Funny Mails Thread

DeletedUser

Guest
Really wish I wasn't so good at manipulating people. It's just to easy. :)

You're just too good Ya Bro, I give up. :lol:
 

athalie28

Guest
Finny50 said:
Really wish I wasn't so good at manipulating people. It's just to easy. :)

You're just too good Ya Bro, I give up. :lol:
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Does your 'giving up' include dismissing all the members being attacked? I think it's a really smart move!
Nov 04
05:35 biri bhai has been dismissed by hotsparky.
Just a suggestion for a juicy punishment: he likes being spanked!

hotsparky today at 06:53 Quote Ya Bro will soon be dead as their leader lonely bunny is breaking rules and should be punished soon. :)

-Finny50
 

balubhai

Guest
Sshhhhhhhhh Ath , i like only when u spank me ;)

And on topic , this great leader of VIRUS just called my new player a noob as my player have 1.1k lc and over 1 million loot , but no hyped up ODA :(
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I'm really curious to see how far can they get by "reporting". Lol.
It seems to them that everyone's cheating. :icon_rolleyes:
 

DeletedUser98528

Guest
I think VIRUS have succh talented players in there tribe! :lol:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I got one interesting mail. hehe

alexioc on 03.11. at 20:01
why you attack me? :)

kkaukis-joes-murph on 03.11. at 20:40
I did not knew what to do with my axes and lc so I decided to attack random player. hehe

alexioc today at 07:37
hahaha bad boy you are! :)))
how r u doing?

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 07:45
Im doing me.

are you doing me too ?

alexioc today at 08:09
well if you want, i can come and do you something that will make you pleasure. hahaha :)

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 13:16
something ? like what ?

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 15:10
u dont want to speak with me anymore :\

alexioc today at 15:14
I am a sitter they will talk with you later :)

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 15:23
they ? Siamese twins ?

alexioc today at 15:24
lol no but could be male or female ;)

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 15:32
you wont lol me :p u sitter boy

I lol in your face.

alexioc today at 15:36
lol

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 15:44
ok, you just did it. :\
you are the Mr.LoL now. :p is that fine with you ?

alexioc today at 15:47
If you want i am not fussed i am just a sitter :)

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 15:55
do sitter have a name ?

alexioc today at 15:57
they do but as you have been attacking the tribe i have no name. but would ask that you stop the attacks please

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 16:06
I would like to stop but I cant because I dont know your name.
My grandma Omega told me to do not listen to strangers with no names. Sorry,

alexioc today at 16:13
ha ha ha ha very good

I will not state my name for 1 reason i cant support this player wile i sit.

Thou i will say thank you from colonel carter (not me) for the trade in the market

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 16:15
interesting...

are you Harold or Kumar ?

alexioc today at 16:17
nether :)

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 16:20
nether ? who is nether ? lol,

Nether it actually sounds like an ugly cat name...

alexioc today at 16:23
lmfao nether is not my name.

Like i said i will not tell you who i am .

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 16:25
dont need to use bad words, I got it.


btw, just to let you know someone told me that you suc*s.

yes, with *

alexioc today at 16:29
;)

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 16:31
u knew that before I told you ? :O
and you are fine with that, no, you love that.

you are one strange person..

alexioc today at 16:32
no i just dont take offence it is a game after all no point in getting upset :)

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 19:02
sry, for late answer I was peeing


soooo, do that means I can call you noob ?

alexioc today at 19:11
hahaha :) peeing is a very romantic action to mention in personal letters :) also it took longtime to make it, hope all is ok :p

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 19:14
thats what Im talking about...

Yea everything is great... I was not peeing for a a week so it took some time now.

alexioc today at 19:22
hahaha :)))) ure sweet :))))
now we can become friends :p

alexioc today at 19:22
hahaha :)))) ure sweet :))))
now we can become friends :p

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 19:53
Im sweet but you are double poster :p
NO DOUBLE POSTS! hehe

Do you really think its so easy to get Mr.Me as your friend ?


P.S. hehe - is not gay laughs :p

alexioc today at 19:56
hahahaha :))) why not that we become friends? :p i dont see anything against ;)
Mr. You will you accept me as his friend? :p

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 20:00
Mr.Me dont even knows your name, you are just a sitterboy..

alexioc today at 20:04
hehehe :) Alex, my name is, your dearest Mr. You.
we can start from there, no? :)

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 20:06
Alex ?
my cousin cat name is Alex... I hope you are not his cat. are you ?


well, if Im right you are not sitter anymore.. are you ?

alexioc today at 20:17
hehehe :))) im the owner of the account babe :)
but this dont change the situation! :p
im not a cat, im a lion :p

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 20:47
:O
the guy who was sitting you before told me to ask you what was his name ?

alexioc today at 20:48
he knows very well whats his name ;)
so :)) whats your name Mr.Right? :)

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 20:51
he knows, but I dont...


my name is too long... you can call me just kkaukis-joes-murph

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 20:51
no, lol, there is no joe and no murph, my name is kkaukis or Kris.

alexioc today at 20:54
I like Kris more :) So Kris :) we can be finally friends, no? :p

kkaukis-joes-murph today at 20:57
dont you have other friends ? or what? :D

your tribe, OD and awards are too noobish, you cant be my friend.
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DeletedUser102833

Guest
hahaha, i know to me it sounded like two noobs talking to each other. If that was on purpose then good job, but not very funny...
 

DeletedUser102476

Guest
After my fiasco in world 58, I decided to not accept any half-answers in this world...

KB8U on 04.11. at 03:32
Would you like to be the first to join my crew at ESPN? I have played TW for about 5 years and I'm a very aggressive player. I am looking for a player that wants to take advantage of this opportunity and join my tribe. I'm looking for a player that wants to play a part in the tribe.


Rytger on 04.11. at 21:51
I might be interested. How do you intend to run the tribe?


KB8U on 04.11. at 23:30
Aggressive and strategic if that's what you mean. A democracy.


Rytger on 04.11. at 23:44
What do you mean by "democracy"?


KB8U on 04.11. at 23:45
like setting up polls to discuss major decisions with our council


KB8U on 04.11. at 23:55
So would you like to join or not, we are growing quite rapidly


Rytger today at 00:20
no thanks


KB8U today at 00:21
are you sure we are looking for barons right now?


Rytger today at 00:45
If you tell me how you democracy is compatible with plaing "fast"

KB8U today at 00:46
well we have 3 leader along with the council if majority of the council agrees on something it is official ideas can be brought up by any tribe member

Rytger today at 00:48
For that answer, I will refer to what is written in my profile...

Personal text
English

Do you speak it?​
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KB8U today at 00:49
well basically it is a regular tribe i don't know how to explain it
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DeletedUser80551

Guest
meh..

twiztidjuggalo13 on 04.11. at 08:29
Ive never met a galatic goat. Ive seen space llamas, comet cats and rocket riding rats.

However, i have galatic goat space porn, festuring Dirk Gurgler the Man Goat, Forest Stump the Midget Goat, And Harry Bobbings the Mechanic.

Is there anyway you could get me an autograph?

GalacticGoat on 04.11. at 08:35
Of course you can, though u have not got the Christmas special i stared in 'galactic space balls rise of Mrs Claus' was amazing haha

twiztidjuggalo13 on 04.11. at 14:02
Nice. I heard about it at the International Bestiality Porn Festival but then i watched the donkey Show and got sidetracked :(

GalacticGoat on 04.11. at 20:07
OOOOhh dam the donkey show ha ha ha
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DeletedUser

Guest
Mail Title : Can you declare War

dark knight 94 today at 20:49
on silent shadows there the biggest in this K24 and together with the other tribes we can beat them.
zip are sending long distance cat attacks at them.
Cpt Sandwich today at 20:58
no chance....thats the stupidest thing i've heard all day
dark knight 94 today at 21:01
pleaseeeeeeeeeeee.
Cpt Sandwich today at 21:15
wow....i guess you need to learn more about the game, for starters, why oh why would a crew still under beginer protection declare war on another crew....just because a radom noob asked them too...NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
dark knight 94 today at 21:16
ok mate :(
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FAIL
 

DeletedUser18543

Guest
[spoil]


chaos1417 on 03.11. at 01:11
your next! ^^

i liek 2 spam on 03.11. at 01:18
lol, in ~2months you won't even be here. You are in the core+in a noob (family) tribe.

Was this mail suppose to make me scared? I bet I farm [player]lfc ako[/player] before you farm me, which will never happen :D

chaos1417 on 03.11. at 01:24
wait for it

i liek 2 spam on 03.11. at 01:29
tell lfc to "wait for it too"

chaos1417 on 03.11. at 01:30
its for a good fight but looking at you i got a new farm

i liek 2 spam on 03.11. at 01:31
cool story bro
tell me more

chaos1417 on 03.11. at 01:42
noobs never get old

i liek 2 spam on 03.11. at 01:53
Yes, I was just thinking the same thing sitting here talking to you. Seeing as I've been playing since the opening of W7 and everything.

Cocky noobs will always and forever be sucky noobs.

chaos1417 on 03.11. at 01:55
wow you need a life lol

i liek 2 spam on 03.11. at 01:55
Coming from the guy that put a whole bunch of "goals" on his profile

lolwut?

chaos1417 on 03.11. at 01:58
yea its not hard to play a game watch click

i liek 2 spam on 03.11. at 02:05
Cool
Have fun with that

i liek 2 spam today at 03:05
nice stats

http://www.twstats.com/en21/index.php?page=player&id=2343876

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

hahahahahahaha

chaos1417 today at 03:10
and?

i liek 2 spam today at 03:12
...


















































































LOLOLOLOLOL

chaos1417 today at 03:14
yes what?

i liek 2 spam today at 03:15
LMAO


LOL

hahahahahahahahahaha

roflroflrofl

chaos1417 today at 03:17
o ya nice fake

i liek 2 spam today at 03:18
lol its not a fake xD

I have 600 axe and 100 lc, lvl 3 each here

well, had, I just sent them your way, when they get back they will be going to lfc ;D
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[/spoil]

He got butthurt because I told his friend I would farm him :D
This guy sent me an attack (LC I believe it is) from 22 hours away. I am in K36, he is in K45
lololololol
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Noobs on these externals need to learn to use spoilers. Especially if the messages are longer then 5 back and forth. lol
 

DeletedUser102833

Guest
I agree with Finny, can a admin go through and put all the long mails into spoilers?
 

balubhai

Guest
That is one thing i agree with Finny :p

Some even have to learn to export mails :|
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Rattar19 today at 17:44
you've just made, a big mistake!!!
step 1. NEVER attack someone in a tribe!!!!!!

jummi08 today at 17:53
oh please. give me rain.

Rattar19 today at 18:30
lol, look, can't you just leave me alone, i've only just started this game, i can kind of be somone that can give you resources when you need them, and let's face it, you'll get alot more resources if i just send them to you!

jummi08 today at 18:33
Why the attitude then? Shouldn't have threatened me. Should have asked nicely...

Rattar19 today at 18:36
please, can't you just forgive me

jummi08 today at 18:40
Aww you are just so sweet. Prop me up a deal. How much per daily are you willing to give me.

Rattar19 today at 18:41
how much do you want?

jummi08 today at 18:41
3000 wood daily.

Rattar19 today at 18:42
why specifically wood?

Rattar19 today at 18:42
just wonderin

jummi08 today at 18:43
I need to feed my bears. They don't like food. They just like wood. So I need to get wood to feed them so that they will obey my command. YAY

Rattar19 today at 18:44
lol, how about his, leave me alone for a week so that i can build up my wood income that way, i could probably pay you more?

jummi08 today at 18:49
LOL no deal :D

Rattar19 today at 18:54
can't you at least cut ot down toy like 1,500 a week?

Rattar19 today at 18:55
just for this week

jummi08 today at 18:59
2000 per day. Final offer.

Rattar19 today at 19:00
for just one week or all weeks?
and can i start tommorow?

jummi08 today at 19:01
You can start tomorrow and for four weeks.

Rattar19 today at 19:01
thankyou, also, i'm gonna guess it's a no.
Would u like to join my tribe?

jummi08 today at 19:03
but isn't your tribe full of elite players? Weren't you gonna make me a farm? Why ask me to join? You are just plotting something against me aren't you?

Rattar19 today at 19:04
i rpomise you, i'm not gonna go against you, it's not full of eliteplayers, it just has some players with a hell of a lot of troops

Rattar19 today at 19:05
and come'on, it was just an empty threat

jummi08 today at 19:06
well on one condition.. I am allowed to leave your tribe when I want to.

Rattar19 today at 19:07
fine, also they don't have a lot of troops, it was just a simple empty threat, soz :(
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