APPLE: We're rubbish, but we love the attention.

[DeletedUser]

I'm here to declare the lack of ambition for a tribe that was formed yesterday: APPLE

We're awful. Like, seriously... If me being the most experienced player there doesn't tell you just how bad we are, then I don't know what will.
Pulled out of a 2 year TW retirement by a rather close friend, I've decided to return to World 51... But really none of us could give a monkeys armpit about this world, so I'm here to declare our general lack of ambition.

Will we be the number 1 tribe? - Lol, no.
Will we strive to make a name for ourselves? - As W51's worst tribe, perhaps.
Will we 1337pwnn00bs? - Probably... But only n00bs. Or ourselves.
Will we make ANY effort at all? - *Munches on an apple*

Our only ambition for the core is to stop before we reach the seeds.

Have a great game ladies and gentlemen,
Kusty <3

 

[DeletedUser]

Our only ambition for the core is to stop before we reach the seeds.

This post will only be declared as win if I see more awesome puns like this one! :icon_redface:

Good luck to W51's worst tribe :lol:

 

[DeletedUser]

This post will only be declared as win if I see more awesome puns like this one! :icon_redface:

Good luck to W51's worst tribe :lol:

Lol, you should see our forums... I went a little overboard with the apple puns.

 

[Undead Billy Mays]

This post will only be declared as win if I see more awesome puns like this one! :icon_redface:

Good luck to W51's worst tribe :lol:

I think for the first time i agree with zenron :lol:

 

[DeletedUser]

i'm not a big fan of tribe introductions. but this one was ok
also kustard, i died when i read your sig

 

[DeletedUser]

Sorry, I didn't actually read your tribe introduction. I intended to but then my attention was diverted away from your mediocre and idiotic post by a flashy and overbearing signature.

But good luck and stuff anyway. Keep up the lack of ambition

 

[Apathetic h0llygh0st]

KK!! <3

Apathy supports this lil tribe :icon_wink:

 

[DeletedUser]

h0lly! ^_^

*Huggles*

We have strict rules about giving out apples... But..... D'awwww, I love you man!
*Gives h0lly an apple*

 

[DeletedUser]

Good Luck ^^

 

[DeletedUser91871]

May i get an invite?

 

[DeletedUser]

APPLE doesn't recruit people, silly
APPLE tempts people with sweet juicy treats, then knocks them out and ties them up while they're busy om nom nomming those delicious spheres of sensual delight ^_^

 

[DeletedUser]

I object to this tribe, as an imposition on my own identity. That's it, you guys are going down. I hearby declare war on APPLE. You might be a bit far away, but I'll get there eventually.

 

[DeletedUser]

I object to this tribe, as an imposition on my own identity. That's it, you guys are going down. I hearby declare war on APPLE. You might be a bit far away, but I'll get there eventually.

^is angry for lack of apples.

(ps, forget apples, go tangerines :icon_cool

 

[DeletedUser]

I object to this tribe, as an imposition on my own identity. That's it, you guys are going down. I hearby declare war on APPLE. You might be a bit far away, but I'll get there eventually.

Silly
APPLE doesn't go to war. APPLE eats apples
You fail ^_^

 

[DeletedUser]

Silly
APPLE doesn't go to war. APPLE eats apples
You fail ^_^

custard is spelt with a C. :icon_idea:

 

[DeletedUser]

custard is spelt with a C. :icon_idea:

... Oh dear god, you're right
MY LIFE IS A LIE!!! D:

:icon_neutral:

Stay on topic. Talk about APPLE, in all its awfulness.

 

[DeletedUser]

Decent thread.

 

[DeletedUser]

If you could give rep here like you can on the uk forums, you'd be getting a +1 for awesomeness.
Seriously, you should bottle that stuff and sell it. You'd make a fortune.

 

[DeletedUser]

Best thread I've ever read on the TW forums. No, seriously.

 

[DeletedUser]

good luck