thebigt625
Guest
A Simple Request
By: BigT
“Rim Service,” come on, thats just not true advertising,
Your rim is littered with clans, whose numbers are rising.
You’ve stumbled through your wars, from every perspective,
Scraping the bottom of the barrel, and that’s objective.
Invite after invite, trying to dilute your corruption?
Well, here is our declaration without further interruption:
A simple request - and an Uber will appear,
To get your dumb, drunk ass out of here.
Congratulations, you've recruited your way to the top,
But jesus, thats going to be one painful belly flop.
A simple request - and a Lyft will arrive,
To make sure that you get home alive.
A Taxi will pick you up, maybe cop a feel,
And have you seen the rates? What a terrible deal.
Yeah, you might make it in one piece, but who really knows?
I grew up in New York, and I’ve seen enough true crime shows.
You guys are getting creepy, and honestly you’re outdated,
For way too long you’ve been running around unregulated.
Everyone knows: an old Taxi Cab ’s biggest fear is RUST,
And to be honest, you could never truly earn our trust.
We’ll eat your frame, bit by bit,
Until even your best have quit.
I guess thats not saying a lot
Either way,
Winter is coming, and your head’s been priced,
And come springtime, you’ll have been iced.
Win or lose, please give it your all,
Because in the end, only one of us will fall.
In regards to our requests… we only have one,
Give it your all, and let’s have some fun.
So don’t roll over, even though that's your norm.
And do your best to weather this storm.
RUST Declares war on Taxi and CAB!
Seriously.... I mean seriously. You ever hear of finishing a war by actually nobling the enemy?
It's just recruit bad player after bad player...Let's see how that plays out for you.
Looks like you're out of recruiting options now - but I'm sure you'll stoop as low as possible to figure something out
Much <3,
BigT
By: BigT
“Rim Service,” come on, thats just not true advertising,
Your rim is littered with clans, whose numbers are rising.
You’ve stumbled through your wars, from every perspective,
Scraping the bottom of the barrel, and that’s objective.
Invite after invite, trying to dilute your corruption?
Well, here is our declaration without further interruption:
A simple request - and an Uber will appear,
To get your dumb, drunk ass out of here.
Congratulations, you've recruited your way to the top,
But jesus, thats going to be one painful belly flop.
A simple request - and a Lyft will arrive,
To make sure that you get home alive.
A Taxi will pick you up, maybe cop a feel,
And have you seen the rates? What a terrible deal.
Yeah, you might make it in one piece, but who really knows?
I grew up in New York, and I’ve seen enough true crime shows.
You guys are getting creepy, and honestly you’re outdated,
For way too long you’ve been running around unregulated.
Everyone knows: an old Taxi Cab ’s biggest fear is RUST,
And to be honest, you could never truly earn our trust.
We’ll eat your frame, bit by bit,
Until even your best have quit.
I guess thats not saying a lot
Either way,

Winter is coming, and your head’s been priced,
And come springtime, you’ll have been iced.
Win or lose, please give it your all,
Because in the end, only one of us will fall.
In regards to our requests… we only have one,
Give it your all, and let’s have some fun.
So don’t roll over, even though that's your norm.
And do your best to weather this storm.
RUST Declares war on Taxi and CAB!
Seriously.... I mean seriously. You ever hear of finishing a war by actually nobling the enemy?
Looks like you're out of recruiting options now - but I'm sure you'll stoop as low as possible to figure something out
Much <3,
BigT