIFFLE (254|357) K32


Units:
0 4869 0 4700 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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And stacked against the horrid Muffle maniac.
[spoil]
Author said:
Subject mrrrrr supports HappY.MIFFLE
Sent Nov 03, 2010 22:19:43
From: mrrrrr
Origin: Varna (161|443) K41
To: SmeXy Hippo
Destination: HappY.MIFFLE (254|357) K32


Units:
0 5454 0 4600 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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Hippo was bemused by these turn of events and decide enough was enough. So he gathered what he could and killed some of the bestest tribes support right there in his villages. Hippo was very grateful for the ODA and ODD at the hands of their old time enemies. Muffle seemed to be in a nutshell... angry that he was Hippos lunch so he attacked that very village his fellow members had previously stacked.

Hippo was in a spot of bother, that was until he realized Muffles bestest friend [player]mrrrrr[/player] stacked against him. Hippo let Muffles tribes defense kill his nobles/nuke. Hippo counted 1, 2, 3 nobles killed.

Hippo munched up half of Muffles K32 villages...nom nom nom.

Gained attacker of the day:
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Author said:
Achieved daily awards
2x Attacker of the day
You defeated the most units in this world as an attacker on 03.11.2010 (283.046 units)!
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And also gained over 1 million ODA overnight, all at the hands of [ally]GLOBAL[/ally]. Well we here would like to thank [ally]GLOBAL[/ally]/[ally]LOCAL[/ally] for all the awards you guy/girls are giving us not to forget the points and the OD.

Much <3


Written by The Smexiest Hippo


P.S
^^ true story :D

http://en50.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=1868022 on 04.11. at 21:40
lol you also lost the most amount of troops trying to noble only what .....7 vills off of a player 1/8 your size wow lol check my w7 stats thats how you noble off a player big enough to defend hhahah your a noob it took u so much loss and i am but so little hahahhha noob
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Recruitment questionnaire:
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http://en50.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=8869383 on 03.12. at 14:04
Hi sir. i am writing this mail to formally ask your invitation that i would like to join your tribe. i am an experienced player coming from world 3. hope you accept my letter.
Thanks and Good Day.

SmeXy Hippo on 03.12. at 22:00
Greetings [player]benchbanned[/player],

This is really exciting news to hear from you. We here at 1984 <3 points and thinking at the prospect of gaining 48,000+ points more makes my stomach go all funny and my legs tremble.

Now as you can understand for an elite tribe as our-selfs we have certain standards and recruitment policies to follow. Number one being recruit anyone and everyone, number two being to follow out a simple questionnaire for us you understand the kind of player and person you are.

All of this will help us determine if you have got what it takes to be along side the smelly Going Commando, the deadly SmeXy Hippo and the rest of the friendly gang.

So I ask you to fill out the following questions, please take your time and get back to us once complete. Remember there are no right or wrong answers but opinions, have fun:

1 ~ Have you ever played Tribal Wars before? If so details required.

2 ~ What times do you play tribal wars?

3 ~ Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

4 ~ How many hairs on the palm of your hand do you have?

5 ~ What shampoo do you use?

6 ~ Can blind people see their dreams?

7 ~ Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

8 ~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

9 ~ Is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own gas?

10 ~ Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

11 ~ Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

12 ~ At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

13 ~ What is Satan's last name?

14 ~ What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

15 ~ How does Freddy Kruger wipe his bottom?

16 ~ How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

17 ~ Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

18 ~ Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

19 ~ If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?

20 ~ Do you like carrots?

21 ~ If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

22 ~ Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?


Thanks for your time
~Smexiest Hippo

http://en50.tribalwars.net/page.php?page=inbound&screen=info_player&id=8869383 on 03.12. at 23:32
Ans.
1. Yes, i have a 2 1/2 years experienced before on world 3 with 1.1m+ points and im back playing TW for more than 5 months from now.

2. i usually play 23:00-05:00 and 14:00-20:00 server time

3.Their "helmets" were made of leather and canvas, and had the radio speakers over the ears.

4.none.

5.Head and Shoulders

6.yes, because in dreams there are now blind people even impossible things happen.

7.Because they are engorged with blood. Hemo is the medical prefix for related to the blood.(not sure about this one).

8.no because its only the same person.

9.no

10.yes

11.McDonald's staple foods are burgers and fries.

12. left part

13.Satan

14.i think any jedi would put a lightsaber on the water.

15.he uses his victims hands to wipe it.(hahaha)

16. hmm.when the blue smurf suffocates maybe their faces turned green.

17.Susan

18.no, because tea makers only capable of making tea.

19.so that barbie wont get lonely and she has her friends to talk to.

20.no i dont eat vegetables.. T_T

21.i made a very wrong decision.

22.to avoid medical infections.

~thats all my answer sir. thanks for the question i enjoy answering it even though its long it made me smile for a bit of time.

Thanks again and God Bless always.
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DeletedUser

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SmeXy Hippo said:
I never did post a couple of my mails, these are from way back. I'll put them in spoilers as their long-ish.
Some might find them funny, some might not but worth a read :p

My GLOBAL story <3
[spoil]
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Recruitment questionnaire:
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the recruitment questionnaire actually made me giggle a bit... you mind me stealing some of those questions?
 

King Sean04

Guest
SmeXy Hippo said:
I never did post a couple of my mails, these are from way back. I'll put them in spoilers as their long-ish.
Some might find them funny, some might not but worth a read :p

My GLOBAL story <3
[spoil]
[/spoil]
Recruitment questionnaire:
[spoil]
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Lmao that was hilarious i can't believe he answered the questions
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Best ive seen for a while :lol: and epic that he actually spent the time replying :icon_biggrin:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
onatz today at 09:42
i wrote to you not as an aggressor but as a fellow player and as yourself i enjoy the game, i also enjoy meeting fellow players and making friends not enemies, as we all have plenty of them in real life, i know our tribes are at war but to me in war situations i only attack others if they are stopping my tribe or my progress not just to gain villages, and that is the reason i never went into your area as i respected your territory you had i`m sure had to fight for, anyway i assure you i will not be part of any attacks on you without justification and hope we can live in some sort of piece as fellow players and neighbors all the best Vince
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I was not going to post this, but really, what does he think war is about?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
SmeXy Hippo said:
I never did post a couple of my mails, these are from way back. I'll put them in spoilers as their long-ish.
Some might find them funny, some might not but worth a read :p

My GLOBAL story <3
[spoil]
[/spoil]
Recruitment questionnaire:
[spoil]
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haha

Can I do the funny "questionnaire" too?? :))
I'll add up some funny questions lol...

The guy is really desperate to be in your tribe xD
 

DeletedUser

Guest
LOL



name removed
today at 19:08[/u]
your almost 3 times bigger than this tribe How could we help you

wang1in today at 19:14
Because I'm being attacked by all of [ally]Sike[/ally] for the last couple weeks. I am not the account owner he walked away. So I'm trying to save as much as I can on this account.
I need fast support and your tribe is closer than my tribe and the troops I still have.

Are you willing to lend a hand?
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DeletedUser

Guest
Our usual talk

[spoil]
Nutter01 today at 18:11
Guess what

Xander0607 today at 18:30
what

Nutter01 today at 18:31
what

Xander0607 today at 18:32
what

Nutter01 today at 18:33
what

Xander0607 today at 18:33
what

Nutter01 today at 18:34
what

Xander0607 today at 18:35
what

Nutter01 today at 18:36
what

Xander0607 today at 18:37
what

Nutter01 today at 18:37
what

Xander0607 today at 18:37
what

Nutter01 today at 18:38
nothing now stop writing back nub

Xander0607 today at 18:40
sorry :(

Nutter01 today at 18:41
didn't i say no more writing back. jeesh!

Xander0607 today at 18:41
:'(

Nutter01 today at 18:42
bryan can you not read. NO MORE WRITING BACK

Xander0607 today at 18:44
sorry :(

Nutter01 today at 18:44
...stop writing back

Xander0607 today at 18:45
sorry :(

Nutter01 today at 18:46
...stop...

Xander0607 today at 18:47
ok, come on skype...

Nutter01 today at 18:48
cant aboutta go write a damn 5 page essay for my final
-_-

Xander0607 today at 18:50
oh ok, ill stop good luck writing it :p :)

Nutter01 today at 18:51
(finger)

Xander0607 today at 18:52
what? o_O

Nutter01 today at 18:53
...you aren't that bright..

Xander0607 today at 18:54
lol if you say so ;)

Nutter01 today at 18:54
...im putting this up in the externals.

Xander0607 today at 18:55
(finger)

Nutter01 today at 18:55
up yours!
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